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If Mandela Is A Nigerian. by omartins(m): 9:51pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK. I am beginning to think South Africans are not so creative? Had Mandela been a Nigerian, hmmmmm;(1) The corpse will stay in the morgue for 6 months to enable government prepare for a "befitting" burial. (2) Government will set up burial planning committee with power to award contracts to construct new roads leading to Mandela's home town, construction of new Airport, importation of bullet proof hearse that will carry the corpse, construction of new stadium for burial reception, new Presidential jet, etc. (3) The National Assembly will pass supplementary budget to accommodate burial expenses. (4). There will be a national aso ebi (uniform) imported from Holland, which will be made compulsory for every senator to buy , sew for their constituency . (5) During the 6 months of mourning, Governors, traditional rulers, students bodies will struggle to book for appointments to visit and pay condolence to Mr President. (6) New slangs will emerge, for instance Yoruba greetings will start, "e ma ku ti Madiba o", "e ku asehinde Mandela o! (7) Our networks will produce new caller tunes...."to hear Madela's last breath, press 1, to hear the last word he spoke, press 2,", etc.( New products will emerge,...Madiba zobo drink, Madiba pure water, Madiba magic soap/cream.(9) Our musicians? Aaahh!! Timaya, Wizkid & TerryG for don do collabo. Dbanj & DonJazzy for don reconcile do something and Eeedris for ressurect his career with a single (10) New born babies will be named after him.(11) some miscreant 'pastors' will start 'Lord of Mandela impartation services' or see vision of how Mandela met them and sent a message to the world through them! !!!!! Abi no be so? Naija I hail thee. 1 Like |
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