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Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by magentam(f): 10:01pm On Jul 24, 2008
@ Lazzaro

Kolo! Na im make Odeku (Gulder abi stout) wan kill you. Drunkard, abeg go take some coffee to clear your drunken and farted up brain , Olodo! 1 + 1 = Gulder. Baboon!
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by shylladear(f): 2:46pm On Jul 26, 2008
@poster
what a stupid question angry
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jul 26, 2008
lol
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Gamine(f): 9:52pm On Jul 26, 2008
@Poster

ori ni to jabo
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Nobody: 1:03am On Jul 27, 2008
Noo!!How can they ? angry angry

They only mess grin grin grin and as someone said it stinks like rotten eggs and throw up grin grin
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Lazzaro: 2:18pm On Jul 28, 2008
@magentam

am a drunk, ? yeah dats wat your fart can do to a man,

i better be drunk than for me to percieve your odor,

IDIOT
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by hazureal(f): 6:29pm On Jul 28, 2008
Don't try mine o!

hmmn, the office windows are still rattling from the sound!

and they just rushed some people to the hospital due to suffocation.

(I'm bad cool
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jul 28, 2008
I have a confession to make.

I am a lady but lately I have been feeling I am not lady like enough. cry

The matter is that occasionally, maybe sometimes, perhaps often, alright more than often I find myself farting. cry shocked

Oh gosh! This is so hard for me to say. sad cry

I even burp. I sh-t and piss! lipsrsealed cry shocked

Fortunately I don't snore. grin

ohhh! Now that you know I feel lighter. wink

By the way: I always inform my friends whenever I am about to and in case I just can't I make sure I admit my deeds and eventually tell them in what direction I sent it. grin grin
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by dreeldee: 7:18pm On Jul 28, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin **noted**
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by magentam(f): 8:41pm On Jul 28, 2008
@ Lazzaro

Stop pretending Agbaya! My "mess" is the best thing that ever happened to you. You love it and you are enchanted by it. You go to bed dreaming about it. That is why you get drunk out of longing for it. The mess is even too precious to be bestowed on a commoner like you. grin grin grin keep dreaming about it Lazzaro, keep dreaming!
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by candylips(m): 9:19am On Jul 29, 2008
What a very stupid question.
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by albridge(m): 10:11am On Jul 29, 2008
Yes they do undecided all the time grin
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by U1(m): 11:43am On Jul 29, 2008
@ Post

No, they don't. They bomb! grin cheesy grin wink
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by kizzy(f): 4:49pm On Jul 29, 2008
hiss, so yu actually believe da research, wt makes yu tink gals dont fart?

sum krazie sturvs,
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Lazzaro: 4:58pm On Aug 08, 2008
What a shame dat such beautiful creatures could produce such nauseating odors; is unbelievable,

IS A SHAME, !!! embarassed
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by MrCrackles(m): 5:01pm On Aug 08, 2008
Lazzaro:

What a shame that such beautiful creatures could produce such nauseating odors; is unbelievable,

IS A SHAME, !!! embarassed

it is a shame indeed! grin
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by ssRhino: 6:27pm On Aug 08, 2008
Everyone farts, even the animals
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by magentam(f): 7:57pm On Aug 08, 2008
He he he he he! Lazzaro got tired of exchanging words with me. never trade words with a Lady, you will always lose, always. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Nobody: 5:47am On Aug 09, 2008
oh yes thgey do and badly at that.ever spent a while in a ladies room? ur testimnony would be different
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by ievbuomw(f): 7:36am On Aug 09, 2008
For all of you LIARS on this thread.

Yes women pass gas. HUMANS fart. Get over yourself. And ANY woman that says they do not, say it with your hand on the bible and see if lightening will not cross for your eye lipsrsealed @ the poster, Don't make anymore dumb threads like this again. What is wrong with people.  angry angry angry
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by ievbuomw(f): 7:43am On Aug 09, 2008
Lazzaro:

What a shame that such beautiful creatures could produce such nauseating odors; is unbelievable,

IS A SHAME, !!! embarassed
Brash!:

it is a shame indeed! grin

So you farting is not a shame? When next you get jedi jedi, don't fart. It will be a shame for you. lipsrsealed
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by magentam(f): 10:18am On Aug 09, 2008
@ievbuomw

grin grin grin grin grin grin Ewoooo! Una no go kill me. O girl, take am easy, No mind the foolish men like LAZZARO and BRASH in here.
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by ievbuomw(f): 10:35am On Aug 09, 2008
magentam:

@ievbuomw

grin grin grin grin grin grin Ewoooo! Una no go kill me. O girl, take am easy, No mind the foolish men like LAZZARO and BRASH in here.

grin grin grin grin wink. My sista, see question boy put for forum. That alone is too much, then you are adding fuel to the fire?Anyway, it made me feel better
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by MrCrackles(m): 10:47am On Aug 09, 2008
magentam:

@ievbuomw

grin grin grin grin grin grin Ewoooo! Una no go kill me. O girl, take am easy, No mind the foolish men like LAZZARO and BRASH in here.

u dey craze grin
na ur brother wey foolish, farting girl! cheesy
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by magentam(f): 11:09am On Aug 09, 2008
@ Brash
Shango fire you! Stupid MESS clouded BRAINED fool! OGUN tear you to pieces!
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by ievbuomw(f): 11:38am On Aug 09, 2008
HAAAAAAAAABAAAAAAA!!!!! grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by MrCrackles(m): 11:32am On Aug 11, 2008
magentam:

@ Brash
Shango fire you! Stupid MESS clouded BRAINED fool! OGUN tear you to pieces!

u dey run your mouth there u be-witched pagan

you know you are nothing but a mechanical farting dog!

na lucipher go strike u dead! grin one more talk and i would slap the black out of your farting asshole, u nitwit!
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Nautillus(m): 1:42pm On Aug 11, 2008
LMAO, this fart thingy na wah oh.

I once overheard two female friends go at each other "battlesh*t" style in a alley behind the rear exit of a sports bari was in total shock

My galfriend dropped one in the car on this faithful day . . . .I neally chooked to death. . . . grin grin
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Lazzaro: 5:41pm On Aug 12, 2008
@magentam

pls am sorry to say this but please dont take this harsh on me if i tell you this please: MY DEAR, DID U JUST FART OR IS JUST ME, ?

what did i tell u initially at the begining of this thread 'YOU SOUND LIKE A STENCH' AND AS A GIRL U SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF URSELVE, '

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh !!!!!! odor dispenser grin grin grin
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by ula(f): 12:54pm On Sep 17, 2008
arent ladies human beings?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by weebay(m): 2:24pm On Sep 17, 2008
lafff my head offf
Re: Do Ladies Fart: ? by Busta(f): 2:29pm On Sep 17, 2008
Ignorance they say, is a disease!!

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