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'Nice movie innit?'

C'mon, I know it's a flipping nice movie, that's why I'm here trying to strike a convo with your ass

You mean HIS ass?

the pick-up lines you get depend on the kind of men you attract.

davidylan:

the pick-up lines you get depend on the kind of men you attract.

Not really

Not really

Don't mind that cunning old geezer, I know why he said that.


Johnny McCain Of yorubaland.

RedHotChic:


You mean HIS ass?

That's actually one of the lame things the UK chic comes up with when u ask what she tot of the movie she just saw

RedHotChic:

Don't worry, Syren already told us about your escapades. Bitch indeed!!! I know you think those women you pick on red light district really care what you call them. Watch them call you Schmuck when you refuse to pay up, ni99er.

What was Syren doing on the RED LIGHT DISTRICT

stillwater:

Not really

Its just my oppinion . . . there are certain pick up lines i would never say and ditto to some fellas. Whistling a lady you meet on the street or calliner her "baby, queen" . . . when you hardly know her dont sound responsible to me.

RedHotChic:

Don't mind that cunning old geezer, I know why he said that.

Johnny McCain Of yorubaland.

no be ur fault.

RedHotChic:

Don't worry, Syren already told us about your escapades. Bitch indeed!!! I know you think those women you pick on red light district really care what you call them. Watch them call you Schmuck when you refuse to pay up, ni99er.

Who is Syren and what does she know about me??

Apart from what y'all say

*ASL? (adding this, thanks to NLers)
*Hey, suga, want to talk?
*Love the way you walk
*Can I get to know you?
*Hey girl. . .

one I thought was actually funny:
*I'm liking your weave or is that your hair?

Who is Syren and what does she know about me??

You always hang around her street hollering at passerbys to get some change or lift, Hobo!!!!

one I thought was actually funny:
*I'm liking your weave or is that your hair?

Very annoying and disrespectful I must say.

Yes,
funny thing is, some don't even know how rude it is, until you walk away
But I take it as a compliment cause I wasn't wearing weave.

What was Syren doing on the RED LIGHT DISTRICT

Girl is too cute and sophisticated to be seen around there, mr prostitute philanthropist.

Yes,
funny thing is, some don't even know how rude it is, until you walk away
But I take it as a compliment cause I wasn't wearing weave.

One said to me last time i went home: This one you are all blonde!!! and i was like, dude, try and check the meaning of blonde before you use that stupid line abeg.

RedHotChic:


Girl is too cute and sophisticated to be seen around there, mr prostitute philanthropist.

But you said she knew about his exploits on the red light districts na?
How did she know?

eldee:

That's actually one of the lame things the UK chic comes up with when u ask what she tot of the movie she just saw
What was Syren doing on the RED LIGHT DISTRICT

She was probably giving out Church pamphlets on the forthcoming crusade.

But you said she knew about his exploits on the red light districts na?
How did she know?

Take Hannibal's picture around Peckham and see what street urchins will tell you.

RedHotChic:

Very annoying and disrespectful I must say.

considering the vast majority of black women have a weave it wasnt exactly as annoying as being the truth.  
If it annoys you that someone asks whether you have on a weave then why wear one in the first place?

She was probably giving out Church pamphlets on the forthcoming crusade

Isn't that commendable?

considering the vast majority of black women have a weave it wasnt exactly as annoying as being the truth. Smiley
If it annoys you that someone asks whether you have on a weave then why wear one in the first place?

Won't you find it annoying if some girl ask you if you are a playa or gay given that most black men are into either one of them these days?

Nice eyes, he said

Are they real?

Yes, i replied thinking my contacts are real

He actually came out of his car just to talk to me

and kept on gushing

your eyes are so fine!

eeeeW!!!!

One said to me last time i went home: This one you are all blonde!!! and i was like, dude, try and check the meaning of blonde before you use that stupid line abeg.

Sorry, I don't even understand that line lol

Worst one I ever got
*Hey girl, I just bought this phone. Can I have your number to try it out?

The worst thing is, when you keep quiet and keep walking, the mumu keeps following and talking

What wont i see. . . . . . Owisiwisi
What the heck is Baby,Queen,Sugar,Shawty,Sausage,Broom,Vegetables,Honey ??
U look like my car,u sound like my TV and all these krauts?? ? ?
U lot musta been hangin/attracting them immature folks!

SLY
It's not like you're begging to attract them o

Gold*Finch:

SLY
It's not like you're begging to attract them o

They don't get it.

LMAO   you people make me laugh

@ RedHotChic don't mind dem. I will hand out my church pamphlet elsewhere not on Hannibal's street next time  

@ Eldee & Hannibal  

The Sly:

What wont i see. . . . . . Owisiwisi
What the heck is Baby,Queen,Sugar,Shawty,Sausage,Broom,Vegetables,Honey ??
You look like my car,u sound like my TV and all these krauts?? ? ?
You lot musta been hangin/attracting them immature folks!

Cheers, Mr. SLY.
RedHotChic and her heap of hokum.
It's not as if we don't hear pick-up lines from these women too. . . .
They are the worst breed in this schitzo!!!

@ Syren,

All i know is u don't even stay near the capital.
How is Shropshire this evening. . . . . . I heard it's still snowing down there.

RedHotChic:

Won't you find it annoying if some girl ask you if you are a playa or gay given that most black men are into either one of them these days?

What is the relevance of this analogy? the vast majority of black women all don weaves now its so difficult to figure out what is real and what is horse hair.

The Sly:

You lot musta been hangin/attracting them immature folks!

Exactly my point. If you surrounded yourself with real mature men you wont be hearing this teenage lines.

Hannibal:

She was probably giving out Church pamphlets on the forthcoming crusade.

Yeah that's the part we were meant to believe

Gold*Finch:

SLY
It's not like you're begging to attract them o

Yeah . . . but they know the kind of chicks they call baby queen
It says a lot bout you . . .

Um david it depends on where you go

A good majority of black american men dont have common sense/decency. even mother with children are called out with sorts of pathetic lines

That's why I hate Harlem & Brooklyn. Doenst matter the kind of woman walking around, they will always have something to yell.

So all that "oh it's cos you girls are cheap looking" or whatever bulllhit reason you guys wanna come up with doesnt fly ok?

KarmaMod:

Um david it depends on where you go

A good majority of black american men don't have common sense/decency. even mother with children are called out with sorts of pathetic lines

That's why I hate Harlem & Brooklyn. Doenst matter the kind of woman walking around, they will always have something to yell.

So all that "oh it's because you girls are cheap looking" or whatever bulllhit reason you guys want to come up with doesnt fly ok?

That's true.

Yeah . . . but they know the kind of chicks they call baby queen
It says a lot bout you . . .

Not all the time.
Mostly, a girl is called "African Queen" because she's black

It's either what the dude learned from a friend or what he learned from the media.
Like someone said, the "A bay bay" song.

for me i constantly hear "What it do shawty? you looking real good in them jeans today. You know me and my boys having a little get together later on tonight. Why don't you swing them pretty hips ova' and we can get to know each other"