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Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by princesa(f): 6:29pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
And i opened this thread! maybe like the chicken, i had no option |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by pawesome(m): 6:29pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
DTS GAY |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by sugaarbear(m): 6:30pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Chicken crossed the road .To get to the other side 1 Like |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Raphjeezy(m): 6:30pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
njokusboy: What type of chicken, hen, cock, broiler, layer, cockrei or house fowl? don't mind him, tell me now what is the name of the chicken or i call vigilantee for you |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Swiftlee(m): 6:30pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
OP!! :-/
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Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by strangest(m): 6:30pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Pass me the weed!! Maybe i can see the chicken after... |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by nyabingi(m): 6:30pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
the chicken crossed the road wingless after it was told to "GO AND DIE" 1 Like |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Kairoseki77: 6:32pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Why is Seun asking black people about chicken? That's racist! |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Nobody: 6:33pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
The chicken cross road because LASTMA dey pursue am. 2 Likes |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Nobody: 6:33pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
prem love: Stupid topicWhat is your problem |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Nobody: 6:35pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
xynerise: Frontpage?go and die,u open thread every 2.5secs nd not one has ever made fp,go nd meet ur village native dockytor |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by contra(m): 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side? 4 Likes |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Nobody: 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Dannylux: When humans started rraping animals, tell me why chicken wouldn't cross the road?hehehehe,like u did yesternight. |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Raphjeezy(m): 6:37pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
The chicken crossed the road to get some pop corn & kunu as we wait patiently to get this thread closed |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Nobody: 6:38pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
contra: Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side? |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by njuwo(m): 6:40pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
The chicken cross the road to avoid Papa Emeka cutlass |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by wordcat(m): 6:47pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
I don't really care why d chicken cross d road cos we are in festive season,there 4 any chicken dat cross d road will be crushed. |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by goingsolo: 6:47pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Is it d fairly used chicken dat cross d road? |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Krasid(m): 6:49pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
*clears throat* Actually, the chicken made a bet with the rat saying "whatever a rat can do a chicken can do better".So the rat dared the chicken to do something dangerous.The chicken summoned enough courage and decided to cross the road.Unfortunately for the chicken krasid was driving past the neighbourhood that day. |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by DAY12(m): 6:54pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
and what's chicken Is he a celebrity like Terry.G? 1 Like |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by rodeo0070(m): 6:59pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
This is the reason why the chicken crossed. "Like" this post if you agree. Lol... 8 Likes
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Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Handsomeemmy(m): 7:00pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
The reason why the chicken cross the road is in the below letter. 1 Like
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Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by adewasco2k(m): 7:04pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Seriously why did the chicken cross the road
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Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by daftpikin: 7:15pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
As yu can see from the picture above it was being chased by anoda chicken |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by sunkoye: 7:27pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
y do i need to ask you?..... wen the chicken just agreed to a crossed examination |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by crystabell(f): 7:28pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
:Dthe chicken crossed the road cos it has road phobia |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Fmdipo(m): 7:39pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Chicken crossed road just to attempt suicide |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by gentlegg(m): 7:44pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
@Op do u mean why this chicken?
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Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Ikonz(m): 7:45pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
The chicken crossed the road because of the too many open letters in recent times!!! |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Shinnings: 7:45pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Raphjeezy: What is your middle name and the name of the chicken that crossed the road? polite insult it Is called.hmmmm |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Nobody: 7:50pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Why won't the chicken cross the road? Today...chicken suya..tomorrow, fried chicken...next tomorrow...roasted chicken, Friday...chicken peri peri...Saturday...chicken grotto...Sunday...rice and chicken...babalawo will say " go and bring one white chicken"... Monday...chicken salad...Tuesday....chicken burger... Wednesday...chicken fillet...go to zartech...frozen chicken... Go to market...chicken business...chicken republic...maggi chicken...chicken flavour....chicken and chips... Ah ah Wetin Ehn Abeg wetin happen na? Na only chicken God create? Idi amin bring human meat..you say you no want..Clifford Orji bring human meat..you say you no chop.... Them bring pork..you say lai lai..dem bring cow..you say na unhealthy... Pomo...you say na chemically treated...fish...you say na octopus mammy water...why chicken no go cross road?? Ehn? Why 2 Likes |
Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by PasaApasa: 7:57pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
So that u chop chicken and die |
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