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Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 8:12pm On Nov 03, 2008
@Ariblaze

Gwahahahaha

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed,

im not Gami sha cheesy cheesy

i was going to Rant vehemently

but Ari, your post calmed me down! grin

Thanks Darl, kiss
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 9:53pm On Nov 03, 2008
what does priapism mean?

Tried looking it up

Cameup empty,is it a slang''''?


Gam caled me darl

U must be really upset oi
Re: My Book Of Rants! by BabyJinx: 3:09am On Nov 04, 2008
vescucci:

Priapism dude, Priapism!

Oh Vesc
Re: My Book Of Rants! by doyin13(m): 3:35am On Nov 04, 2008
Baby Jinx:

Oh Vesc

no mind am. . .na all that pap wey e drink dey make am cause this kain kasala for person brain
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 10:04am On Nov 04, 2008
Priapism?



cheesy
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:03am On Nov 04, 2008
;De i know it

Heeheee

Blockage of blood from flowin outta:, :, :

Actually a certain self aclaimed joblessss person

Gave me heads up

Lawd where did u pick that up from'?

Impressed i am

U even had gami in turmoil ova it
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 11:20am On Nov 04, 2008
Medical disorder. Erectile dysfunction
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 11:32am On Nov 04, 2008
Perpetual hard-on. "Viagra Overdose"

All the business with the bloody detour is gory as you'd like eh, Blaze?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 12:31pm On Nov 04, 2008
Well, it sure seems y'all are having a slow morning.

What say y'all we rant. I could always rant if there was something to rant about which there isn't at the moment. I'm so pissed that I cannot rant about anything right now. So I'm gonna see how many times I can say rant in a sensible sentence. To rant or not to rant seems to be the question most ranters are faced with but they do not know that they're ranting whilst pondering whether to rant or not to rant whichh is really not that difficult but ranters just seem to make a decbacle all the time about not ranting when they actually are, but there's no problem like that for a ranter runt like me who rants at any given rantable opportunity to rant and even when there's hardly and opportunity I create the opportunity to rant like I'm doing presently hoping in my heart of hearts that y'all would label me insane whcih I don't mind as long as my name is spelt right or any first few letters as long as they follow like they're supposed to

My shift and comma keys are broken grin

Rant in the name of loooove, Rant in the name of loooove, Rant in the name of loooooooooooove!
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 1:05pm On Nov 04, 2008
I'm beginning to get really frigging pissed here. What kind of anomaly would get all y'all off all at the same frigging time. I'm so jobless today and there's no one out to play. Why won't anyone play with Vesc. My boredom made me foray into the romance section and frankly that's not my strong suit. So if y'all don't want to lose a fairly passable dude, come hither and let's play. Heck, I don't want to lose myself.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 2:13pm On Nov 04, 2008
Ari, dont drag me into your world of eternal sunshine of the [i]DIdnt have a clue [/i]mind

Vesc, GET A LIFE!!!!!!! angry

Cliche, i know! cheesy
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 5:37pm On Nov 04, 2008
vescucci:

I'm beginning to get really frigging pissed here. What kind of anomaly would get all y'all off all at the same frigging time. I'm so jobless today and there's no one out to play. Why won't anyone play with Vesc. My boredom made me foray into the romance section and frankly that's not my strong suit. So if y'all don't want to lose a fairly passable dude, come hither and let's play. Heck, I don't want to lose myself.

. . . wan'na play doctor and nurse? cheesy
Re: My Book Of Rants! by doyin13(m): 6:22pm On Nov 04, 2008
stillwater:

. . . wan'na play doctor and nurse? cheesy

The guy is too stiff to play Doctor's and nurses' jo. And I don't mean in the nether regions' angry angry angry

What manner of person go use Priapism for sentence. . . .shior angry angry angry angry


I am not ranting ooo. . I haven't even started. But I just had to say something
about all this big word people. Its very annoying.

Their vocabulary dey discombobulate my long-suffering medulla sad sad sad grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 6:32pm On Nov 04, 2008
@ a phallus emerges from the desert tongue cheesy

A little stillwater can unstiffen the stiff. tongue
Re: My Book Of Rants! by doyin13(m): 6:39pm On Nov 04, 2008
stillwater:

@ a phallus emerges from the desert tongue cheesy

A little stillwater can unstiffen the stiff. tongue

shocked shocked shocked

That is a very unfortunate quality as far as we men are concerned.

