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| Insulting Lawyers by belloti(m): 1:02pm On Jun 10, 2006 |
In A Murder Trial, In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put it this way: The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere. |
| Re: Insulting Lawyers by desiree(f): 1:06pm On Jun 10, 2006 |
LOL  how did the damn lawyer qualify  ? |
| Re: Insulting Lawyers by belloti(m): 12:34pm On Jun 13, 2006 |
i bet the lawyer was only doing his job  |
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