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Kolomental by girlsoswit(f): 2:29pm On Jul 05, 2008
A psychatrist visited a California mental Institution and asked a patient, "how did u get here?. What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply;

"Well, it all started when I got married, and i guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown-up daughter who then became my step-daughter.

My Dad came to visit us, fell in love with my my lovely step-daughter, then married her. And so my step-daughter was now my step-mother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my step-daughter, who is now of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as i told u, when my step-daughter married my daddy, she became at once my step-mother! Now, since my new son is brother to my step-mother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my step-mother's mother. Don't forget that my step-mother is my step-daughter. Remember, too that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only my wife's grandson and her hubby but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?'

After staring blankly with a dizzy look in his face, the psychaitrist replied: "move over."
Re: Kolomental by Jeovy(m): 3:32pm On Jul 05, 2008
I am equally affected with the explanation
Re: Kolomental by ifyalways(f): 4:03pm On Jul 05, 2008
wow!!!
Re: Kolomental by Abbygyal(f): 11:07pm On Jul 05, 2008
chai!! explanation indeed
Re: Kolomental by tjtj1(m): 4:23am On Jul 06, 2008
lmao
Re: Kolomental by clemcykul(f): 10:26am On Jul 07, 2008
wat a predicament grin

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