mine is ...Bolaji,who sang personally by p-square...I was like...its lagbaja
drop urs and lets keep this thread rolling

I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me na film u
dey watch noon I dey worship TV

Seeing me eating indomie na Wetin u dey chop.na gen
rope

One of my bro saw me wit rice and spoon, he den ask
me i dey eat?, i con dey tink inside say hmmm, no i
dey count d rice ni……

"Why is Suya always sold in the night"?

lolz

Orunto:
"Why is Suya always sold in the night"?

lolz

While in the uni, talking with classmates, one of them, a close pal just asked 'A, do u poo at all?'

I was suprised & embarassed, who doesn't poo abeg

A neighbor of mine just registered 4 jamb nd ws asking me d basic things she needs to knw bout d exam,,afta explaining to her she nw askd,,,
"Na only me go go d centre on d exam day"?
den i said,,
"No,u'll go wt ur fada,moda & ur siblings,,u can carry ur dogs along also "

After some rounds of lamba with this new chick she was like "what did we just do" and am like yeah we praised and worshipped jehova

After some rounds wid a banny and she's like *so what are we now? Am like *we are prayer warriors*

kuphid:
While in the uni, talking with classmates, one of them, a close pal just asked 'A, do u poo at all?'

I was suprised & embarassed, who doesn't poo abeg

I understood the fact u were surprised, to say u were embarrassed embarrass me. Lolz

Asked my pal who just entered uni how she waz faring and she said, “Of course I'm okay... DON'T U KNOW THIS IS UNIVERSITY?" And I was like, “Seriously?? I actually thot it was a primary school

Well dressed in a native attire and carrying a Bible, my neighbour asked," are u going to church?" and I'm like no, I'm going to see ifa.