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The Hot Rooster by robby1(m): 6:29pm On Jun 24, 2006
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he
went to the market looking for a rooster. He was
hoping he could get a special rooster - one that
could service all of his many hens and when he
told this to the market vendor, the vendor
replied: "I have just the rooster for you".
Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever
see!"

So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before
setting him loose in the henhouse though, he gave
Randy a little pep talk. "Randy", he said,"I'm
counting on you to do your stuff". And without a
word, he strutted into the henhouse.

Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each
hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking
and many feathers flying, till Randy had finished
having his way with each hen.

But Randy didn't stop there, he went in to the
barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and
still at the same frantic pace.

Then he went to the pighouse, where he did the
same. The farmer, watching all of this with
disbelief, cried out "Stop, Randy, you'll kill
yourself". But Randy continued, seeking out each
farm animal in the same manner.

Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and
saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were
up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long
tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling
above Randy.

The farmer walked up to Randy saying "Oh you poor
thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed
yourself. I warned you my little buddy". "Shhhhh"
Randy whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer"
Re: The Hot Rooster by Origin(f): 3:28pm On Nov 06, 2007
aka "U GO WOUND O"
Re: The Hot Rooster by biggerboy(m): 3:31pm On Nov 06, 2007
not clear
Re: The Hot Rooster by sammy6(m): 6:35pm On Nov 06, 2007
Na wa oh
Re: The Hot Rooster by Pamperme: 6:46pm On Nov 06, 2007
Efrebo cheesy cheesy
Re: The Hot Rooster by ituen(m): 3:03pm On Nov 07, 2007
Randy must be SuperCock

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