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Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by chamotex(m): 11:11pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Hannibal: lol!!! |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Cristalz(f): 11:14pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Hannibal:LMAO Wow,i love this new play. . . .what's the title? |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Hannibal: 11:17pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Cristalz: The title is . . . . The Geezer n The Prostitute!!!! Available in HMV and Virgin Megastores in the UK. Iweka Rd and Idumota in Lagos. Price $29.99 Grab a copy NOW!!!! P.S. Part 2 is on the way!!!! |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Lol, that was hilarious. |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Gamine(f): 11:22pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
The thread has taken a turn, a turn to be locked |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by ariblaze(m): 11:24pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
omo the level of intense dislike here dey trip me gan |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Cristalz(f): 11:24pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Seems its gonna be a big HIT Watching out for part 2 @G Level lock-up hasn't been attained yet |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Chat2MeBac(f): 11:25pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Hannibal: ROFLMFSAO, Hannibal,don't kill me oooo, abeg, Me likey, Now back to "babysitting", I have bills to pay and would rather do this anything that whoring, WORD, |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by debosky(m): 11:28pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Pick up lines my foot - Hannibal and RedHotChic should simply get together and end this drama, its getting old. The last pick up line I got was 'you're so tall, so you have to lean down to hear what I say, giving me the chance to do anything I want' she was cute, but a little drunk I must confess. |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Gamine(f): 11:30pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
I knew it! This one sef dey post This Nairaland and favoritism chai! |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Hannibal: 11:32pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Cristalz: Cristalz, tell us the worst pick-up line u have ever heard. . . . Chat2MeBac: Babysitting?? It's tedious for some twits. Apparently, whoring pays more and they get to experience pure pleasure while ON THE JOB. |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Cristalz(f): 11:34pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@debo That's the weirdest line i've heard in a long long time Anyway what did she say when you 'leaned down' (if u did). . . .that would be the actual pick-up line @Hannibal I put it down somewhere on the thread already. . . |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by debosky(m): 11:36pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@ Gamine whats crawled up your a$$? Get some laxatives and save us all the trouble ok? @ Hannibal tell me you don't secretly fancy redhot? @ Criz I did lean down, got a whiff of beer tainted breath and quite a few naughty thoughts. I didn't go further though, them drunk chicks can claim rape in the morning. |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Hannibal: 11:39pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
debosky: 3 reasons why i don't fancy her. . . She is too old for me. . . .She is 38!! Her dentition is nuthing to write home about, she's got eczema on her incisors. She is a LovePeddler!! |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Cristalz(f): 11:43pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@debo You could always say twaz she who ''raped'' you @Hannibal Eczema on the incissors? Lmao. Come on now,ain't that bad is it? Koolu tempa |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Chat2MeBac(f): 11:43pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Hannibal: Hannibal! Hannibal! Hannibal!!!!!!!!!!!, It's whaling season on my Islands, if you behave I might just take ya!!! |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by eldee(m): 11:46pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Hannibal:4. She uses the penury she gets to pay her toyboy for washing undies 5. She's clingy 6. C'MON, TAKE A LOOK AT HER |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by debosky(m): 11:48pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
eldee you sef don reach there? Or how you take know all this? You are a suspect! @ Criz Well I could claim rape, but she's a shapely petite girl. . . . no court would ever convict her. My only pick up lines on nairaland came from a certain natmike/rose ijeoma fellow who wanted to have homosexual relations, he has apparently threatened Kit as well. |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by doyin13(m): 11:50pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Annoying pick up lines ke. . . . . . . . Am too busy sizing up the mark, to be hearing any pick up lines |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Hannibal: 11:52pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Cristalz: I am chilled. . . . . Sub-zero temperature. Chat2MeBac: I think i'm game for that!!! eldee: U are a MEANIE!!! |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
debosky: I can see you're still playing hard to get. Lmao |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by eldee(m): 11:57pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
debosky:You've forgotten bout THE COMPANY?? We have our sources na . . . INTEL never fails Hannibal:Tell me which of 'em is a lie? |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Hannibal: 11:57pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
stillwater: Thats HARSH!!!! Debosky n Kit should be investigated. A gay came online and he chose u 2s out of 100,000 male members of NL. The probability of that happening to 2 GAYnners is 0.00002. Debo, it's time to FESS UP. |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Cristalz(f): 11:59pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@Hannibal Dude you call people meanies when it seems you're the reason for the word Sub-zero. . . .still as deadly as liquid nitrogen my friend. @debo Be bold. . .share the pick-up lines you've used,not just the ones you get. |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by doyin13(m): 12:00am On Jul 14, 2008 |
Oh yes. . . .Debo thanks for reminding me jo There was one particularly annoying time back in Uni. . . . . I was chatting up these chicks and seemingly getting somewhere only to find out they were going to a gay club. Naturally I was about to say sayonara, then one winked at me, promising two for one, if i followed them. That was what swayed me oo. I follow them enter. Worst decision I ever made in my fucking life. One Oloshi gay with Italian Accent come meet me. . . . . ''Honey, I am a gay, and I know you would love to take a long drag out of me'' Sweet mother of Jesus |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by TheSly: 12:02am On Jul 14, 2008 |
debosky:Fucking hell!!!!!!!! This rose Ijioma is one of the reasons why i removed Yim on my profile!!. . . . . . Babe Wanna strike up sum B.s with me at all cost!!. . . . . Spewin loads of bunkums up and down about how she hasnt seen no Airplane before and other B.S . . . |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Cristalz(f): 12:03am On Jul 14, 2008 |
doyin13:LMAO A long drag? |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Hannibal: 12:05am On Jul 14, 2008 |
doyin13: That was golden. . . . . . . I hope he didn't bust your ass. Besides, The South Coast of England, Portsmouth n Brighton are full of flaming faggotz!!!! I remember me 1st time @ Brighton. . . . . . .Went to the beach to catch some sun. In the evening i went to a nightclub, i was oblivious to the fact that 90% of em clubs were gay-clubs. I was buying a drink when i saw 2 faggotz french-kiss each other. . . . . Blimey . . . . . just made a You-turn and bailed out of there before someone starts shooting his gay mouth to spew hokum to me. |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by Nobody: 12:06am On Jul 14, 2008 |
The Sly: She's a He ooo, lmao |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by TheSly: 12:10am On Jul 14, 2008 |
stillwater:Now i truly believe what my pastor told me. . . . . . . .He said end time is here! Pls God. . . . . . Forgive me and take me along when the rapture is finally here. . . . . . . I want to ride camels in heaven too! |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by debosky(m): 12:10am On Jul 14, 2008 |
@ Hannibal see? even sly has been attacked by the resident homo of nairaland. I was approached by some gay dude in naija too, went to the club with my friends (my first time) and was chilling at the bar, this dude walks up to me, starts a convo and asks me what I want to drink. My greedy self said "red wine please", he bought me the wine and we started talking. Then he started asking me funny questions and touching my arm as he spoke. Next thing he said he wanted to go to the washroom, that I should go outside the club and wait for him by his white Jeep, so we could know each other better. I gulped down the red wine, summoned courage to ask a chick to dance and went right into the middle of the dancing crowd. Didn't go near the bar again all night. |
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by eldee(m): 12:13am On Jul 14, 2008 |
The Sly:Oh ma dayzzz . . . Any church you went to today, keep going ooh That Pastor's power is top-class |
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