I have come to understand the true meaning behind some popular comments on Nairaland, this is what I feel the poster truly mean, you can add yours also. Let us do this for the fun of it, no pun intended

* No pun intended. - I don't want you to know I am calling you stupid, because stupid you are going to fall for this stupid.

* Front Page things - There is nothing intresting about my life but Nairaland.

* First to comment - I seriously need to get a job

* click like - How can one really become a Nairaland celebrity ?

* Tribal sentiments - I have carved out a niche for myself on Nairaland and I don't care even if is the poo section

* Nairaland is owned by Seun Osewa - Really is that the best way Nairaland owner can advertise self ?

* please don derail this thread - This is a really good topic and sincerely I think it will make front page.

* Beauty of south-east-weat women - So this is how my life will just be wasting without something meaningful happening.

* Walks out on thread - Nobody is giving me attention in-here.

* Borin thread - I am not educated enough to understand such intellectualism.

* Stop quoting me - Its not your attention I am trying to get.

* Read my signature - Can't you see I am smart

* How will this affect the price of garri - With some much time I have been in-here I still don't understand how Nairaland work.

* Clear throats - Let me quickly check google

* How can one leave Nairaland - I wish someone will notice me on Nairaland

* Moderator front page please - Why don't I come up with such topics

* Waste of mb - I am broke and actually do calculate when I browse