Xavier5:
MaXXXine --- 3/10

Caveat: spoiler alert

A flick blessed with nudity, sex, and gory deaths but cursed with lack of rational storyline as a support structure for the mentioned elements.

Let's go over the plot and see why it is say so;

A preacher wants his daughter, Maxxine, to follow in his foot step as a preacher, or a devoted Christian worker or leader, but unfortunately she has other plans... plans of being a Hollywood star, but since she didn't have a big break she had to start from somewhere and this somewhere happened to be porn. Her preacher father of course was furious with this... furious that his darling daughter had been taken, inducted and corrupted by Hollywood into what he terms, its radical, immoral and satanic films, and Pornography. So he swore to rescue his daughter likewise expose and destroy Hollywood.

And here is where the problem lies, if his aim was to expose and destroy Hollywood, why go on a killing spree after upcoming actresses and porn actresses? Why not go after the big shots in the industry --- the studio executives, investors, directors, producers, scriptwriters, Hollywood stars etc?

Okay, let's give the plot the benefit of doubt and reason that he was trying to get his daughter's attention in other to make his so called Hollywood exposing video with her being featured in it, hence the killing of her friends, then the question of why he killed the other actresses that had no connection to his daughter still hovers in the air.

MaXXXine had what it takes to be an amazing slasher blockbuster, but unfortunately, poor storyline punctured it. It seems the film makers were more interested in the nudity, sex, and gory deaths than the plot. Disappointing and tragic, I must say.


#Xavier

Xavier5:
MaXXXine --- 3/10

Caveat: spoiler alert

A flick blessed with nudity, sex, and gory deaths but cursed with lack of rational storyline as a support structure for the mentioned elements.

Let's go over the plot and see why it is say so;

A preacher wants his daughter, Maxxine, to follow in his foot step as a preacher, or a devoted Christian worker or leader, but unfortunately she has other plans... plans of being a Hollywood star, but since she didn't have a big break she had to start from somewhere and this somewhere happened to be porn. Her preacher father of course was furious with this... furious that his darling daughter had been taken, inducted and corrupted by Hollywood into what he terms, its radical, immoral and satanic films, and Pornography. So he swore to rescue his daughter likewise expose and destroy Hollywood.

And here is where the problem lies, if his aim was to expose and destroy Hollywood, why go on a killing spree after upcoming actresses and porn actresses? Why not go after the big shots in the industry --- the studio executives, investors, directors, producers, scriptwriters, Hollywood stars etc?

Okay, let's give the plot the benefit of doubt and reason that he was trying to get his daughter's attention in other to make his so called Hollywood exposing video with her being featured in it, hence the killing of her friends, then the question of why he killed the other actresses that had no connection to his daughter still hovers in the air.

MaXXXine had what it takes to be an amazing slasher blockbuster, but unfortunately, poor storyline punctured it. It seems the film makers were more interested in the nudity, sex, and gory deaths than the plot. Disappointing and tragic, I must say.


#Xavier

Illusioneffect:

You're right! It's a blue film at best. Pirates (2005) even has a better story than this

Illusioneffect:

You're right! It's a blue film at best. Pirates (2005) even has a better story than this

abduleez1:
Kingdom of The Planet of The Apes.....8/10

A visual masterpiece with top tier storytelling.
Dafne Keen is really improving her acting skills and career profile. Easily hoping into some of the biggest projects/ franchise in Hollywood.

Well paced storytelling and very convincing CGI work on the apes. Felt too real. Kudos needs to be given to the animators of the franchise. Impress voice acting as well.

abduleez1:
Kingdom of The Planet of The Apes.....8/10

A visual masterpiece with top tier storytelling.
Dafne Keen is really improving her acting skills and career profile. Easily hoping into some of the biggest projects/ franchise in Hollywood.

Well paced storytelling and very convincing CGI work on the apes. Felt too real. Kudos needs to be given to the animators of the franchise. Impressive voice acting as well.

phr0nesis:

I'm not sure Dafne Keen was in that movie

abduleez1:


Lmao.... Thanks man. 😅😅😂😭
It's actually Freya Allan. The familiarity of knowing the actress sha don wound my thought process.

I was actually thinking about Deadpool 3 and Dafne Keen's Kill Bill outfit while writing that review. I had a feeling something was wrong but I no too reason am. 😅😀

oyaskii:
Haaaa "Pirates" (2005) maann

phr0nesis:

😁😁😁
I surprise o.
Freya Allen and Milly Alcock are two upcoming actresses I'm rooting for. I really want make them blow. As I see say you replace her with another person, my soul no take lightly

michigang:
Where is John Travolta? I saw pulp fiction last week and i discovered he is no longer appearing in films like before. Phr0nesis

phr0nesis:

I can tell you that he current does a few direct-to-video movies, but I have no clue why he fell that low.

armadeo:


His time is over.

abduleez1:


Damn, Omo I almost download am two days ago but my spirit no gel with am. Instead I downloaded A QUIET PLACE 2. The trailer didn't sing with me cos I wasn't feeling it or felt the need to watch it.

I even say I go ask people for here how e be before I come on board. Means it didn't live up to expectations of it's predecessors.

Cc Xavier5

michigang:
You just made me miss old skool black porn. Let me rush to xvideo and please myself

armadeo:


His time is over.

oyaskii:
Haaaa "Pirates" (2005) maann 😭....some pre puberty boys first rhodeo into the world of lucid flicks, a parody so good they had to make a sequel, and real ones know Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge (2008), is where all the real fun it's at 👀👀😅

phr0nesis:

I can tell you that he current does a few direct-to-video movies, but I have no clue why he fell that low.

michigang:
Die Hard 2 10/10
Wow...wow..wow
Bruce Willis is a legend of legends. The way he fought his way through myriads of kill mongering baddies deserves a standing ovation. It was 2 hours of thrills and kills leaving my heart in your mouth. I felt terrible for the one plane that crashed. Innocent lives lost. Those terrorists are inhuman. My best scene was when John McClane tried to prevent the unlucky plane from landing in a last ditch effort. Waving two distress flares. He really tried

michigang:
Die Hard 2 10/10
Wow...wow..wow
Bruce Willis is a legend of legends. The way he fought his way through myriads of kill mongering baddies deserves a standing ovation. It was 2 hours of thrills and kills leaving my heart in your mouth. I felt terrible for the one plane that crashed. Innocent lives lost. Those terrorists are inhuman. My best scene was when John McClane tried to prevent the unlucky plane from landing in a last ditch effort. Waving two distress flares. He really tried