Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the
news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond
rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound
mind.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
soon can I go home?"

lol -

Are u back or this one post and run

Na so u miss me

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

skyndyp:

Na so u miss me

Haba _ My First Love for NL  - see i don loose weight cause u fashi me  

skyndyp:

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppp -

Hope say Bus of jokes don jam u - abeg throw me more yoke lifeline abeg

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

Oh blackie,how i hate u when u are romantic

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

skyndyp:

Oh blackie,how i hate u when u are romantic

Abeg no finish me. Wetin I do my love

U no know wetin u do abi? No be u dey follow all the chicks wen dey NL for yansh so? Commot jor

skyndyp:

U no know wetin u do abi? No be u dey follow all the chicks wen dey NL for yansh so? Commot jor

Haba me ke Impossible am I that popular ?

Promoting an office
A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance.

But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. So he decided to check it out himself. Then he understood why !

The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3 words :

Psycho-
the-
r.ap.i.s.t.

^

Seen that one before try again

Skyndyp

Those were truly classic jokes!! Love 'em all

**seen the last joke b/4 sha - but well done girl!!**

Thanks babes,was waiting for u to comment.
Blackie commot for road

Scared sleeping
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever

come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

Nice 1 (again)

[size=1pt]but babes I saw this same joke just yesterday here on nland. . . [/size]

Efemena_xy:

Nice 1 (again)

[size=1pt]but babes I saw this same joke just yesterday here on nland. . . [/size]

Why u dey treat me like this - remember those days

stop living in the past jor. this is now

Babes you've got a good eye

and

good taste for jokes sha!!



give us more pls if you've got 'em. . .

now i fink im happy

Pls - always be happy babes

that's why we're in the Jokes Section - abi??

skyndyp:

now i fink im happy

Me sef dey happy my baby is happy with me

^^ Lol!!

Efemena_xy:

^^ Lol!!

Why u dey laugh me

Blackie im not ur love anymore. It has turned soured since u've been running after other chicks.

Babes make you nor too vex wiff am

Blacksta na man - e nor fit change

but at least im dey honest and open now abi?

Nice jokes

Thanks sugar

skyndyp:

Blackie im not your love anymore. It has turned soured since u've been running after other chicks.

Na jeje I dey post my jokes na so all these chicks come dey disturb me . Na devil cause am . My face don clear now.  Na skyneee dipper I need for my life . I go renounce all of them