Hannibal:

I know who she sleeps with every evening.
Your Mother-In-Israel loves tumbling in the hay and she does that with maximum pride.

@ J-girl,

Can u explain what your signature means?

See these rumors!
The Rev knows who i sleep with o!
Hanni stop being jealous cos your "girlY" is offline.

My signature means exactly what it says. When men say you're intelligent it doesn't mean they think you're seductive.
In other words - men are freaking shallow!!!!!!!!!!!!

eldee:

What if Idon't like saying it?
Why do we have to start learning gibberish that sound like it

'Alofus' 'I love booze', WTF!!!

Pure innocent?
In the same post with J-girl?
The same one that sent the thunder of manmade gods after me?
Thank God for the fire . . . hmmn

@Hannibal
Can you imagine her telling me that Deacon Sly is legendary?
I was shocked

lmaooooooooooooo! you're not serious el!
I said Deacon Sly is my own legendary one.
I am pure and innocent. Tell all of NL how I was loyal, faithful and kind to you during our courtship
I sent you thunder for claiming innocence.

Doyin - you are very crazy.

eldee:

Trust masculine pride na

I LOVE JUIIIIIIICE!!!!

let's hope you're talking abt orange juice

Hannibal:

Even at the point of penetration??
StephenP, if u lie here. . . . Someone would call on thunder to make u bald.

Erm! LOL!! I usually say I love the way you talk, your body and stuff like that . . . never really I love you.

StephenP:

Erm! LOL!! I usually say I love the way you talk, your body and stuff like that . . . never really I love you.

how r we sure tell us d truth


@hannibal

im sure u say i love u a million times during penetration and thrusting

eldee:

Trust masculine pride na

I LOVE JUIIIIIIICE!!!!

Masculine pride ma foot!!!
StephenP don't sound like a stud. . . . .Show him some cleavage and a waxed pubis and he would deny his roots.

j-girl:

See these rumors!
The Rev knows who i sleep with o!
Hanni stop being jealous because your "girlY" is offline.

Don't make me spill the beans.
I saw u last night making your out of his apartment in a see-through negligee.

jek_kad:

@hannibal

im sure u say i love u a million times during penetration and thrusting

How are u so sure??

Hannibal:

StephenP don't sound like a stud. . . . .Show him some cleavage and a waxed pubis and he would deny his roots.

naw . . . I'm better than that.

Hannibal:

Don't make me spill the beans.
I saw u last night making your out of his apartment in a see-through negligee.

I saw you in her apartment shaking the sheets. Don't lemme reveal her name or the location o!
We all know what you guys were doing that day!
You won't leave her in real life, you keep dreaming about her.
Yet you won't leave her on NL - take your time and stop stalking 'em girls.
Don't make me spill the beans either.

This Stephen P. . . . . Your own don dey too much mehn

You go write poem on one hand. . .  .Na you dey take sexy picshurr for beach, You no dey swear,

You dot your i's and cross your t's.

Your face no get freckles. . . .Bloody hell, e be like say you just emerge from movie screen.


I mean come on mate. . . . . . .Every Naija boy worth his name in gold. . . .when e approach woman

the first words na- - - - -  -''Baby I love you oo, Talk your own Tokwanu''

doyin13:

This Stephen P. . . . . Your own don dey too much mehn

You go write poem on one hand. . .  .Na you dey take sexy picshurr for beach, You no dey swear,

You dot your i's and cross your t's.

Your face no get freckles. . . .Bloody hell, e be like say you just emerge from movie screen.


I mean come on mate. . . . . . .Every Naija boy worth his name in gold. . . .when e approach woman

the first words na- - - - -  -''Baby I love you oo, Talk[b] your own Tokwanu''[/b]

j-girl:

I saw you in her apartment shaking the sheets. Don't let me reveal her name or the location o!
We all know what you guys were doing that day!
You won't leave her in real life, you keep dreaming about her.
Yet you won't leave her on Nairaland - take your time and stop stalking 'em girls.
Don't make me spill the beans either.

Are u serious??
What who and who were doing??
U must have me mixed up with SLY or Doyin13 aka Dangermous!

Stephen abeg update more sexy pic jo. . tired of seeing all this wowo boys on NL. .Jesu

Hannibal:

Are u serious??
What who and who were doing??
You must have me mixed up with SLY or Doyin13 aka Dangermous!

Are you trying to diss me

doyin13:

This Stephen P. . . . . Your own don dey too much mehn

You go write poem on one hand. . .  .Na you dey take sexy picshurr for beach, You no dey swear,

You dot your i's and cross your t's.

Your face no get freckles. . . .Bloody hell, e be like say you just emerge from movie screen.


