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If Mandela was to be buried in Nigeria by donstevico(m): 2:21pm On Dec 17, 2013
It's amazing how South Africa was able to host
91 head of states within 5days with minimal
controversies, if it were Nigeria, you would see
newspaper headlines like this:
News watch; MEND threaten FG if funeral
venue is not held at otueke
Vanguard; Police arrest 80 year old man for
impersonating the corpse of mandela
Guardian; presidency inaugurates 10 man
committee for funeral.
ThisDay; presidency set up investigative panel
to probe lack of federal character in
presidential committee on funeral
The Sun; scandal rocks the presidential
committee on the $1.2b casket contract.
Daily Trust; FG grants waivers for 300
bulletproof cars to host dignitaries.
Tribune; APC raises alarm that the committee
chairman is corrupt and should resign.
Todays News; division in the national
assembly due to disagreement on choice of
Asoebi.
PM News; EFCC threatens to investigate the
renovation of stadium contract.
Daily Independent; Amaechi refused entry into
stadium to pay last respect.
Punch; 2 presidential jets over shoot runway
Re: If Mandela was to be buried in Nigeria by Nobody: 2:48pm On Dec 17, 2013
That's sooooooo not possible... He is not related to Nigeria in any way... and If he was to be buried here, Alaba bois wouldnt mind digging up his body to sell it... "Human spare parts"
#Joking o
*covers face*
Re: If Mandela was to be buried in Nigeria by Ogobara(m): 4:57pm On Dec 17, 2013
martha: That's sooooooo not possible... He is not related to Nigeria in any way... and If he was to be buried here, Alaba bois wouldnt mind digging up his body to sell it... "Human spare parts"
#Joking o
*covers face*
I don't know what means all these fake obsession with mendela? he didn't do shit for the continent! in fact it was the African nations that have been helpful to him, even today native south Africans are killing other African immigrants in SA,what was then the benefit of this stupid panaficanism? why sould I honnor mendela, or give a shit about their society? undecided

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