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Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 8:12pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
@Ariblaze Gwahahahaha , im not Gami sha i was going to Rant vehemently but Ari, your post calmed me down! Thanks Darl, |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 9:53pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
what does priapism mean? Tried looking it up Cameup empty,is it a slang''''? Gam caled me darl U must be really upset oi |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by BabyJinx: 3:09am On Nov 04, 2008 |
vescucci: Oh Vesc |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by doyin13(m): 3:35am On Nov 04, 2008 |
Baby Jinx: no mind am. . .na all that pap wey e drink dey make am cause this kain kasala for person brain |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 10:04am On Nov 04, 2008 |
Priapism? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:03am On Nov 04, 2008 |
;De i know it Heeheee Blockage of blood from flowin outta:, :, : Actually a certain self aclaimed joblessss person Gave me heads up Lawd where did u pick that up from'? Impressed i am U even had gami in turmoil ova it |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 11:20am On Nov 04, 2008 |
Medical disorder. Erectile dysfunction |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 11:32am On Nov 04, 2008 |
Perpetual hard-on. "Viagra Overdose" All the business with the bloody detour is gory as you'd like eh, Blaze? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 12:31pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
Well, it sure seems y'all are having a slow morning. What say y'all we rant. I could always rant if there was something to rant about which there isn't at the moment. I'm so pissed that I cannot rant about anything right now. So I'm gonna see how many times I can say rant in a sensible sentence. To rant or not to rant seems to be the question most ranters are faced with but they do not know that they're ranting whilst pondering whether to rant or not to rant whichh is really not that difficult but ranters just seem to make a decbacle all the time about not ranting when they actually are, but there's no problem like that for a ranter runt like me who rants at any given rantable opportunity to rant and even when there's hardly and opportunity I create the opportunity to rant like I'm doing presently hoping in my heart of hearts that y'all would label me insane whcih I don't mind as long as my name is spelt right or any first few letters as long as they follow like they're supposed to My shift and comma keys are broken Rant in the name of loooove, Rant in the name of loooove, Rant in the name of loooooooooooove! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 1:05pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
I'm beginning to get really frigging pissed here. What kind of anomaly would get all y'all off all at the same frigging time. I'm so jobless today and there's no one out to play. Why won't anyone play with Vesc. My boredom made me foray into the romance section and frankly that's not my strong suit. So if y'all don't want to lose a fairly passable dude, come hither and let's play. Heck, I don't want to lose myself. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 2:13pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
Ari, dont drag me into your world of eternal sunshine of the [i]DIdnt have a clue [/i]mind Vesc, GET A LIFE!!!!!!! Cliche, i know! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 5:37pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
vescucci: . . . wan'na play doctor and nurse? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by doyin13(m): 6:22pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
stillwater: The guy is too stiff to play Doctor's and nurses' jo. And I don't mean in the nether regions' What manner of person go use Priapism for sentence. . . .shior I am not ranting ooo. . I haven't even started. But I just had to say something about all this big word people. Its very annoying. Their vocabulary dey discombobulate my long-suffering medulla |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 6:32pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
@ a phallus emerges from the desert A little stillwater can unstiffen the stiff. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by doyin13(m): 6:39pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
stillwater: That is a very unfortunate quality as far as we men are concerned. Berra go and find another kind of special powers |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 6:56pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
lol, you're crazy. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by TynaTyla: 10:06pm On Nov 04, 2008 |
Did I hear you say materialistic? Now here’s some rant…. “Material Girl”[i][/i] That’s what they say about her. So what if she only wants to look good and live well? If she didn’t look nice you would not have picked her But you‘d rather it wasn’t off your own pay cheque And if she’s supposed to smell nice, could that come off some cheap perf? So now she drives the Porsche Cayman, wears designer jeans and it’s all about the dough, but of course you think it shouldn’t be yours, and still you ‘re wondering if she wouldn’t be yours We re born into and reign in the material world We breath, live and feed on the material dream, Crave for and envy the all material parents, neighbours, lovers and friends in a list of endless material wishes and desires, yet she’s called the material girl, ‘cos she’s hot and fly and craves the same ‘material things’ that you do but hey, can’t blame the material girl, ‘cos we all ‘re addicted to the material dream Quit hating on the material girl ‘cos of course, we love the material dream. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 6:26pm On Nov 05, 2008 |
What? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by vescucci(m): 6:35pm On Nov 05, 2008 |
@Stillwater. You,vixen, you. How does the game work? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 6:47pm On Nov 05, 2008 |
Ariblaze, I wil like to knw d reason for ur rants . . . Would u grant an interview? View d thread - Up Close and Persona in dis section or my signature and let me know ur thots. Thanx |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 6:56pm On Nov 05, 2008 |
This gurl sef @Tyna Now thats a rant! |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 7:27pm On Nov 05, 2008 |
vescucci: You'll be the doc, I'll be the nurse.
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Re: My Book Of Rants! by BabyJinx: 8:11pm On Nov 05, 2008 |
[size=5pt]*Thinking to self* Oh la la! It's getting hot in here. . . I am so not missing this[/size] |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 2:02am On Nov 06, 2008 |
Lol, where do you get these animations? I love them. |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 5:22pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
Gamine, are u talking to me Anyway, i need to have a word with u too |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by omoovie(f): 5:39pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
Bah |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 8:39pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
WWWWOW this is SOME rant, Ariblaze you could learn a thing or too Even though i feel this is a stolen rant from, say, Heroes |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by TynaTyla: 12:07am On Nov 07, 2008 |
Nice 1 |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by SisiJinx: 12:12am On Nov 07, 2008 |
Smileys for My Bros Lovely Nurse [size=4pt]Vesc, I know what you are going to say so don't, okay. Let's just say I learnt my lesson and I coming back where I belong and leave it at that.[/size] |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 6:41am On Nov 07, 2008 |
why? What ever could she have done? What could have warranted it? What harm could she have done'? Cept delay the general by 5 at most 10minutes But no,black and blue they had to beat her Cloths they tore,tears she cried saying letme call my father,you are lucky to to be alive the general said, her body they exposed, rage fills me and shamed fill me, Sir high n mighty Her dad you should have allowed her call For a nobody he isnt My band of brothers he was Rednecked he was too Forgive you uzo would never Backpain she nursed for years Worsen it i hope you havent Her phone not available it squeals Free you cant go,pain a million folds you shall Experience,justice has always being a bitch and a prostitute,so that i dont wish you, payback in multiple fold shall be yours, Your loved ones shall know what it feels like to be powerless in the face of force,helpless in the presence of brutes I might be part of the squeaking masses But my words shall ring true For my friend you turned to news Her pain brought you glee Her tears made you feel a man,s man I pity you Her pain is gonna end Celebrity status you gave her Yours n yours is just startin Uzo,being trying to reach you,do letme know how you feel? |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 10:42am On Nov 07, 2008 |
This isv touching . . . Ariblaze, I'm waiting for u here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191518.96.html |
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 3:57pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
Throw me a Lifeline wont you please Im watching the TV, and im not at ease Throw me a lifeline. Slowly sinking in the mire of recklessness drowning in the ocean of carelessness Throw me a lifeline, wont you please im staring out the window, and i have no peace. |
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