During a wedding reception; the groom was called
upon to give his
vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he
came up with:
I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty
for creating my wife
and
to also thank the pastor and his wife for
lending us their wedding
rings.
Special appreciation to my landlord who lent
us his car.
I am most grateful to my boss for approving
the loan I used for the
wedding.
Big thanks to the committee of friends for the
appeal fund they
raised on my behalf.
Also to my brothers wife, thank you for
lending us your wedding gown.
Am so grateful to the cake designer for the
cake. I promised to
return it tomorrow morning as
agreed.
Special thanks to my friends who brought food
from their homes to help me feed all. Please, for those who
were served food good
luck and for those who didn't get any, well
we will make it up to
you during our child's dedication( hopefully next
year).
Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the
village cultural band
to supply themusics well as entertain us
all here, today.
Not forgetting the church marriage committee,
thank you for
persuading my wife to marry me.
Appreciation to the married men in the church
for rushing me into
this marriage.
The women are not left out, thanks a lot for
teaching my wife how to
dance.
To the youths thank you for sweeping and
decorating this venue with
palm fronts.
I am also grateful to my teenage friends for
helping with the Zobo
drink
Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray
you don't experience
what I suffered for this wedding

Na waooooooooo!
I will say Amen to his prayer!