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Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by A40(m): 1:29am On Jul 20, 2008
Of course you do its the truth but you know a lot of Nigerian Girls dont keep it real they like to form sometimes like they dont shyte
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by ikamefa(f): 2:12am On Jul 20, 2008
@ topic

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

yes we do " grin " , one lady just farted beside me(in the mall) 30 mins ago

i nearly died from smell

that was a good example of non-physical asphyxiation method " grin "
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Caliente(m): 1:13pm On Jul 20, 2008
[size=13pt]No they don't because they are trees. What does cars do with their exhaust pipe?[/size]
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by dreeldee: 2:23pm On Jul 20, 2008
lmao@post if you want to know if ladies fart, imagine the smell of rotten beans mixed with raw egg left for 4 days or better Contact Toyin/Ruby-pearl for trial test/confirmation lipsrsealed
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by HCH3COO: 4:06pm On Jul 20, 2008
lol .
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Nobody: 4:24pm On Jul 20, 2008
Dreeldee, and how would you know how mines smells like? shocked, so you've been fantasizing about my farts? Ok, this is getting too much.

@post
No shit!

It;s normal.
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jul 20, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:

Dreeldee, and how would you know how mines smells like? shocked, so you've been fantasizing about my farts? Ok, this is getting too much.
hehehe grin grin grin
fun can't finish
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by dreeldee: 4:36pm On Jul 20, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:

Dreeldee, and how would you know how mines smells like? shocked, so you've been fantasizing about my farts? Ok, this is getting too much.

@post
No shit!

It;s normal.

shocked shocked ewwww tufi akwa god forbid bad thing, i'll rather breathe in co2 than perceive that repugnant, disgusting and foul smelling rectal burp from you alimentary canal tongue tongue
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jul 20, 2008
ewwww tufi akwa god forbid bad thing, i'll rather breathe in co2 than perceive that repugnant, disgusting and foul smelling rectal burp from you alimentary cana
I don't get men like you undecided
So you don't like to smell it, yet you're fantasizing about it?
Are you delirious? or is this just a symptom for some psychological disorders you're experiencing? tongue

Please, dnt derail the topic, leave me out of this sh*t. I no get this kain wahala attention to give anyone this morn. I dey go!

@topic

YES, WE DO!
Except men can do it better.
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by dreeldee: 4:41pm On Jul 20, 2008
tongue tongue thank goodness you know you do it better
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by A40(m): 7:20pm On Jul 20, 2008
Caliente:

[size=13pt]No they don't because they are trees. What does cars do with their exhaust pipe?[/size]
ROFLMAO
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by richo(m): 10:38pm On Jul 20, 2008
@poster
are u nuts?
if u really want to know feed your girl with poorly cooked beans, fried eggs and snake meat.observe her for about 3hrs and if no results yet keep throwing funny jokes at her and after a hard laughing she might give you ur puff.hope ur not fartophile (a fart loving freek) undecided
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Feu: 12:12am On Jul 21, 2008
Silly topic. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by xfabulous(m): 12:29am On Jul 21, 2008
They keep it too long in them thats why when they fart it smells like something crawled inside them n died.how can a girl not fart?, lol
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Nobody: 12:35am On Jul 21, 2008
rotflmao!
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by obuchineme: 12:49am On Jul 21, 2008
ABOMINATION!!!
CHEI! na women mess na im una dey discuss like dis.In my village the mess of a womwn is so sacred that when you hear or perceive it you just savour it especially if na elderly woman.And women mess dey bad especially if dem just born.Infact i can analyse the various categories of femine and masculine mess that we have for anybody wey wan know.Just visit with a bottle of seaman for appeasement .Because i have a phd in messology from African Delicacies University.
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by HCH3COO: 1:05am On Jul 21, 2008
LOL! i don die
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Gabry(f): 1:11am On Jul 21, 2008
@Topic

DUH. . . Who doesn't What a question. . . . . . As if we ladies are aliens.
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Chat2MeBac(f): 1:14am On Jul 21, 2008
@topic
NO we don't fart, we politely position ourselves to comfortably release the excess gas which has accumulated. We do so in such a way that it doesn't affect anyone or anything in our pressence, grin grin grin
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Gabry(f): 2:38am On Jul 21, 2008
Chat2MeBac:

@topic
NO we don't fart, we politely position ourselves to comfortably release the excess gas which has accumulated. We do so in such a way that it doesn't affect anyone or anything in our pressence, grin grin grin

Isn't that the same as farting? Only that this is a silent but deadly one. . .
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by dreeldee: 2:44am On Jul 21, 2008
Chat2MeBac:

@topic
NO we don't fart, we politely position ourselves to comfortably release the excess gas which has accumulated. We do so in such a way that it doesn't affect anyone or anything in our pressence, grin grin grin

you silently release the battle ship, wicked mess tongue tongue
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by xfabulous(m): 3:18am On Jul 21, 2008
it ok people, we all do it .ok. hey Chat2MeBac wats up,
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by HCH3COO: 4:03am On Jul 21, 2008
They don't fart, they just make noise with their butts.
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by dreeldee: 4:05am On Jul 21, 2008
Ch3 where are you located?
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by HCH3COO: 4:06am On Jul 21, 2008
Liturock Akinsaw.
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by dreeldee: 4:07am On Jul 21, 2008
i'm in fayetteville, never knew u were this close
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by HCH3COO: 4:10am On Jul 21, 2008
dreeldee:

i'm in fayetteville, never knew u were this close
lipsrsealed WOW shocked
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by dreeldee: 4:14am On Jul 21, 2008
grin grin grin grin and your spelling is killing me liturock Akinsaw lmao. I was in little rock last month, are u on facebook?
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by motunrayo4(f): 4:15am On Jul 21, 2008
Every human being farts. . . except my dad I have never seen, smelled, heard him fart.
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by HCH3COO: 4:17am On Jul 21, 2008
dreeldee:

grin grin grin grin and your spelling is killing me liturock Akinsaw lmao. I was in little rock last month, are u on facebook?
LOL.

Yes, I am partially on facebook. The page is still under construction.
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by dreeldee: 4:20am On Jul 21, 2008
motun_rayo:

Every human being farts. . . except my dad I have never seen, smelled, heard him fart.

your dAd is smart, he does it on the cushion so it doesnt make any noise and instead of the smell coming out, it goes down the foam jk tongue tongue


HCH3COO:

LOL.

Yes, I am partially on facebook. The page is still under construction.

Oh ok no qualms, hope you have enough brick to complete it tongue
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by motunrayo4(f): 4:22am On Jul 21, 2008
lol. . . .it's the weirdest thing he swears by everything that he doesnt fart or do #2

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