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If South Africa Was Nigeria by onlymase(m): 9:21pm On Dec 12, 2013
It is amazing how South Africa was able to
host 91 heads of state within 5 days with
minimal controversies. if it were Nigeria you
would see newspaper headlines as thus:

Guardian: presidency inaugurates 10 man
committee for funeral.

Thisday: presidency sets up investigative
panel to probe lack of federal character in
committee on funeral.

Sun: scandal rocks the Presidential committee
on $1.2b casket contract.

Daily trust: FG grants waivers on duties for
300 bulletproof cars to host dignitaries.

Tribune: APC raises alarm that the committee
chairman is corrupt and should resign.

Todays news: division in the National
assembly due to disagreement on choice of
Aso-Ebi.

Evening News: EFCC threatens to investigate
contract of renovation of stadium.

Daily independence: Rivers state governor
refused entry into stadium to pay final rites.

PM News: One of the visiting Presidential jets
over-shoots runway.

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