Understanding A Woman - Jokes Etc - Nairaland
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Understanding A Woman (1168 Views)
Photo. The Manual For Understanding WOMEN Had Just Been Published (vol 1) / The Secret Of Understanding Men / Finally A Book On Understanding Women (2) (3) (4)
| Understanding A Woman by ituen(m): 7:31am On Jul 12, 2008 |
We need REALLY MEANS I want You want REALLY MEANS You need It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now. We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later. You're , so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot. Sure, go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to. I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you slowpoke! You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period. Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house. You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me. Yes REALLY MEANS No No REALLY MEANS No Maybe REALLY MEANS No I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while. Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful. I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it. Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby. I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook? |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by Kays1(m): 10:53pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
Mr Ituen you dey always fall my hand oo , umm you dey form degree for humanology abi ** hiss** |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by benjay1(m): 10:59pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
@Ituen I believe you don get enough experience from the female folks. |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by mohawkchic(f): 1:28am On Jul 13, 2008 |
~Close but not Quite to Understanding A fraction of a Woman!! You'll get there someday,lets hope you remember if not all,at least some!!  |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by tufe(m): 4:01pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
. . . . .and why wud u insinuate that, u havent even met the guy |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by coolykdat(m): 4:49pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Ituen, Your chic go hear am o!  |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by tufe(m): 5:04pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
she dey already hear am na |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by benjay1(m): 5:14pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Confirmed  |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by tufe(m): 5:22pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
signed and sealed |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by mohawkchic(f): 8:52pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
~ @ Tufe. . . . . No man can say he fully understands a woman!! N thats A Fact!! Cant say the same for Understanding a Man Thu |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by benjay1(m): 8:54pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@mohawkchic So now you know everything about men ?? Okay how long is jeovy's privates ?? Answer am naa since u be i too sabi |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by mohawkchic(f): 8:59pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
~ Why ah for tell you eh? way you sabi  |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by benjay1(m): 9:02pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@mohawkchic Come come, we don dey from clap enta dance here oo. Wetin you come mean say i know jeovy length? I resemble Elton John or Micheal Jackson in anyway ? |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by fab509: 9:05pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@ben, thats unnecessary and this doesnt even begin to understand women. its just a very shallow generalization by a man with many negative experiences! |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by mohawkchic(f): 9:08pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
~haha That's for me to know N for you to find out!! ~Nor put words for my fingertips ooh!! |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by mukina2: 9:13pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
mohawkchic: MC cam na messenger now nor plz e urgent |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by ituen(m): 10:00pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Na who talk say my woman go suffer  @Ben Are u sure ur matured to understand women? Dont allow them turn you to a waste basket there in ghana |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by benjay1(m): 11:05pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@Ituen wetin that one come mean now |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by ituen(m): 4:06am On Jul 14, 2008 |
ur the last person i expect not to understand my jokes on women |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by Cayon(f): 4:52am On Jul 14, 2008 |
let not your heart be troubled. enjoy life |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by kronkykay(m): 5:52am On Jul 14, 2008 |
@ Post Lord have mercy! can we please get sumthing fresh apart from this over-recycled joke about women changing fonts - - - changing characters - - -changing layouts - - - - still comes down to the same fuKing boring joke. . . ituen, . . . . . i dey watch you oooo |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by Jeovy(m): 7:08am On Jul 14, 2008 |
Ben,wetin come bring my di*ck come here when I dey sleep.see wahala |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by benjay1(m): 9:40am On Jul 14, 2008 |
@Jeovy LOL just having lil fun with ~mohawkchic~ No mind my basket mouth okay. |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by Jeovy(m): 10:00am On Jul 14, 2008 |
That dosn't sound like an apology  |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by benjay1(m): 10:08am On Jul 14, 2008 |
@Jeovy so now wetin you want ? Make i fry chicken come give u ? |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by Kays1(m): 10:29am On Jul 14, 2008 |
You fit boil water atall ?@ben na oyu i dey follow talk , not to talk of frying chicken, You fit boil water ? |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by benjay1(m): 10:40am On Jul 14, 2008 |
@Kay$ I will neva reply your posts. |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by clemcykul(f): 11:15am On Jul 14, 2008 |
good job iteun |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by segunpc(m): 12:56pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
@ clem are u saying he is telling the truth? |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by Kays1(m): 1:18pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
I go annouce winner oo @Ben~fucking Jay |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by Jeovy(m): 3:43pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
ben~jay: I for no mind OO Ben,abeg try beg Kay |
| Re: Understanding A Woman by clemcykul(f): 4:15pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
jeovy the hungry man |
Control Tower Joke / Studio Cfr(crazy Forking Ruminant) / Warri Guy And Jonathan Over Subsidy
(Go Up)
| Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 20 |