Trust me am a full blooded nigerian and
I understand that it has become a norm
for most Nigerians to ask obvious
questions which I find dumb buh that
doesn’t stopit from having the quality of
Dumb anyways!
Example:- Imagine this… I drove into a
Car Wash and my Friend was asking me,
You wan Wash your Car? I Replied him:-
No! I wan Paint Am ni… Ode!
Drop the Dumbest Question you’ve ever
been asked

Bros abeg Oh, u qet pin charger.

When am at de cinemas nd a frnd come to meet me nd asks 'ah guy wetin u dey do for here?'

Me dey chop jejely for my house wen dis fwend came in and ask me"u dey eat" no I dey poo for mouth

Got disturbed by someone while I was asleep
Not minding how pissed I was, he still has guts to ask me "are you sleeping?"

No I'm playing football!!!

imagine wer u kum bak 4rm travel,person dey ask u 'you don kum back' ahhh sucks

I was once asked "Was she her"??


Till date, that question disturbs me.

Bros, dat ur own critical

ba7man:
I was once asked "Was she her"??


Till date, that question disturbs me.

I came out from the bathroom after batin
nd ma broda asked me hv u bathed..noo
na swim i go swim

I drove into a petrol station,pulled over
and opened my car tank,then told the
attendant to give me #3000 fuel,the
attendant asked ‘na were i go put am’and
i was like u no see my pocket ni see me
see trouble o
.
.
.
person call me by 3:06am come ask me
where I dey……me tell am say I dey rob
cbn….
.
.
.
Tiff came tw our house… Ma gurl was
asking horney who r thir? I ansad. Dem b
ma relatives dem kun gret us… Frm village.
Akamu

That is Naija 4 u, they call u by 2a.m in d night nd they ask u "guy u dey sleep"?? No, I dey pick beans to cook. They see u on a quue to buy a ticket on a bus stop and they still ask u "guy wetin u dey do here"? I wan pay my skul fees. They see u coming out from d bathroom wet and they still ask u "did u just had a bath".?? Nooooo, I fell into d toilet bowl. They see u awake in d morning nd they ask u "u don wake" Haba guy, na die I bin die? Naija too much o

Aghariagbonse:
Bros abeg Oh, u qet pin charger.

omg, pin charger U 4 tell am say na needle u get *lol*