I go cry oooo. Page finish na

Damex me dey view u for 3D oo. Make i no see ur comment first. Bestower, u sef. Alicapapaya and Tinynita. Me dey look all of una with my black eye

Waiting for d next update

(clears throat)ehm ladies and gentlemen of d preachers family,its ur boy danpersie.i kinda lyk writing,xo i started writing a play 2day,am new in writing here xo i need encourage and i want u guys 2 help me criticize and scrutinize it xo dat my next story can b beta.thanks.the biblical toasting of snowprince

The rock5555: Damex me dey view u for 3D oo. Make i no see ur comment first. Bestower, u sef. Alicapapaya and Tinynita. Me dey look all of una with my black eye

so you see me? I no know o, oya how far. As i don comment now, come update fast. Infact dedicate one to me

Omortolah: Atlast here i come, i arrive safely and joining the preacher's son family *turning to sexy sapphire* abeg na which post dey vacant cos i wan apply. Quickly check. Am using this medium to wish all the *house* a prosperous and Happy New Year

Welcome dearie. Will u do me the honor of being the assistant sec2, cos I can't seem to find ma asst, he's a runaway assistant.

Lest I forget, don't mind dat mimisboy o, naso he dy, hin problem na women and we're seriously lookin for a priest to cast dat spirit out of him. Now lemme goan catch up on the story

Sexy Sapphire:

Welcome dearie. Will u do me the honor of being the assistant sec2, cos I can't seem to find ma asst, he's a runaway assistant.

Lest I forget, don't mind dat mimisboy o, naso he dy, hin problem na women and we're seriously lookin for a priest to cast dat spirit out of him. Now lemme goan catch up on the story

ask rock wella, i be correct priest just call on me and the spirit go run but na 4 a price o

Sexy Sapphire:

Welcome dearie. Will u do me the honor of being the assistant sec2, cos I can't seem to find ma asst, he's a runaway assistant.

Lest I forget, don't mind dat mimisboy o, naso he dy, hin problem na women and we're seriously lookin for a priest to cast dat spirit out of him. Now lemme goan catch up on the story

No wahala i fit be acting asst. Secre till ur asst arrives back plus d receptionist

The rock5555: I go cry oooo. Page finish na

,u must finish am,weda u cry in spanish ,french or even broken,if nt.....even if u run go sports ,i folow u dey go

Damex333: ask rock wella, i be correct priest just call on me and the spirit go run but na 4 a price o

Abeg wetin be the price? I redi pay anytin if e no pass ma power cos dis boy(mimisboy) mata don tire me. Oya name ur price

**walks into thread with my mat and spreads it on the floor** na only sexy sapphire and omotorlah my angels are allowed to join me. So Rock mek u kukuma knack us update. **sleeps off with sexy s and omortalah**

@ rock....wat U waitin 4??
cme nd give us dinner.

SEBASTINE

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"Peter yohr, how far, i hear say you don dey work?" Sebastine asked me as we greeted that evening, he came to see his brother Uncle Mark.

"Yeah i don dey work"I replied him.

"Oduwaa, shebi you no gree find work for me abi?" Aunty Charity chuck mouth inside something wey no concern her.

"Aunty shebi my oga say you no go fit do the work?" I asked her back. Actually she talked to oga Emma and he made fun of her, saying that she should not come and break all his chairs in his factory. Since then our face to face life had been limited, she felt angry with what oga Emma said and she thought i was the cause.

"I dey work oo, i thank God sha, atleast i no dey broke again" I said to Sebastine.

"See you, your work na small thing, you know the kind work i dey do, you no go fit waka if you do the work finish" Sebastine boasted.

"See this man oh, you know me, wether na cement sef i fit do am without taking anything" I boasted, me wey no dey carry somthing for head talk less of getting strenght to pack bags of cement, e beta make i stay for house dey chop my papa food, i envy those guys strenght.

"Getout johr, oya make we do turn by turn work, we would work one day in my working place while we work the next day in yours" He suggested, i quickly agreed before going inside to eat my afternoon food.

