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Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 7:16pm On Feb 05, 2009
vesc--------ditch who?

i assume you have it deciphered already

dont worry dont plan on getting mushy soft or anything related to that

its just good to let out what i cant say to her here

amongst you peeps my safe haven
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 8:57pm On Feb 05, 2009
he came, he saw, he conquered,

people say that a lot,am sure even you do

i must admit i used to be in league with you all

until today that is 5/2/09, stuck in traffic,emotions in turmoil

from the left wing the saying hit me, i have lived life

this in its sense means i came,had experiences,some good,some

bad, some i will never speak of and some happening right now

this can be likened to seeing

now the one i have issues with is conquering,who did i conquer?

would that be members of other clubs in school that i bounced at my party?

or the junior whose life i made miserable in the military school?

maybe my mechanic that i terrorise because i think he is trying to buy a car off me?

my colleagues who see in in awe and an enigma?

most of this people, might not give a shit if i was to die today

as death conquers all, what is my gain?

the people i alienated in my quest to conquer?

thus i change the saying atleast for myself to


i came, i saw, i loved and i
will live a good life
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 10:56am On Feb 06, 2009
i am no cryptographer

blaze help me out here
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:32am On Feb 06, 2009
bluespice--------------------------even you?

it seems its only sisijinx that got this
Re: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 1:46pm On Feb 06, 2009
A=B
B=C
C=D
D=E

For the most part. grin grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 1:57pm On Feb 06, 2009
Sisi Jinx:

A=B
B=C
C=D
D=E

For the most part. grin grin





you are hereby banned angry

who gave you permission cool


ok then i will have to write up a harder one to break grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 2:44pm On Feb 06, 2009
Her voice the sound of spring

to the sound of her laughter my heart moves

love din't play fair, it hit hard and refuse to let go

I am lose, lost in the one who has me enslaved

the first and the last

grin grin grin

Ari, when are we going to mama

and no more codes please
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:55pm On Feb 06, 2009
i dint tabon like that oooo
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 3:19pm On Feb 06, 2009
O fe taboon pa ni undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 3:24pm On Feb 06, 2009
Hehe, Tgirl.

Look for a harder to crack code abegi. And write more inflmmatory stuff. Like give names and addresses, so it would be worthwhile.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 3:31pm On Feb 06, 2009
I'm not even ready to crack anymore code all I need is for him to make good his promise undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 7:22pm On Feb 06, 2009
ahhhh

blaze now i see it
im sorry but i was expecting it to be very hard so i set my aims and strengths on harder to break codes
glad to see u fooled me
i over estimated u tongue cool

j/k so who's this female that's got u singing in the language of the confused? lipsrsealed grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:54pm On Feb 06, 2009
@bluespice

its for me to know and for me to introduce her to nairaland

and this group once i marry here(wishful thinking i am sure she would say)

then maybe you,sisi and her can become triplets. . . . . for you are all my

favourite women. . .dont corrupt her ooo

princesa i will no introduce you to her, you just might teach her how to carve me open

tgurl. . . . .you know you are my person she. . . .wetin i promise ooo

vesc. . . .we go yearn
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:07pm On Feb 06, 2009
@blu

what do you mean by harder?

you dint get the code kapish

nah i think rather than over you more like under estimated me

you want hard, i will give you hard madam angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 11:31am On Feb 07, 2009
hit me! cool tongue
Re: My Book Of Rants! by stallng(m): 1:38pm On Feb 07, 2009
[center]It is the same i
Who is sane and unassuming
That tires of rationale
Seeking utter body worship

It is the same i
“You’re such a good listener…”
That now in silence
Yearns to be heard

It is indeed i
With knowledge of Spirit and Truth
Hunger now for man-love
With gall and heated blood

It is i
It is me
It is we[/center]
Re: My Book Of Rants! by TynaTyla: 8:34pm On Feb 07, 2009
Nice one
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:44pm On Feb 07, 2009
@blu

madam does it seem as though you taunt me

have you ever being spanked??

if you have how long ago was that?

you aint beyond spanking ooo

you and your twine dont scare me madam
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 10:50pm On Feb 07, 2009
ariblaze:

