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Ladies! Know Ur Bride Price by Hardeshyna(m): 4:22pm On Oct 26, 2013 |
LADIES: KNOW YOUR BRIDE PRICE ... Tall and yellow = 300k Tall and fair = 230k Tall and dark = 250k Medium height (fair or yellow) = 180k Medium height (dark) = 100k Short (fair) = 50k Short (dark) = 30k Dwarf (fair) = 10k Dwarf (dark) = 5k Every gurl will fill in one of the above categories... Then you start addition and subtraction as follows: Beautiful = plus 100k Ugly= minus 187k Curvy hips = plus 150k Curvy non saggy boobs = plus 60k Slim= plus 30k Fat = minus 20k Long hair = plus 12k Short hair = minus 15k No hair = minus 75k With big tommy = minus 50k Flat tommy = plus 30k With dimples = plus 35k Great smiles = plus 30k Do your calculations well guys!!! I hopeYou don't owe your in-law in the process. |
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