You may ask, Afternoon food in the evening time, well when i usually come back then i would go straight to the kitchen without pulling my clothes and help myself with one round, then go and bath, change cloth and come for second round, i call it afternoon and night food

the next morning, Sebastine woke me up and told me that i should prepare fast lets go, i called Ndubisi and told him i was sick. He wished me well.

I followed Sebastine to his working place, it was a timber store where tippers brought planks and woods which we offloaded, i was not really feeling the work but since it was just for that day, i no mind. I worked tirelessy which made Sebastine and the other guys suprise. Even while they were eating i was still working, they did not know that i already had mastered the art of blacking out emotions be it good or bad. They even told me to come again the next day, i had become a celebrity there.

The next day was Sebastine's turn, he went to my working place, i told them that he was my neighbour so he was recieved warmly. We began work, just to laod for one trip the dude was already shouting that his fingers would fall out.

"Shey you dey brag? You go haer am today?" I said jokingly.

"Kai Uduak this your work na die, see my shoulders wan break ooo" He would shout at certain intervals. Oga Emma also had a filled day of haunting him because that man loved intimidating new workers.

Sebastine almost gave up but i encouraged him which made he scale through till evening, his pay was lower than mine since he was new but i did not let hom know, i divided both our pay equally and gave him his. We trekked home since oga Emma took us to a shop near to our area. Sebastine could barely walk, all i did was tease him till he almost cried.

As soon as we went home, he took his bath and went straight to bed, uncle Mark ran to our house to look for me, he looked worried.

"Uduak na wetin you do my brother?" Uncle Mark asked.

"Uncle i no do anything, him just follow ne go work today" I said while smiling broadly.


"Ehhh nai him sleep like that, this is the fisrt time since Sebastine was born that he had slept without caring about evening meal, kai this your work dey wicked ooo" he confessed.

Water don pass garri na

Na me read am first.
@sexy sapphire, the price no be big tin. You go just become my official NL wife. Chikena

Spongia1: Oga mi, I gbadun jare

good evening sir. I de throw salut for your 0oO

The rock5555:

Thanks bro, abeg grab that stool for that corner make my receptionist show u chance to siddon



Thanks sire



chai my pikin don turn Vampire, make i grab bible to do delivarance


kip following like twitter sir

as you just de grab bible na so me take hold bottle de wait for the evil spirit....

Good evening to the family of The ROCK... Am glad am here to join you guys in strolling ....

Dad your pikin de follow you..

Damex333: Na me read am first.
@sexy sapphire, the price no be big tin. You go just become my official NL wife. Chikena

Ehh see wetin supposed pastor dey talk, shebi na womanising u wan cast from mimisboygreat, i go pursue u oo

360prince: as you just de grab bible na so me take hold bottle de wait for the evil spirit....
Good evening to the family of The ROCK... Am glad am here to join you guys in strolling ....
Dad your pikin de follow you..

Good morning son, kip following jare

Mhen this una job na hard men job

BIG JOE

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when Sebastine woke up the next morning i called him to still follow me to work, he refused saying that i should go and die in my working place, if only he knew that Oshiemole would say the same thing to one poor widow, he would have marked his words.

i went to work to meet a macho guy, shi't that dude looked like the twin brother to wwe wrestler John Cena with huge biceps and small height. I first asked Ndubisi who he was.

"Him just come logde yestaday night for hotel so Emeka say make him dey follow am go supply" Ndubisi informed me. Emeka was the driver of The boss yeye motor and the boss was also the owner of the hotel. His muscles would easily give that dude a bouncer job.

"Who be this boy?" The huge guy said from behind me. WTF person dey ask me who i be inside my home zone, from the gate sef people don dey hail my name like Wizkid nai that bros dey fucck me up. Him no wan form familiarity.

I turned slowly to look at the guy, all my pride disappeared, the guy was holding this police iron baton which is commonly used by cult guys. His mean face made me confess my name like a hymn song.

"Peter, Peter, Peter" I did not know when it came out three times, everybody inside there including Oga Emma began laughing.

"Wetin, i just wan call am make him sabi pronounce am na" I retorted back.

