Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made!"

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and
covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass in the Caribbean and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Nigeria the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, mountains, streams, hills, and water falls. The people from Nigeria are going to be very handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found travelling the world holding good jobs. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace, play football and go to the Olympics."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots that run their government."

HUMMMMMMM
NA U KNOW D IDIOTS OH

Nice joke

DONT MIND DEM JO,
UR JOKE WZ - - - T I T E!!!!

I no dey here abeg

Nice joke though

How on earth could u say GOD WAS MISSING?never draw God into any derogatory matter because HE IS THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE AND HE NO BE OUR MATE,

No body knows, only GOD knows, he cannot miss

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