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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by lekankolade(m): 6:50am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Omg... See peoples' plan for Nigeria, one day this people will want to vie for any political office oo, I can see clearly that Nigeria has no future.. She the supposed leaders of tomorrow, I weep for my dear country.... LOOTERS in embryo... 2 Likes |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nnwannsukka(m): 6:52am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Gee001:Oh my God! I will so drain the foreign account And embezzle monry that I and my entire 10th Generation will lavish. And bfore declaration I will summon the whole of obasanjo buhari and co to have a closed door meeting and invite ine boko haram membr to the meeting unknowingly and as d meeting progresses I will excuse them and ....... D next day I will step down as d presio |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by yahmohy27: 6:52am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Sign enough money that ll be able to revived our electricity |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 6:52am On Nov 26, 2016 |
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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 6:53am On Nov 26, 2016 |
I will first order DSS to execute all those responsible for making me a 1 day president and then order them to shoot anyone who tries to impeach me after the one day. |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by biggz82: 6:53am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Nothing cos b4 all d ceremony making you d president of dat day d day is already gone 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by yahmohy27: 6:54am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Sign enough money that ll be able to revived our electricity and probably scraped the so called upper chamber |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by africanusvu(m): 6:54am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Gee001:.Good question.giv me just 2hr.and i wil complete the Gideon Okar plan.Nigeria wil seize to be.i promise u that 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by fitinwell: 6:55am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Gee001:[size=28pt] I Have just 4hrs to work and 20hrs left to Relax in Dubia. As for me,First hours 2017 Budget padding kontinu's. Second hour Have Access to TSA and move all the money to my Premium Account. Third Hours Release Oil blocks to Niger Deltas. fourth hour Negotiate with Fulani herds men to graze there cows in any prefered location in Nigeria. Then shutdown. [/size] |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Mobsync(m): 6:55am On Nov 26, 2016 |
chucky234: You cannot prosecute corrupt people when you yourself is corrupt. 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Mcowubaba: 6:56am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Scrap Nigerian Police Stop Nigerian police commission from functioning Close down police stations Remove checkpoints Imprison the DPO in my area.. Legalize Weed Legalize Gun (protect yourself) Ban Mrs oluremi in my area from doing early morning And finally, I will use my executive powers and invite Folake to gimme love oo 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by fitinwell: 6:56am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Gee001:[size=28pt] I Have just 4hrs to work and 20hrs left to Relax in Dubia. As for me,First hours 2017 Budget padding kontinu's. Second hour Have Access to TSA and move all the money to my Premium Account. Third Hours Release Oil blocks to Niger Deltas. fourth hour Negotiate with Fulani herds men to graze there cows in any prefered location in Nigeria. Then shutdown. [/size] |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Halopy: 6:57am On Nov 26, 2016 |
1. I will call a meeting of past leaders most especially the ones that are influencing our political space, organize a banquet and bomb everybody while eating and dining. 2. After that, I will sack all service chiefs and all senior officers. 3. Declare a state of emergency and pronounce myself as the head of state. Then dissolve the constitution, national assembly, judiciary and efcc. 4. The main assignment i will carry out within 7 days as the millitary head of state id to divide Nigeria into six regions and one central government, appoint acting prime ministers that will organize elections in their regions an then at the central within 6 months. ONCE THAT IS ACHIEVED, I WILL GIVE UP MYSELF FOR ARREST. |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by moyakz(m): 6:57am On Nov 26, 2016 |
simple!i will make a decree that no one above 45 must contest for any political post in 9ja.all those grey-hair wearing men should go and rest. nairalanders,i no do well?? |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 6:58am On Nov 26, 2016 |
lucabraski:ill kill u myself |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by PrettyClare7(f): 7:01am On Nov 26, 2016 |
I will set up good health care system, empower farmers and build all the federal roads. I will just delegate.can't do all that alone in one day. 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 7:02am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 7:03am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Sign off projects for building more hospitals. Sign projects for restructuring of the educational system especially those relating to health care. I would ensure hospitals have suggestion boxes to suggest and complain abt staff. I would make it compulsory for organizations to hire a certain percentage of staff that are fresh graduates. I would make it compulsory for foreign companies to have a certain percentage of Nigerians working for them. I would also sign off projects for nursing homes for old and homeless people. I will cut all those extra fat cash in the senate budget. Take away guns from patrol police and make it compulsory for all them to go through psychiatric evaluation. I will also ensure all officers are put through a training program. |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by MichaelSokoto(m): 7:03am On Nov 26, 2016 |
sign law to loan Nigeria out to China to rule jez 4 one year... |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Kdon2: 7:05am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Gee001: I will Just split the country and save us all from dis catastrophic doom called nigeria. After all we were existing seperatly and things worked better then before the theiving britain came! |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by copiescopy(m): 7:05am On Nov 26, 2016 |
lucabraski: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 7:08am On Nov 26, 2016 |
The problem is not you and your plan but the next person who will take over govt from you. AbuMaryam1: |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by HorLa00(m): 7:09am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Being a day seems not enough actually, but being a President of Nigeria, Sure I will walk towards the manipulation of Democracy. - No immunity - Long jail term for rich men and short jail term for masses for the same offense. - immediate freezing of accounts, seizing of properties for being charged of corruption Irrespective that you are guilty or innocent. - Immediate warning to all past leaders and office that their suggestions is not needed in my Government - Cases of public office holders in court shouldn't be more than 2 months, if any adjournment, there should be written application of the request to the federation. - Invitation to Niger deltans - Requesting for written letter of why Biafra wants to go and releasing of their Kanu. - Cutting every ties connecting us with Israel, USA and france. Seriously, I can do more, though 24 hours not enough.. 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by dachisom(m): 7:09am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Deal with the Indians and Lebanese oppressing my generation. either they start paying well or they leave my country. |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 7:10am On Nov 26, 2016 |
As for me I will put nigeria for sale. To be remembered for generations to come as a man who once put his country for sale. |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by chara019: 7:10am On Nov 26, 2016 |
I will carry out a TEST,to know the corrupt leaders,I guess all of 'em,no go pass the TEST sef.Then I kill 'em all(I'm I sounding like a murderer?) Whatever,I go sha kill em. |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by francisduru: 7:11am On Nov 26, 2016 |
I will make sure, I took care of my family...and travel all over the world like Buhari.... ALIAS, SAY BABA! |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 7:11am On Nov 26, 2016 |
It b like say u work for them. dachisom: |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by handofGod1(m): 7:12am On Nov 26, 2016 |
as for me o, I wil make there's dope in d land by investing at least 20 billion dollars in agriculture, because hunger can make any man misbehave. |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by computerboy: 7:14am On Nov 26, 2016 |
I'll give every region the liberty to secede peacefully. Biafra, Niger delta, Shiites etc, any region that wants to go, are free. Nigeria can never work if there are citizens forced to stay against their will |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by vickertony(m): 7:14am On Nov 26, 2016 |
I will change Nigeria's Destiny!! |
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Rebsy(f): 7:15am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Naialanders got me laughing hard this morning. And we're supposed to be the future leaders of tomorrow? May God deliver us all. Rebsy 1 Like |
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