Come in here if you are a woman that knows how to ride things and are dying to ride a nairalander like a mechanical bull

Help Nigerians plan ahead because the end of Nigerian oil is coming closer than we thought. "Toyota eyes mass production of fuel cell car by 2015". http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-25023673

Wait, is my handle ban from creating new topics? Or why is it that I still can't create topics after following instructions? Bleep you Seun!

I really do not care about his birthday because I have causes to wish him evil.

he is wasting the lives of 160 million Nigerians by being an incapable President.

Methink he should retire to his village and live his private live so that we can try some other people.

The more he tries to manipulate his way back to remain our President past 2015; the more I feel more hatred for him.

If he is to somehow disappear out of our political space with Sambo his vice, friend and like; I will feel much happier

I am so sick and tired of this sisified blazed son of the cage. I am going to deactivate my account.

Bye nairaland!

Brain transplant .......to transform him into a leader with a vision and passion

Mr President,I observe that alot of people don't like you and sometimes,I wonder why.Other presidents have come,they have never achieved what you have achieved but they were not even called as much bad names as you have been called.They don't realize that you have just spent 2-3years in power.You can not turn Nigeria around over night.
I support you,alot of realistic Nigerians especially the youths support you and there is nothing your critics can do about it.Criticism is welcomed in democracy but I challenge your critics to be objective.
I personal wish you long life,health,wisdom and sound mind.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I wish him longer life and prosperity

Happy Birthday to my President, may you overcome the challenges that is always associated to a complex nation like Nigeria. Long life Mr. President. Though I am not happy at all about the situation of things in the country yet I know God knows how to deal with selfish people that brought us to this mess-corruption, poverty, poor education, bombing, bad roads, power failure, unemployment etc. May God reward Mr President, the politicians & all their childrenin many fold according to their contribution to bring this nation to the present stage.

NAGIDIROFIA: I'M PRAYING FOR HIM 2 DIE EVEN 2MOROW

Please don't pray for him to die rather pray for him to leave that will give the chance to see in unclothedness the mess he and his cronies has created.

Wishing u all d very best as u celebrate mr president,may dis day be d source of turn around in dis kontry

not saying anything

merry xmas sire

happy bd ebele jonathan, God in his infinite wisdom saw fit to favour you, sadly you haven't returned the favour to the nigerian people.

I wish he would grow a pair of real balls ..... and stop oppressing the weak and poor!

Face the Billion naira looters of our treasury .... and phuck-off afterwards.

Emmm.... did l forget to say Happy Bad-day?

Lastpage!

Abeeg!

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Dey Carry Go, Student Don Waka, Lecturers
Go Solo, Fed Govt O! Our Case o, Na Ur
Grace o, We Tire O.

to resign

I wish him long life to bear the loose in 2015. ... Lobatan

mtchhhhheeewww

Dear All, Stop directing abusive words on your leaders...Especially the president of a country. They need our prayers! N that is why things dont work in this nation! Christains remember what our Early christains preached , pray for your percieved enemies, yes! Pray for those you think that persecute you dont curse them! Roman 12Vs 14. We cant get it right! Except our orientation changed in this country. Keep the useless tradition alive.

Ghadafy: I wish him the ability and knowledge to understand that 19 is greater than 16.

Mr Oga, u are the only one that understands your proverb of 19 and 16_______ can u make it known to the whole house pls?

Yes u may be right, no good road, poverty rising to know limits, (No rising limits) buh curses n abuse wont bring solutions , they tend to make the matter worse. Pray for them!

My wish is for him to give each Nigeria N1000 each ,that is N160billion only

Hbd presido

U are mad, so that u muslims in the north can continue ur gboko haram madness ,d for ur information I think the northerner.s are beta taken care of than others which is wrong.

I wish u more wisdom and ability 2 carry us 2 next level,GOD blessin upon u sir

Life, health, wisdom and peace.

I wish him wisdom and will to do good

I wish him long life ..:........
Courage and ability
to deliver speedily ..:........

Strength to his muscles .

more years in power till the cabal all dies out

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Happy birthday my able n capable president