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| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Chilug(m): 7:58pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Chicken republic brother |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by ARareGem(f): 8:20pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Lol @ Soe.  Why won't it cross the road sef? |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by TeNDuLKaaY(m): 8:32pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Dannylux: 8:38pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Monstertrucks: hehehehe,like u did yesternight. See as your mumu thread reach front page  How you take see us? Active observer or abi you dey wait for turn? |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by vanhelsing2099(m): 8:39pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
We need to create 7man commitee to investigate y d chicken cross d road in dis yuletide period |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Nobody: 8:52pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to FROnt PagE |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Nobody: 9:05pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Chicken cannot cross the road when i'm on high speed. It just chickens out wen i show. Gerrit  |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by ablyguy(m): 9:29pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Did the chicken cross the road or the road moved under the chicken?- Albert Einstern |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Nobody: 9:56pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
z dis whole thread crazy or wah??  |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by SayITnw: 10:07pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
The chicken crossed the road probably on her journey to a preconceived destination, a detour for her safety from chicken assassins, or possibly a mere event executed unconsciously. |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Fmdipo(m): 10:30pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not; The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here. BILL GATES: I have just witnessed eChicken2013 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbooks; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives questioned. GEJ: I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty. GANI: Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house! No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,why wont it cross to the other side? HON PATRICK OBAHIAGBON: The question strikes to mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings. NSCDC Lagos chairman The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road, I dnt wnt to say one tin nw and my oga at d top will say another thing. That's all 4 Likes |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Daziz(m): 10:33pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Y e no go cross road when xmas haram don kil him papa mama sister and brothers may b self with him wife nw tell me y kitchen sorry chiken no go cross d road . Ìf na u dey him shoe u go dö wetin pass that wan mtchhew |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by vizkiz: 10:55pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
and a basTarD brouqht dis 2 fP  |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by bizzlemie(m): 11:33pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Who has seen my chicken? [size=16pt]WHO HAS SEEN MY CHICKEN ?!!!!!![/size] |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Nobody: 11:40pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
seriously this site is beginning to lose it, same way naijaloaded did.. 1 Like |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by buoye1(m): 12:05am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Awon w3r3...............#smello topic |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Mishydoo(m): 1:37am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Breaking News...!!! Boko Haram claims responsibility for the chicken crossing the road! OBJ in an open letter blames GEJ for the corrupt chicken always crossing d road! Iyabo in an open letter says "Daddy...its not your chicken" GEJ responds that all d culprits both d Road and d chicken wld be brot to book! Oduah says the amoured trucks are to chase chickens across d road! Mama piss......#abeg who go complete A̶̲̥̅♏ fr me...loll 1 Like |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by ceaser: 5:54am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Pictures speak volumes. The reason the chicken waka for road.
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| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Nobody: 7:33am On Dec 21, 2013 |
such a boring thread. D mod dat brought dis to fp must be high on crack. Mtcheww |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by SHAAWA: 8:35am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Why did the chicken cross the road? ans: to say hello to the OP Why did Fred Flintstone marry Wilma? Find out the answer on cartoon network. |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by MumyGO(f): 9:23am On Dec 21, 2013 |
surprised this thread turned out to be very funy. dont i jst love nairaland. 2 Likes |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by imeller: 9:26am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Simple, cos the chicken no get sense. 1 Like |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Asakel(m): 12:39pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Why did the road cross the chicken? |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Tobetoe(m): 1:31pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Wait o . .op .if na u,you no go jump fence
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| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by longshanks23: 2:04pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
ALBERT EINSTEIN: That depends on your frame of reference. Are we sure the chicken crossed the road or the road moved under the chicken? |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by sawhite: 3:00pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
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| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by 24in7: 7:18pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
LASMA where una dey wen xmas chicken dey cross high way witout any arrest |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Frankloon(m): 9:39pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
hmm |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Frankloon(m): 9:39pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Qx: how did the dead baby cross the road? , Ans: it was stapled to the chicken. . Stephen king- the dark tower series |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by TheSoothSayer(m): 11:29pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
I'm the chicken that crossed the road. |
| Re: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by globalwaly(m): 11:56pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
what exactly are you looking when the chicken was crossing the road, don't you know its dangerous? |
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