yo momma so fat, she took her clothes to d drycleaners and they said no parachutes allowed

yo momma so shapeless, she went to a strip club and they paid her money to keep her clothes on

yo momma so skinny, she can actually use her ribs to grate carrots

yo momma so dumb, i pressed d doorbell of her house and she went to answer her microwave

yo momma so poor, her tv has two stations, on and off

yo momma so black, when d police shot bullets at her, the bullets came back to ask for torch light

yo momma so black , when she drinks water, she urinates coffee

So let me see wat u too got ok?

ur momma so fat she goes to d desert and sells shade.

yo momma so poor, her tv has two stations, on and off

Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Element G:

yo momma so black, when d police shot bullets at her, the bullets came back to ask for torch light

Nice

Ya momma so stinks that her pussy odor contains 6pads at a time

Element G:
yo momma so black, when d police shot bullets at her, the bullets came back to ask for torch light

  lol
yo momma so old that her breast milk has expired
yo momma so dumb , she got hit by a packed car

nice one jezzy

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

Yorubah:

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

Now that's short! Lol.

Yorubah:

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

let me modify dat for u, instead why not use passport

•Yo mama's so dumb, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

•Yo mama's so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down.

•Yo mama's so dumb, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

•Yo mama's so dumb, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

cynthy, those ones were great

tanx man

ur welcome

cynthoney:

•Yo mama's so dumb, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

•Yo mama's so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

•Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down.

•Yo mama's so dumb, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

•Yo mama's so dumb, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

nice ones!!!

tanx babes

yo momma so dumb when the judge say order in the court she says fried rice and chicken

nice one guy

cynthoney:

•Yo mama's so dumb, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

Nice

ur momma soo fat, when she took her clothes to d laundry men, they said no parachutes allowed

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

ur momma soo hairy, she went to d barber salon and they said no goats allowed

Your momma so stupid that she stole a free sample

Vic2k3:

Your momma so silly that she stole a free sample

ROTFLMAO

yo mama is so dumb,she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a mountain cliff!!!

cynthoney:

yo mama is so dumb,she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a mountain cliff!!!

now dat is really dumb nice one cynthy

av u heard dis,

ur momma soo dumb, she wanted to drown a fish

yo mama's so dumb,she cant dial 911 cos she cant find 11 on the phone!!!

oh gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your momma soo shapeless, she went to a stripclub and they paid her to keep her clothes on

Ur momma is so tall that she needed a ladder 2 see beyond her nose