Dear Adaobi, I PM'ed you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my username and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two PMs back in August, you must not have got em
There was probably a problem with the server or something
Sometimes I scribble your username too sloppy when I type em
But anyways, Bleep it, what's been up girl, how's college
My girlfriend's pregnant, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her, I'mma name her Adaobi
I read about your embarrassing moment too, I'm sorry
I had a friend who fell on a dude too it was funny
I know you probably hear this everyday on Nairaland, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Mynd
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, girl
I like the shit you did on that Miss Nairaland thread too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this girl, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is D0PE

Dear Adaobi, you still ain't called or PM'ed; I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's bleeped up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the concert
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Martha
That's my little sister girl, she's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you for four hours and you just said no
That's pretty shitty girl, you're like her fucking idol
She wants to be just like you girl, she likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Awka
You said if I'd PM you, you would PM back
See, I'm just like you in a way
I'm a true die hard Nigerian
I love Nairaland, music, my mom and my siter
I can relate to what you're saying in your threads
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read 'em all
Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Adaobi, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me girl, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, D0PE
P.S. We should be together too

Dear Miss. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-PM-My-Fans
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two PMs, I wrote your username on 'em perfect
So this is a Public Message I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 180km/hr approaching 3rd mainland
Hey Adaobi, I drank a fifth of Alomo, you dare me to drive
You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy PM or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you Adaobi, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Adaobi, *screaming* shut up Niggas, I'm tryna talk
Hey Adaobi, that's Afam and Yuzedo screamin' in the trunk
They've been squating in my Banana Iceland Mashuun and almost sold it off
But I didn't slit their throat, I just tied em up, see I ain't like you
Cause if they suffocate the'll suffer more and then the'll die too
Well gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out

Original Song by Eminem-stan.
http://rapgenius.com/Eminem-stan-lyrics

LOL



#TeamGOM

@^^^^ guess your head is swollen like soaked garri left overnite?

C'mon dudes this is should be under Music

Abu Mikey:

Effect of excess Wet Kush

adaobi123:

Wtf ?

ftW?

DopestepTJ: ftW?

What does that mean ?

adaobi123:

Sorry. It had to be moved.

but that's hard core rapping. This should go down as one of the best rap cover in History. Lemme run to the studio...

funny sh.it.. nigg.a, u jst repackaged eminem's song "stan" and used adaobi's name instead....cool stuff.....hope dey got d twist b4 her head burst

Op, are you on a dare game?

Vivly: Op, are you on a dare game?

Vivly: Op, are you on a dare game?

no miss

ThisS.hit Is d.ope! Nice

Someone is high on slim shady

This one is strong oo