Equilibrum walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock them. He insists that he bought his last one from this store.

The assistant passes man on to the pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item. Equilibrum explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago and has done for several years. The pharmacist asks him to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product.

The following day, Equilibrum returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the He thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety.

Equilibrum customer explains that instructions on reverse state, "Push up bottom to use."

what a dumbass

lol

I was shocked wen i saw it at first.

I come keep am secret since na my main man

kai am not part of this

LOL. . . .
Iteun, 1st IG nw dis??
U can try bt u cant quite scratch me as i did u,
i get u bad bad and im laffin cos i see it stil hurts u. . .
       

you dey defend your mumunity?

lol mumu no good o

the boy mumu don ripe since last yr

@Equil
I aint bothered abt urs. I'm hitting u hard and will keep doing so till u log off

Ituen,you dey form baaaaaaaaaaaad guy abi?

ROFLMAO

Now thats a low punch!!

@Jeovy

If u want make i face u, e no go hard me

All i need do na to swap names

~How did i miss this joke?! LMAO aah yah

Dont laugh too hard else you gonna get a boot from Equilibrum

cmmon shatap

[size=8pt]and he shataps[/size]

What is shatap?

i tot it was sharap!

u knoe knoe?

shatap is the plural of sharap,olodo

As u don learn pidgin, the whole world must know abi?

na prof na

for where agberos dey?

ur flat na

hin get flat?

Wetin i dey use flat do when i get mansion

O ma se o.

how come this people don't explain "instructions for use" we, so that the educated dumbass coud grab it means

@ituen

and so many kokolets full inside the mansion

u know na

I need a 3rd wife. Tessy just dey born and Nightnurse is pregnant.


And i'm on HEAT.

*pours cold water on iteun*

wat has dat got to do with curing my HEAT PERIOD

U try

Clems,you better get a chain for ituen

ituen, u dey on heat?? make i send my dog over, she sef dey on heat. so heat plus heat is equals to half dog, half human