Yorubah:

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so dark that her nickname is midnight

nice one man ROTFLMAO

LWKMD too

publisher:

Yo Momma is so short,she can sit on a match box and swing her legs.

Nice one man, its funny

thanks guys for keeping dis thread alive for me

yo momma is so old during her elementary school there was no HISTORY class

nice one, i love it

yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped her parents
yo mama so old, she farts dust.
Yo Mama's so dumb,she
bought a solar-powered flashlight.

Yo mama so ugly that even the owls were happy
Yo mama so smelly that even pigs cant smell her
Yo mama so dirty that she turned a swimming pool to a dead sea after a bath

Yo mamma so fat her nick name is DAMN!!!!

Yo momma so dumb she failed her blood test

Yo momma so dumb she looked at a mirror and yelled 'STOP COPYING ME!!!'

yo mamma so hairy she got afro on her ni.pp.les

yo mamma so fat the weighing scale says to be continued

yo momma house so small her adress is in decimals.
yo momma so old she got a facebook pic with moses.
yo momma is easier to score than the US soccer team

address in decimal? wicked lol

People wey no get respect for dia momma

(No offeeince)

^^ Yo Momma so s.tup1d she gave birth to u.

heh vick that's 2much.
Haha even a stoped clock shows a correct time 2ice per day.
Theatre get an advantage

This stopped clock has no hands lol.

Yo momma so ugly that a little gal saw her and asked her playmate " is today Halloween? "

yo momma so black I always mistake her for Noob saibot

^^too much of playing sega (mortal kombat) lol

yo mama 2 fat sote she nor fit float at airspace**

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to silverbird cinemas to watch a movie, SHE SITS NEXT TO EVERYBODY!

this is crazey mehn

yo momma so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
yo momma so fat, when i swerved off the road avoidin' hittin' her i ran outta petrol

mechanicaldummie:

yo momma so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
yo momma so fat, when i swerved off the road avoidin' hittin' her i ran outta petrol

hahahaha! My goodness!
Lol ^_^

Ur mama so dump, she gets high from a drnker cough. Ur mama so old her breastmilk is powdered. Ur mama so skinny,a doctor mistook her 4 a med.niddle. Ur mama so dump, ur dad gave her some packet of condom and she used them to tie moi moi

dubezra:

your mama so dump, she gets high from a drnker cough. your mama so old her breastmilk is powdered. your mama so skinny,a doctor mistook her 4 a med.niddle. your mama so dump, your dad gave her some packet of condom and she used them to tie moi moi

dump?? wtf!!

Ur mama so dump she got high frm a drnkd cough. Ur ma so old her breast milk is powdered .ur mama so dump her,ur dat gv her sme condoms n she used them 2 tie moi moi

jokingmary:
Nice

LMAOOOOOO