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Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:08pm On Aug 22, 2008
SOJ:

@rokiatu

CUMMING i am!! grin grin grin tongue
lol I wanted you to be clear


about this
SOJ:

peeps into forum to spy;methinks some lady-eesh stuff going on here tongue
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:10pm On Aug 22, 2008
I didnt see or hear anything. Maybe rokiatu should tell us what truly happened
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:12pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 14 - Censor his friends as well
stage 15- ?

Soj where r u?? com n answer 2 Roki
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:13pm On Aug 22, 2008
erratic:

Everybody wait. SOJ is cu mming
please take ur jokes to the joke section
I do not have enough
energy to laugh grin
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:14pm On Aug 22, 2008
Keepin strictly to topic now, one sure way to keep a man is to make him cu m as frequently as possible any how you can. It never fails. Guarranteed to work. It is natural. A man just want to cu m.
Re: How To Keep A Man by SOJ(m): 6:15pm On Aug 22, 2008
Stage 15 - rub his tummy as much as yu can!

i just entered d room fully;no more sniffing around
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:15pm On Aug 22, 2008
Stage 16: Make him kiss your behind every morning grin grin grin
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:16pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 17- let him be the cook
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:17pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 18 - he must taste d food b4 u eat
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:18pm On Aug 22, 2008
SOJ:

Stage 15 - rub his tummy as much as yu can!

i just entered d room fully;no more sniffing around
Anyway people's pleasure centre varies.

DeepZone:

Stage 16: Make him kiss your behind every morning grin grin grin
That should help
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:19pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 19- no sex
Re: How To Keep A Man by bigboyslim(m): 6:19pm On Aug 22, 2008
The RETALIATION BY THE MAN

Stage 1 - Break loose from the chain
Stage 2 - Rush to the closet in your room


Stage 3?
Re: How To Keep A Man by SOJ(m): 6:19pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 20 - give him ur undies to wash
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:20pm On Aug 22, 2008
Stage 21 - make sure he allows u unlimited shopping
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:22pm On Aug 22, 2008
rokiatu:

stage 19- no sex
That did not keep any man. Infact it proved fatal for a young hausa housewife recently. Sad but true.
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:26pm On Aug 22, 2008
erratic:

That did not keep any man. Infact it proved fatal for a young hausa housewife recently. Sad but true.

ok conta, tell us

sits down n waits eagerly 4 d story

stage 21- make him watch ur tv shows with u
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:28pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 22- always give him a good
morning kiss and a good night kiss
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:29pm On Aug 22, 2008
Roki na wetyn b tht one?

Stage 23 - make him buy u diamonds 4 pressents
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:31pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 24- kiss his feet everyday cheesy
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:32pm On Aug 22, 2008
@ roki
na madness?

stage 25- make him do your manicure and pedicures
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:34pm On Aug 22, 2008
yong babe:

Roki na wetyn b that one?

Stage 23 - make him buy u diamonds 4 pressents
Times are hard. Not likely to work.
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:35pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 26-make him buy u a lexus and a house in las vegas cool

27-
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:36pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 27- born for him like a borning machine  grin
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:45pm On Aug 22, 2008
@ Roki
take ur tym, or i will ban u angry wink

@ erratic
it must work

stage 28- make him handova the keys 2 evry car
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:46pm On Aug 22, 2008
Stage 29: make him squat and pee otherwise your toilet will be smelling of urine
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:48pm On Aug 22, 2008
stage 30 - chain his Pee-pee lipsrsealed
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:49pm On Aug 22, 2008
rokiatu:

stage 27- born for him like a borning machine  grin
How do u plan to born for him with no sex. Are you considering artificial insemination?
DeepZone:

Stage 29: make him squat and pee otherwise your toilet will be smelling of urine
What you want is an hausa man
yong babe:

stage 30 - chain his Pee-pee lipsrsealed
And put a lock on it. Yeah very funny
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:50pm On Aug 22, 2008
The RETALIATION BY THE MAN

Stage 1 - Break loose from the chain
Stage 2 - Rush to the closet in your room

Stage 3?Shut the Bleep up!!! tongue tongue

A man has no rights in America and Nigeria. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:50pm On Aug 22, 2008
yong babe:

@ Roki
take your time, or i will ban u angry wink
hehe grin

stage 31- make sure he eats a delicious food everyday
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:51pm On Aug 22, 2008
Stage 32:
Feed him with delicious dog food. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:53pm On Aug 22, 2008
erratic:

How do u plan to born for him with no sex. Are you considering artificial insemination?What you want is an hausa man
grin grin

stage 33- respect him and fear him greatly
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:54pm On Aug 22, 2008
rokiatu:

grin grin

stage 33- respect him and fear him greatly
y should i fear him?is he God?

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