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Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by alaladakosta(f): 7:17am On Dec 07, 2013
yo mama is so ugly that she scares blind people.
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by alaladakosta(f): 7:17am On Dec 07, 2013
yo mama so fat she sank the titanic

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Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by alaladakosta(f): 7:18am On Dec 07, 2013
yo mama do stupid she got locked in the groceries store and she starved
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by alaladakosta(f): 7:20am On Dec 07, 2013
yo mama so fat put her lipstick with a paint roller

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Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by alaladakosta(f): 7:22am On Dec 07, 2013
yo mama is so old she knew burger king when he was still a prince.

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Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by alaladakosta(f): 7:25am On Dec 07, 2013
yo mama so fat she had to be baptize at sea water.
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by alaladakosta(f): 7:27am On Dec 07, 2013
Yo mama so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by Nobody: 8:03am On Dec 08, 2013
Yo mamma got drunk and slept in a zoo a monkey bleebed her and came up with you.
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by 5alive(m): 12:27pm On Dec 09, 2013
FOOL FINDER: Yo mamma got drunk and slept in a zoo a monkey bleebed her and came up with you.
Yo momma is so old ugly and dumb dat she slept with retar*ded GEJ and gave birth to u dumb as*s
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by edorhe14(m): 9:37pm On Dec 09, 2013
Yo Momma is dumb.....Shikena kissYo Momma is dumb.....Shikena
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by ElementG(m): 7:23pm On Dec 10, 2013
Yo momma's soo black.. she doesnt need a uniform before a badge can be placed on her in d police force
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by kunlesehan(m): 9:16am On Oct 06, 2014
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks ARSEnal has won a UEFA champions league trophy.
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lol they never will
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by kunlesehan(m): 9:19am On Oct 06, 2014
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks ARSEne Wenger owns ARSEnal FC
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by laphta(m): 7:46pm On Oct 06, 2014
Ur momma will be dumb till wenger beats mourinho.
Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by Keenysbojan(m): 9:39pm On Oct 06, 2014
yo momma is so dirty,anytime she open her mouth,the odour that comes out of her mouth can kill flies and other animals that comes around..

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