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I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Foodconsumer(m): 10:32pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
a friend is posting this through my moniker... I'm not what you would call fat. I have muscles, but also fat to back it up, so I'm not exactly "fit" either. My only problem is that unlike a girl,i have lots of junk in my trunk which bothers me... in my mother's family there's a running theme of having a big butt and thighs, men and women. Now, this is a little annoying, because no matter how thin or fit I become, my butt seems to be the same size, and therefor i have a very weird figure 8 shape. I have a hard time finding boxers and jeans that fit me, since the waist size need to be so big to get my pants past my huge and meaty thighs. I don't know what happened but it seems all the fat i gain goes down to my ass because I've had it all my life. so I'm afraid that I'm never going to get rid of it. Can someone help me or give me some tips to get my butt and thighs to not "stick out" so much? Thanks.. |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Afam4eva(m): 10:34pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
You dey gather buttocks when some girls no get... I think what you have to do is to embark on some buttock precise exercises. 1 Like |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by destino24(m): 10:36pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
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Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Nobody: 10:41pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Mehn, I would really like to see your sisters o ![]() On a more serious note, there are lots of butt exercises yu can do. just try to Google it. They help by thickening the gluteal muscles found at the buttocks and shedding some fat found there But since it runs in your family, I doubt if they would reduce |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by pasqal09: 10:46pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Don't let the likes of masonk, hezron lorraine get hold of you, them be booty lashers. |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by thiefnubu(m): 10:46pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
awon gay da?..... na dis kain thing dem dey like na |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Nobody: 10:47pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Do squats they will reduce it ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by tayoxx(m): 10:48pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Pishure or NA lie u dey lie |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Foodconsumer(m): 10:50pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
@Brosses ..nor be me get big ass oooo. Na my padi dey use my handle.... Ya dig?? |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by bravolyk(m): 10:55pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
funny but true......op tie wrapper if jean no gree u wear |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Dannylux: 10:55pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
lol you'd get countless pms cos of this. LMAO Search for tips on YouTube. |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Nobody: 11:02pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Food_consumer: @Brosses ..nor be me get big ass oooo. Na my padi dey use my handle.... Ya dig??they wa t to taste u ![]() |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Nobody: 11:03pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Food_consumer: @Brosses ..nor be me get big ass oooo. Na my padi dey use my handle.... Ya dig??they want to taste u ![]() |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by mikael78: 11:04pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Ivanovic own still pass am ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by EMEzzy(m): 11:46pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
mikael78: Ivanovic own still pass amchai e b lyk say u dhy my mynd guy just be proud of ur 'asset' nd kip shakin it 4 momma. Lol |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by LyfeJennings(m): 11:55pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
Let me know ur mother.. lool |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by anthoniosp(m): 12:06am On Dec 31, 2013 |
i didnt say anything ooh.. #singing ukwu by timaya# |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Nobody: 12:28am On Dec 31, 2013 |
Mondisweets: they want to taste u Mondi , l think its clear now that you enjoy doing doing Certain things to Man-butt. ![]() Carry go , nothing do you . ![]() @op , Similar thing here. I think its only a problem if you think it is. A girl like Mondi would Kolo for you bad ![]() |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Nobody: 12:56am On Dec 31, 2013 |
Afam4eva: You dey gather buttocks when some girls no get... ![]() ![]() Like the delectable Mondisweets said, squats can help him. |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by moufan: 1:02am On Dec 31, 2013 |
@op, you should be proud of what GOD has given you.GOD gives who HE wishes. |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Galaxydon1(m): 1:46am On Dec 31, 2013 |
guy we are in the same shoe, , |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Texykool: 2:02am On Dec 31, 2013 |
Ask Ivanovic or Joe Cole... |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by joromi: 6:10am On Dec 31, 2013 |
Come on... Pictures joor ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by JbravoAdodger(m): 7:12am On Dec 31, 2013 |
Sahke waht ur mmaa gvae u!! |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by kokoA(m): 7:12am On Dec 31, 2013 |
joromi: Come on...Gay alert! |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Rottenegg1: 7:15am On Dec 31, 2013 |
Chei, never a dull moment on NL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by saintneo(m): 7:24am On Dec 31, 2013 |
![]() [size=38pt]BTW, OP, are you a Chelsea fan? Hazard and Ivanovich butts[/size] |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Rottenegg1: 7:26am On Dec 31, 2013 |
^You wan masturbate on him pics ni or wetin? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by saintneo(m): 7:52am On Dec 31, 2013 |
^^^ no way dude! @OP, there is nothing you can do about it. If footballers like Hulk, Ivanovich, Hazard get protruding butts despite all their runnings; then you've got no hope. Still wait for pics though. 1 Like |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Nobody: 9:14am On Dec 31, 2013 |
Pics or it didn't happen ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Nobody: 9:18am On Dec 31, 2013 |
But I really don't think a straight guy should be concerned about the size of his butt, whether big or small. He said he isn't fat, so definitely the size of the bxutt shouldn't be that out of proportion..if anything, it may as well make you look good. Just find the right size of trousers in the market, or better still, get a good tailor to make your trousers. Boxers/briefs come in different sizes too. And I'm VERY sure it's not as big as Tyson Gay's butt. |
Re: I Have A Big Butt And I'm A Male.. by Nobody: 9:24am On Dec 31, 2013 |
pasqal09: Don't let the likes of masonk, hezron lorraine get hold of you, them be booty lashers. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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