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Civil War Stories by Darkchild(m): 8:17pm On Jun 08, 2006 |
All the good soldiers were leaving for the war. One Corporal told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the war." The company of soldiers were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted. A car approached and it was the soldiers best friend. My friend - "you gave me the wrong key!!" |
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