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Sporty Father! by kaaz(m): 12:56pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari Stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey Hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry Her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a Townhouse, a beachfront villa and a 2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a 4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and 2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What do you suggest?" At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You shag her again." |
Re: Sporty Father! by benjay1(m): 1:05pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
@kaaz This joke have been posted here many times before now. But yet its still good to laff @. |
Re: Sporty Father! by mohawkchic(f): 1:48pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
~LMAO. . . . Aint that something eh. . coming from the dad i like that "shag her again" hilarious, i cant stop laffing |
Re: Sporty Father! by kaaz(m): 2:10pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
sometimes we need to remember old stories it sounds new to somepeople |
Re: Sporty Father! by Jeovy(m): 2:44pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
Still very funny |
Re: Sporty Father! by Temivict(f): 2:56pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
Still nice to laugh at |
Re: Sporty Father! by akinsadeez(m): 3:04pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
nice joke.I found it very funny |
Re: Sporty Father! by abakpa(m): 10:46am On Aug 17, 2010 |
i can imagine how the father must have stretched that line that says YOUUUUUU SLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP WIIIIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHH HHHHHEEEEERRRRR AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN HAHAHAHHAHAH |
Re: Sporty Father! by ElementG(m): 11:03am On Aug 17, 2010 |
@poster man i really loved dat, it cracked out 15 of my ribs HEHEHE |
Re: Sporty Father! by EfemenaXY: 11:05am On Aug 17, 2010 |
^^ Wetin? How seriously reposted jokes go make you laugh? Besides, you never here am from Basket Mouth in Night Of A Thousand Laughs?? |
Re: Sporty Father! by blacksta(m): 11:10am On Aug 17, 2010 |
Haba _ I heard this joke when i was in primary school - |
Re: Sporty Father! by ElementG(m): 11:14am On Aug 17, 2010 |
i know its reposted, but it at least made my lips move, its all about appreciation |
Re: Sporty Father! by blacksta(m): 11:16am On Aug 17, 2010 |
ok one strand of my hair moved |
Re: Sporty Father! by ElementG(m): 11:20am On Aug 17, 2010 |
common blacksta show some love |
Re: Sporty Father! by EfemenaXY: 11:21am On Aug 17, 2010 |
blacksta: nor dey form jor!! you & I both know say you get bald head! Element G: Oh, he's capable - you just need to know the right buttons to push . . .lol |
Re: Sporty Father! by Vic2k3(m): 11:22am On Aug 17, 2010 |
@bald head lol |
Re: Sporty Father! by blacksta(m): 11:24am On Aug 17, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Lol - how far sweet potato - Thank God for chinese balm which buttons - na only fine babe fit push that kind button |
Re: Sporty Father! by blacksta(m): 11:25am On Aug 17, 2010 |
Vic2k3:Shararrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp dia I have more hair than you - no be wig u put for head. |
Re: Sporty Father! by Vic2k3(m): 11:30am On Aug 17, 2010 |
:@ @blacksta don't call me dat again if not na virus i go send dat system sharp sharp.i've told u say vicks is what my pips over here call me and i don't regard those dat ridicule it |
Re: Sporty Father! by EfemenaXY: 11:31am On Aug 17, 2010 |
I am truly laughing my head off now |
Re: Sporty Father! by EfemenaXY: 11:33am On Aug 17, 2010 |
I know it's a bit early but what the heck!! **Grabs popcorn and a seat to enjoy the |
Re: Sporty Father! by blacksta(m): 11:34am On Aug 17, 2010 |
Efe you better come and carry your bf or i go beat sense into am . |
Re: Sporty Father! by Vic2k3(m): 11:38am On Aug 17, 2010 |
@blacksta thou shall not tempt the lord ur God |
Re: Sporty Father! by EfemenaXY: 11:41am On Aug 17, 2010 |
blacksta: News Flash!! Vicks was officially dumped by Efe at 11:45 hours @Black - feel free to bash him. . .u have my consent Now the show must go on!! **Cheers: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Fight, Fight, Fight!!** |
Re: Sporty Father! by Vic2k3(m): 11:42am On Aug 17, 2010 |
Point of correction time neva reach 11:45 |
Re: Sporty Father! by EfemenaXY: 11:45am On Aug 17, 2010 |
e no marra besides your watch na made in Aba. . . |
Re: Sporty Father! by blacksta(m): 11:46am On Aug 17, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: E ya h -what a shame the relationship has finally hit the rocks - It must have lasted for about few days. Efe - what is the next step - what about Element G |
Re: Sporty Father! by Vic2k3(m): 11:48am On Aug 17, 2010 |
@efe what!!! |
Re: Sporty Father! by ElementG(m): 12:04pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
now i am going crazyy |
Re: Sporty Father! by EfemenaXY: 12:09pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
@Vicks - wetin?? Nor too dey shout my name - peeps go tink say we dey together |
Re: Sporty Father! by Vic2k3(m): 12:13pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Now tins are becoming unbelievably hot here |
Re: Sporty Father! by ElementG(m): 12:16pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
no be only u notice am ooo |
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