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Share Your 'lobatan' Story Guys by prettyem(f): 4:54pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
Emmmm,i cannot fit to remeba d meaning of 'lobatan'in engrish now buh i guess ma 'non-yoruba' speaking nlders wil undastnd as u read thru.... Lemme start wif mine(abit lenthy,sorwie)... It happened wen i ws serving in a village,d most handsome guy in ma lodge dat ws 'chyking' me,ws a batch ahead of me,i no ansa d guy i dey blow gramma dey form sexy,until one fateful morny..... Lest i 4get,our lodge had no toilet we shared wit a neighbor across...dat morny na one serios 'earthquaky-stomach rumble' make me do 100m enta 'white house', unfortun8ly ma 'shotput material(nylon)' was torn @ several points,wich i noticed wen i do finish wan carry d thing throway.... D otondo wan do quik shower near d place & no how wey i go enta 'disposal room' wey he no go see wetin i carry,already flies don dey sing ontop am...oh boy, i jst carry face up pfrown pass hin front wit mai 'leaky,fly-infested pack' go throway d thing,sweat don cova me allova... Nna,na dat day chyking stop ooo & na sky i dey always look if we meet for road buh i ws lucky he dint 'loud' it,i for redeploy sharpaly...now ur turn guys,wats ur story? |
Re: Share Your 'lobatan' Story Guys by Nobody: 5:55pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
Wat dose lobatan mean...if i may ask. |
Re: Share Your 'lobatan' Story Guys by Nobody: 6:12pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
Lobatan is kinda like;"chai,e don finish" . Anyway, mine was in secondary school,ss2, i finally found the courage to talk to my crush,i talked and talked like...even showed her a poem i wrote for her,only to finish and have her ask;"so what should I do now?" ![]() ![]() |
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