I mean come on mate. . . . . . .Every Naija boy worth his name in gold. . . .when e approach woman

the first words na- - - - -  -''Baby I love you oo, Talk your own Tokwanu''

hahahahahaha

doyin13:

This Stephen P. . . . . Your own don dey too much mehn

You go write poem on one hand. . .  .Na you dey take sexy picshurr for beach, You no dey swear,

You dot your i's and cross your t's.

Your face no get freckles. . . .Bloody hell, e be like say you just emerge from movie screen.

j-girl:

My signature means exactly what it says. When men say you're intelligent it doesn't mean they think you're seductive.
In other words - men are freaking shallow!!!!!!!!!!!! lmaooooooooooooo! you're not serious el!
I said Deacon Sly is my own legendary one.
I am pure and innocent. Tell all of Nairaland how I was loyal, faithful and kind to you during our courtship
I sent you thunder for claiming innocence.

That was during our courtship
Now you brought Deacon Le Sly into this
Telling me to share my title with the ORDINARY

@ Topic, ladies wants to be reassured and feel loved

rubi:

@ Topic, ladies wants to be reassured and feel loved

So people dey wey jus wan discuss the topic. LOL

doyin13:

Are you trying to diss me

Why should i diss you?
Afterall, u are the newest Man Utd fan. . . . . . .
U denied your childhood club because of a female Man Utd fan. . . .Now thats CLASSIC!!!!

doyin13:



So people dey wey jus wan discuss the topic. LOL

me sef i surprise. I think say na the musketeers show dey available on every thread today.

doyin13:



So people dey wey jus wan discuss the topic. LOL

Stick to the topic . . . otherwise

eldee:

Stick to the topic . . . otherwise

na 2day?

seun no get tired?

Hannibal:

Are u serious??
What who and who were doing??
You must have me mixed up with SLY or Doyin13 aka Dangermous!

you and still of course - I heard y'all are on your e-honeymoon.

eldee:


That was during our courtship
Now you brought Deacon Le Sly into this
Telling me to share my title with the ORDINARY

Okay - sorry about that. You know you'll always be legendary in my case

Doyin - leave Chat2mebac alone! We will fight oooooO!

eldee:

Stick to the topic . . . otherwise

Thanx Mr. Moderator.

The vermins are crawling in quietly to join issues with intellectuals.
Buncha ponces.

hehe some people no get shame.

eldee, instead of screaming no offtopic when there's been one for the past hour. . block this thread b4 it turns into a fight

j-girl:

you and still of course - I heard y'all are on your e-honeymoon. :-XOkay - sorry about that. You know you'll always be legendary in my case

Awww, sexiest . . .u never cease to thrill me . . .
Infact, I love juice

@topic
I concur with Rubi [size=1pt]even though I have no idea what she's saying[/size]

Hannibal:

Thanx Mr. Moderator.

The vermins are crawling in quietly to join issues with intellectuals.
Buncha ponces.

Erm . . . the topic
This thread is too interesting to be locked

eldee:

Awww, sexiest . . .u never cease to thrill me . . .
Infact, I love juice

Same here - from eltee to eldee and even elbee. I hate some of them but I still loff all of them

j-girl:

you and still of course - I heard y'all are on your e-honeymoon. :-

e-honeymoon with who?
I am hoping to become a Rev. Father.
With all these vermins n roaches encroaching, i must baptise ma lips tomorrow with Manischewitz Wine.

@Hannibal
So do u tell HER 'I love you' [size=1pt]or do you jst go for 'alofus'[/size]

hannibal and david wats going on wt u two?

eldee:

@Hannibal
So do u tell HER 'I love you' [size=1pt]or do you jst go for 'alofus'[/size]

I apply diplomacy. . . . .  

Hannibal:

e-honeymoon with who?
I am hoping to become a Rev. Father.
With all these vermins n roaches encroaching, i must baptise ma lips tomorrow with Manischewitz Wine.

e-honeymoon with STILLWATER.
Stop denying her o! Whoever sees your constant quoting with her and thinks there's nothing is also in denial.
You know much better than to deny what everyone else can see.

eldee:

@Hannibal
So do u tell HER 'I love you' [size=1pt]or do you jst go for 'alofus'[/size]

He says it to her in his actions.
Rev, don't tell me you haven't noticed

Hannibal:

Thanx Mr. Moderator.

The vermins are crawling in quietly to join issues with intellectuals.
Buncha ponces.

Hannibal the Intellectual

Hehehehehe. . . , . . . . .I guess I should listen to Fiddy a bit more for an education

In fact. . . . . . . . . .  . .I wonder how Fiddy would say the words 'I Love You'

Errrrrr- - - - - --- - - -  -''You is a sexy looking round ass ho''