Berra go and find another kind of special powers
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 6:56pm On Nov 04, 2008
lol, you're crazy. grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by TynaTyla: 10:06pm On Nov 04, 2008
Did I hear you say materialistic? Now here’s some rant….

“Material Girl”[i][/i]

That’s what they say about her.
So what if she only wants to look good and live well?
If she didn’t look nice you would not have picked her
But you‘d rather it wasn’t off your own pay cheque
And if she’s supposed to smell nice,
could that come off some cheap perf?
So now she drives the Porsche Cayman,
wears designer jeans
and it’s all about the dough,
but of course you think it shouldn’t be yours,
and still you ‘re wondering if she wouldn’t be yours

We re born into
and reign in the material world
We breath, live and feed on the material dream,
Crave for and envy the all material parents,
neighbours, lovers and friends
in a list of endless material wishes
and desires,
yet she’s called the material girl,
‘cos she’s hot and fly and craves the same ‘material things’ that you do
but hey,
can’t blame the material girl,
‘cos we all ‘re addicted to the material dream
Quit hating on the material girl
‘cos of course, we love the material dream.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 6:26pm On Nov 05, 2008
What?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 6:35pm On Nov 05, 2008
@Stillwater. You,vixen, you. How does the game work?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 6:47pm On Nov 05, 2008
Ariblaze,
I wil like to knw d reason for ur rants . . .
Would u grant an interview?
View d thread - Up Close and Persona in dis section or my signature and let me know ur thots. Thanx
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 6:56pm On Nov 05, 2008
This gurl sef undecided

@Tyna

Now thats a rant!
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 7:27pm On Nov 05, 2008
vescucci:

@Stillwater. You,vixen, you. How does the game work?

You'll be the doc, I'll be the nurse.

Re: My Book Of Rants! by BabyJinx: 8:11pm On Nov 05, 2008
[size=5pt]*Thinking to self*
Oh la la! It's getting hot in here. . . I am so not missing this[/size]


Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 2:02am On Nov 06, 2008
Lol, where do you get these animations? I love them.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 5:22pm On Nov 06, 2008
Gamine,

are u talking to me undecided

Anyway, i need to have a word with u too
Re: My Book Of Rants! by omoovie(f): 5:39pm On Nov 06, 2008
Bah
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 8:39pm On Nov 06, 2008
WWWWOW shocked grin

this is SOME rant, Ariblaze you could learn a thing or too

Even though i feel this is a stolen rant from, say, Heroes undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by TynaTyla: 12:07am On Nov 07, 2008
Nice 1
Re: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 12:12am On Nov 07, 2008
Smileys
for
My Bros
Lovely Nurse


[size=4pt]Vesc, I know what you are going to say so don't, okay.

Let's just say I learnt my lesson and I coming back where I belong and leave it at that.[/size]
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 6:41am On Nov 07, 2008
why?
What ever could she have done?
What could have warranted it?

What harm could she have done'?
Cept delay the general by 5 at most 10minutes

But no,black and blue they had to beat her
Cloths they tore,tears she cried saying letme call my father,you are lucky to to be alive the general said, her body they exposed, rage fills me and shamed fill me,

Sir high n mighty
Her dad you should have allowed her call
For a nobody he isnt
My band of brothers he was
Rednecked he was too
Forgive you uzo would never


Backpain she nursed for years
Worsen it i hope you havent
Her phone not available it squeals
Free you cant go,pain a million folds you shall
Experience,justice has always being a bitch and a prostitute,so that i dont wish you, payback in multiple fold shall be yours,

Your loved ones shall know what it feels like to be powerless in the face of force,helpless in the presence of brutes

I might be part of the squeaking masses
But my words shall ring true
For my friend you turned to news
Her pain brought you glee
Her tears made you feel a man,s man

I pity you
Her pain is gonna end
Celebrity status you gave her
Yours n yours is just startin




Uzo,being trying to reach you,do letme know how you feel?
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 10:42am On Nov 07, 2008
This isv touching . . .


Ariblaze,

I'm waiting for u here


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191518.96.html
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 3:57pm On Nov 08, 2008
Throw me a Lifeline wont you please

Im watching the TV, and im not at ease

Throw me a lifeline.

Slowly sinking in the mire of recklessness

drowning in the ocean of carelessness

Throw me a lifeline, wont you please

im staring out the window, and i have no peace.


cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

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