"So you dey say i no sabi pronounce Peter again" The big guy said angrily.

See me see wahala, me wey like trouble like food nai this dude wan changa my levels, i was not ready to back down just yet, i had to win in the war of words even though i knew i could not march him in strenght.

"See this man oo, your name suppose be cow" I bragged back.

"You dey mad? Shebi i resemble your mate?" The guy asked.

"If say you be my mate i for dey work for bank by now" I bragged and hid behind Ndubisi's back before my two precious teeth would just miss like that.

"See respect yourself i no come here to come jam you, my name na Joe so no abuse me again" He said and made to go but my trouble maker spirit was stll decieving me to talk more.

"You be Fat Joe abi na slim Joe" I said. Before i could think about what i just said he had sprang at me and grabbed me in a vice like grip. Instead of begging for my life i was busy bragging while someone was choking my life out.

"Bros wait make i stand naw, you for tell me say you wan jack me, i for use bycicle kick design your face" I kept on bragging which made him choke me more.

"Ahh abeg sir, oga Joe, Big Joe, abeg na, me na the first son of my... Pa...pa... Oo..., bros...." I was already dieing, my old friend Angel Micheal came to my side with the book of life, chineke, my name no dey inside, na so devil show come dey play with my blokus because na that one him go cut use do suya as soon as i enter hell when all of a sudden life returned back to me.

"Big Joe you don kill person oo" I heard Ruth wailing while i was coughing like a broken alarm system.

"Abeg johr i no die, i still dey kampke i managed to say inbetween coughs. I was so closed to dieing but e no stop me from still bragging. Big Joe raised me up to my feet, i stargered and smile at him.

" Abeg no kill our Peter again, the guy get bad mouth too much, pity next time na small pikin sense dey disturb am" Ndubisi said. I smiled and shook Joe.

"Wetin be your job inside here?" He asked.

"Na me dey follow Emma" I replied.

"You this small boy, oya make we see who go load him motor first" Big Joe said.

We rushed at the same time and began loading, he was perplexed at my strenght. The guy was a good guy, we chokayed as competition, he wondered how i managed to get lots of money than him, he forgot that ones muscles is not ones brain.

One day oga Emma and i came back from Wamba, i had chokayed about 10k that day because the man sold alot that day, Big Joe was already through with his own work so he was resting outside.

"Peter you sure say you never do me chokay before?" Oga Emma asked. My heart skipped nine beats, abi the man don catch me, i thought.

"Sir check my pocket na" I said jokingly and winked at Big Joe that i was in trouble. He quickly understood and walked up to us.

"Sir make i check ma sef" Big Joe said and dipped his hands into my pocket, he would remove the money from one pocket stylishly and placed it into his trousers, my mind told me that the dude has some criminal qualities but i skipped out the thoughts. He did the same thing to all my pockets and left only ten bucks.

"Oga see na only N10 him get sef, poor boy" Joe mocked.

"Ehya oya take this N500 because i don sell plenty today" Oga Emma said and handed me a clean note, i smiled happily at him, if say he knew wetin been dey my pocket eh...

I thank Big Joe and gave him N1500 the dude was hailing me, i went home happy. Chokey sweet oo till the day you are caught but this time no be me them catch na Big Joe... Me na Ghost mode i dey ue operate...

DONT TRY THIS AT HOME CUS NA U AND GOD ON JUDGEMENT DAY...

Rock you still dy work dia?

01emek: Mhen this una job na hard men job

e no even reach labourer job half sef, na enjoyment jareonly say ur fingers go wan cut off if u come new

Daniel2802: Rock you still dy work dia?

u no read the disclaimer wey i write before this part two. Any way if u wan work just tell me, dem nid ur type to finish ur blood there

i don upgrade bro...

