5 YEARS BURIAL ARRANGEMENT!!!



If "ONLY" Nelson Mandela Was A
Nigerian?
I am beginning to think if South
Africans are not so creative? If
Mandela were to be a Nigerian, Here are the things that will happen:

1------>The corpse will stay in the morgue for 5 years to enable government prepare for a "befitting" burial.


2-------->Government will set up burial planning committee with power to award contracts to construct new roads leading to Mandela's home town construction of new airport, importation of bullet proof Ambulance that will carry the corpse, construction of new stadium for burial reception, new presidential jet, etc.


3-------->APC will protest extravagant waste of public funds.


4------->The national Assembly will pass new budget to accommodate burial expenses.


5------->There will be a national aso ebi (uniform) imported from Holland, USA e.t.c which will be made compulsory 4 every Nigerian to buy, sew and wear.



6------->His Obituary will be appearing on this page, @JK Kanubariyat/chop chop requesting fans to show respect.



7------->During the 5 years of mourning, Governors, traditional rulers, students bodies will struggle to book for appointments to visit and pay condolence to Mr President.


8------->New slangs will emerge, for instance Yoruba greetings will start, e ku Madiba o, eku iku Mandela!!!!!



9------->Our networks will produce new caller tunes...."to hear Mandela's last breath,
press 1, to hear the last word he
spoke, press 2,", etc.....



10------->New products will emerge, eg...Madiba zobo drink, Madiba pure water, Madiba magic soap/cream.



11------->Our musicians ahh!!! 5 albums daily in praise of the icon!



12------->New born babies will be named after him.



13------>Pastors will start seeing vision of how Mandela met them and sent a message to the world through them!!!!!!

ALL IN A BID TO EXTORT MONEY, MAKE NAME AND BE RELEVANT!!!!!


Adieu Madiba.....R.I.P....!!!!!!!!