@bluespice

its for me to know and for me to introduce her to nairaland

and this group once i marry here(wishful thinking i am sure she would say)

then maybe you,sisi and her can become triplets. . . . . for you are all my

favourite women. . .dont corrupt her ooo

princesa i will no introduce you to her, you just might teach her how to carve me open

tgurl. . . . .you know you are my person she. . . .wetin i promise ooo

vesc. . . .we go yearn


Today will be the last day I will post on this thread.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:57pm On Feb 07, 2009
tgurl. . . . . .why na you are my very own person

ok i replce blu with you afterall she taunted me
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 11:06pm On Feb 07, 2009
ariblaze:

tgurl. . . . . .why na you are my very own person

ok i replce blu with you afterall she taunted me

Too late. Moreover, blue is my girl so I can't fight for her place angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:08pm On Feb 07, 2009
aight then i guess i will have to just learn to miss you tongue
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 11:13pm On Feb 07, 2009
ariblaze:

aight then i guess i will have to just learn to miss you tongue

Ok. Bye. angry angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 12:38am On Feb 08, 2009
lol
blaze if i have learnt one thing is to never mention names of people when im talking of those i like
be diplomatic mention everyone's name
so no one comes to question u when a name is omitted
better still mention ur friends and add "for all those not mentioned u know urselves" tongue tongue

that said, tgirl im begging on his behalf
omode lo'n se grin
(blaze bera keep quiet now im begging on ur behalf u can chase me around lera) lipsrsealed
pardon me i just had to speak yoruba embarassed tongue
Re: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 12:42am On Feb 08, 2009
Tgirl, you can't leave. . . you gotta bread between the lines.

You are his muse.  wink wink

Didn't you notice how quickly the thread

grew when you came in the scene?

Yeah, men are like that. . . they never wanna admit that

behind every succesful them, there is a you.  kiss kiss kiss
Re: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 12:47am On Feb 08, 2009
Twinie!!!!! grin grin

What a coinky dink. . . borofus playing "devil's advocate"

Is there any doubt we one and the same??!!

I think NOT cool cool
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:08am On Feb 08, 2009
blu you can buy me over rara

and i guess the smell of blood

spilling couldnt keep your twin away

you guys twins for real?

she emi ni omode she?

i go spank you oooo

sisi eko you arent excluded from the spanks

boy would i love to spank you both tongue


@tgurl

ok, ore mi atata

emi na ko ishe esu ni grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 2:25pm On Feb 08, 2009
e hksa dan ok

kd uao e hksa dan ok

hksa hega jasan xabkna

pdau owu pda psk ikop oecjebeywjp

wna pda benop wjz pda xeccaop

sahh oda eo xkpd

dks ywj e pahh dan e zk

sepdkqp dan oyknjejc ia?

dks ywj e owu dks baah

sepdkqp dan cappejc qloap

dks ywj e paah dan wi zebbanajp

sepdkqp dan naoanrwpekjo ykiejc pk xawn

dks ywj e lqp pdwp nejc ej dan bejcan





@blu

i give you 24hours, let's see how you make this happen
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 3:01pm On Feb 08, 2009
twinie, no doubt at all! cheesy

blaze i couldnt be borad grin grin

wetin?
seriousl tho, i will settle down to break it but 24 hrs is not going to be m deadline
im a student u know n ive got a deadline tomao n thursday cry

feel free to break it before im done with m assignments tongue

that said im an IT major not a cryptographer! angry tongue
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 3:05pm On Feb 08, 2009
@bluespice

chicken grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 3:06pm On Feb 08, 2009
Hehehehehehe!!

Don't borra Twinie. . . we got it already

A is E
B is F
C is G
D is H

The first line is

I Love Her So


Alright I think a call for intervention is order.

Jeebus!!!!
Re: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 3:41pm On Feb 08, 2009
ariblaze:

e hksa dan ok

kd uao e hksa dan ok

hksa hega jasan xabkna

pdau owu pda psk ikop oecjebeywjp

wna pda benop wjz pda xeccaop

sahh oda eo xkpd

dks ywj e pahh dan e zk

sepdkqp dan oyknjejc ia?

dks ywj e owu dks baah

sepdkqp dan cappejc qloap

dks ywj e paah dan wi zebbanajp

sepdkqp dan naoanrwpekjo ykiejc pk xawn

dks ywj e lqp pdwp nejc ej dan bejcan


Na wa oooh! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

This is kinda deep and I hope you are joking because no girl. . . no one is deserving of this outpouring of emotions.

Seriously, I don't care how big and best you think she is and let's not forget that you think she is scornful towards you.

Puh-lease, it ain't that serious!! I beg you, tell her to take a long walk off a  short. . . a very short pier. angry angry

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