I don laff tire 4 road pple just dey look me 4 road but me i no mind dem as far as d rock dey update 10times in a day... dis ur last update gbaski

Mimisboygreat: **walks into thread with my mat and spreads it on the floor** na only sexy sapphire and omotorlah my angels are allowed to join me. So Rock mek u kukuma knack us update. **sleeps off with sexy s and omortalah**

*Notice him sleeping in between then pushes him to 1 side and give him a sounding slap* wakes sexy s up asking her d duty of dis dude before i kick him out [qu

Omortolah:
come put ur stool beside Mimisboygreat *tells him to give space 4 a new guest and walks out b4 he says anoda word* enjoy ur stay man

tanx

The rock5555:

u no read the disclaimer wey i write before this part two. Any way if u wan work just tell me, dem nid ur type to finish ur blood there

i don upgrade bro...

Boy u don cast me,me wey wan work for any american airline.

Shew this your story nah Indian Movie? E no dey finish?

Waiting for the next update............................................................

SOLDIERS BOYS

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Big Joe had been staying in that hotel for about a month since we met but he had always avoided the police men that came for routine check, he was a Tiv guy but he had never talked about going back to Makurdi though he said he came from Abuja.

I would have thought he was running away from cult guys if he said he came from Makurdi but those thoughts were not for me to decipher and he always took his iron baton with him any where he went.

That afternoon me and Oga Emma went to Wamba as usual we were abi he was enjoying himself cus lots of cash was entering his pocket while hungry been dey tear my belly while my pocket also filled up. Another customer called us in Sisin Barki(another community after Wamba) we reloaded and started going there, oga Emma had bought a brand new cd player and two big speakers in his bus, he was busy playing Ibo music which made headache catch me, after the ibo songs finsihed he was playing Fela albums while nodding his big head.

"Kai this man too much oo, why him die na, Peter if say God go gree i for kill you make Fela wake up jare" Oga Emma said to me, i just smiled at him and faced the other side.

Sleep had contributed to my hunger so i placed my face outside the window trying to catch some sleep when oga Emma slapped the back of my head, all the sleep in my eyes disappeared. I removed my phone and log into 2go, luckily for me some better girls were online, i began chatting with one guy who was telling me about those sex chats stuff. He informed me that 80percent of the girls asking for credit before sex chats are boys with female accounts. The idea stuck to me like gold so i changed my sim after i logged off and downloaded another 2go with female username. I just entered chat room and in less than ten minutes i had gotten about hundred male friends, i now entered lesbz room and collected some babes about twenty of them who were claiming to be lesbz, i thought it was just fun and all but walahi Naija Lesbians dey serious, come see as young girls dey beg me to be their mentors, i thought that they were also guys but most of them truly are girls.

A lesbz was teaching me how to please another lady in a kind of sex chat way, she thought me the chocolate method and other stuffs(if you wan learn more contact me ) my hardon was almost disgracing me so i covered one hand there to avoid oga Emma from understanding what i was going through, the Fela music intoxicated him more.

The boys were even more foolish than i thought, i did the same thing that that girl did to me, i asked guys for money for nude pix and sex chats. Na there i know say Naija boys no get head at all, 3 out of 10 boys sent me airtime, God good jare, my pocket and account balance was increasing, i was enjoying the moment while oga Emma with his Fela music blazing with high speed was enjoying himself.

We conered into a sharp bend without slowing down only to come face to face with a military checkpoint, na there i know say how James Bond dey catch brake for film na small thing compared to the way oga Emma held his brakes when he sighted the soldier boys, my head almost crushed the dash board if only i was not putting on seat belt.

The soldier men behaved like they did not notice anything they just told oga Emma to pack one side and wait for them.

"Ow God" He moaned and sat still. I smiled and continued fattening my account balance with Naija boys who wanted to see my nude pix, before i delete any of them that sent me airtime i would write, 'bros me sef na guy, so next time no fall for this kind nonsense thing' shebi they wan see my nakked pix, make dem go bathroom go look their blokus wella again

I got tired and log off, hungry was not allowing me to concentrate again coupled with the soldier men who did like they were not the ones that stopped us. Oga Emma got angry and came down, e be like say the man no dey fear soldier men again. My own na hungry things on my mind but the drama that happened next was more better than any hungry in this world.....

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Make i go work abeg...

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See una later

guy how far ni.....how work na.....I just dey here since dey observe ....just enjoying the piece... happy weekend ppl esp sexy sapphire