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Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:08pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
SOJ:lol I wanted you to be clear about this SOJ: |
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:10pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
I didnt see or hear anything. Maybe rokiatu should tell us what truly happened |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:12pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 14 - Censor his friends as well stage 15- ? Soj where r u?? com n answer 2 Roki |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:13pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
erratic:please take ur jokes to the joke section I do not have enough energy to laugh |
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:14pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Keepin strictly to topic now, one sure way to keep a man is to make him cu m as frequently as possible any how you can. It never fails. Guarranteed to work. It is natural. A man just want to cu m. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by SOJ(m): 6:15pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Stage 15 - rub his tummy as much as yu can! i just entered d room fully;no more sniffing around |
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:15pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Stage 16: Make him kiss your behind every morning |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:16pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 17- let him be the cook |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:17pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 18 - he must taste d food b4 u eat |
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:18pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
SOJ:Anyway people's pleasure centre varies. DeepZone:That should help |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:19pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 19- no sex |
Re: How To Keep A Man by bigboyslim(m): 6:19pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
The RETALIATION BY THE MAN Stage 1 - Break loose from the chain Stage 2 - Rush to the closet in your room Stage 3? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by SOJ(m): 6:19pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 20 - give him ur undies to wash |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:20pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Stage 21 - make sure he allows u unlimited shopping |
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:22pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
rokiatu:That did not keep any man. Infact it proved fatal for a young hausa housewife recently. Sad but true. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:26pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
erratic: ok conta, tell us sits down n waits eagerly 4 d story stage 21- make him watch ur tv shows with u |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:28pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 22- always give him a good morning kiss and a good night kiss |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:29pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Roki na wetyn b tht one? Stage 23 - make him buy u diamonds 4 pressents |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:31pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 24- kiss his feet everyday |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:32pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
@ roki na madness? stage 25- make him do your manicure and pedicures |
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:34pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
yong babe:Times are hard. Not likely to work. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:35pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 26-make him buy u a lexus and a house in las vegas 27- |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:36pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 27- born for him like a borning machine |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:45pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
@ Roki take ur tym, or i will ban u @ erratic it must work stage 28- make him handova the keys 2 evry car |
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:46pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Stage 29: make him squat and pee otherwise your toilet will be smelling of urine |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:48pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 30 - chain his Pee-pee |
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:49pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
rokiatu:How do u plan to born for him with no sex. Are you considering artificial insemination? DeepZone:What you want is an hausa man yong babe:And put a lock on it. Yeah very funny |
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:50pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
The RETALIATION BY THE MAN Stage 3?Shut the Bleep up!!! A man has no rights in America and Nigeria. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:50pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
yong babe:hehe stage 31- make sure he eats a delicious food everyday |
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:51pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Stage 32: Feed him with delicious dog food. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:53pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
erratic: stage 33- respect him and fear him greatly |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:54pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
rokiatu:y should i fear him?is he God? |
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