CodeRED:

see this one, marry you? YOu can't handle me dread.  I will spend your week's salary on a pair of Jimmy Choo , I was refering to marying my e-baby J girl.


How are my god-children Deepni and Hannizo doing dear?

Abeg no vex, I'm only in my final year of school maybe when I get that high paying job then I can handle somebody like you.

RedHotChic:

You must marry her.

See me wahala ooo na by force them tell you say na with mouth them take marry. Marriage too cost nowadays, and maybe I may just marry oyinbo girl to save cost.

You ppl should go and get married already haba! See serious flirting

OgidiBoy:

Abeg no vex, I'm only in my final year of school maybe when I get that high paying job then I can handle somebody like you.

, You can hustle now . When you are ready to do business, then I will take you seriously. Until such time I am gonna have to continue looking for suitors for J Girl.  Keep beating the books, yo ear?  WHo knows, with luck she might still be available after you've taken care of your business.

This guy has spoilt it for me. Just after I finished praising naija men for being generous and business-savvy. He comes in here telling us he's broke.

A-40:

Someone not too submissive but willing to play her part and accept that the man is the man,someone who can cook or at least clean it might sound cliche but you can't run away from it,good love-making or _sex
Making an effort to look hot and sizzling for me

This is too much effort joooo!
I think Jazz is easier for them to keep you.
Oya, simplify the list.  

Chika, you are here?

Abeg, we are looking for an NL man for Chika to keep. . . all applications go through j-girl

CodeRED:

, You can hustle now . When you are ready to do business, then I will take you seriously. Until such time I am going to have to continue looking for suitors for J Girl.  Keep beating the books, yo ear?  WHo knows, with luck she might still be available after you've taken care of your business.

I have a part time job right now, I'm sure J-Girl and I can manage on that right now till I'm making good money. I don't want to hustle, my buddy and I tried that and we got in trouble with the law so I'm done hustling. My game is weak

yes ooh. Everyone goes through J-girl. She's the queen B!

@First Lady, Odigiboy is not broke, just damn stingy ,  Don't mind him, give him a glass of warm milk everynight then take him to the "cleaners".   ;DHe has to pay the bills when they come nnow.

OgidiBoy:



I have a part time job right now, I'm sure J-Girl and I can manage on that right now till I'm making good money. I don't want to hustle, my buddy and I tried that and we got in trouble with the law so I'm done hustling. My game is weak

That's great. Atleast you not burdening the system, J he is a man with a mission. I think we can work with him, Call my private line now girl. let's put this plan into action

CodeRED:

@First Lady, Odigiboy is not broke, just damn stingy , Don't mind him, give him a glass of warm milk everynight then take him to the "cleaners".   ;DHe has to pay the bills when they come nnow.

No Empress, he's very broke. LOL! There's nothing to take from him.

OgidiBoy:

I have a part time job right now, I'm sure J-Girl and I can manage on that right now till I'm making good money. I don't want to hustle, my buddy and I tried that and we got in trouble with the law so I'm done hustling. My game is weak

Manage on what? You don chase me comot for your compound. . . Your game is weak how?

Come on codered, why are you dissing me like that me stingy heck no, my mama thought me right thank you

OgidiBoy:

Come on codered, why are you dissing me like that me stingy heck no, my mama thought me right thank you

Okay o! You are not stingy. . . very good. So tell me, how can I manage with you? I'm a student too o!

OgidiBoy:

Come on codered, why are you dissing me like that me stingy heck no, my mama thought me right thank you

ohhhhhhhhhhh, Somebody please tell Ogidi Islander is being nice na, You call this dissing? chinekeeeeeeeeeeeee,

I am trying to help you here. I like you as a brother-in-law already and we havent even shared palm wine. U see dread

j-girl:

Okay o! You are not stingy. . . very good. So tell me, how can I manage with you? I'm a student too o!

Easy dear with the little money you get from your folks and the little money I make from my part-time job, we can get an Apartment in a Mexican-ville you can even apply for welfare or section 8.

OgidiBoy:


Easy dear with the little money you get from your folks and the little money I make from my part-time job, we can get an Apartment in a Mexican-ville you can even apply for welfare or section 8.

Over me dead , sexy body ,

CodeRED:

ohhhhhhhhhhh,  Somebody please tell Ogidi Islander is being nice na,  You call this dissing? chinekeeeeeeeeeeeee,  

I am trying to help you here. I like you as a brother-in-law already and we havent even shared palm wine. U see dread

waht r u doing online? missed u jare,on d other side

OgidiBoy:

Easy dear with the little money you get from your folks and the little money I make from my part-time job, we can get an Apartment in a Mexican-ville you can even apply for welfare or section 8.

Wow! He's got it all figured out

CodeRED:

ohhhhhhhhhhh, Somebody please tell Ogidi Islander is being nice na, You call this dissing? chinekeeeeeeeeeeeee,

I am trying to help you here. I like you as a brother-in-law already and we havent even shared palm wine. U see dread

Is that you Islander I've heard so much about you, I've seen you and babyosisi and TOH get to fights, pls don't be mean to me I know you can be mean

*** ogidiboy is scared of Islander**

whatever90:

waht r u doing online? missed u jare,on d other side

Girlfriend, I wasnt feeling well, and was given some drugs. Those shit made sleep all day, as a result I am wide awake now with nothing to do ( actually have tons of semantic codings to do) , I came here to catch some fun, but seems all my e-foes are in bed

I am always on the other side na. I told you enter anytime, I am always there love.

OgidiBoy:


Is that you Islander I've heard so much about you, I've seen you and babyosisi and TOH get to fights, please don't be mean to me I know you can be mean

*** ogidiboy is scared of Islander**

LOL, I ONLY fight pple who step out of line. You are safe. As per Osisi, we cool now. AS long as you behave fear not.

j-girl:

Wow! He's got it all figured out

Babe later when all these people leave you and I can talk more ok. I feel a love connection tonight

OgidiBoy:


Babe later when all these people leave you and I can talk more ok. I feel a love connection tonight

Feel which love connection? It was gas in your tummy. You prolly had too much eba for dinner jor

OgidiBoy:

*** ogidiboy is scared of Islander**

LOL! He's not even ashamed to show his fear.

OgidiBoy:

Babe later when all these people leave you and I can talk more ok. I feel a love connection tonight

Love connection?  
Na wa . . .
LOL@ Empress.

j-girl:

LOL! He's not even ashamed to show his fear.Love connection?
Na wa . . .
LOL@ Empress.

Sh^t hell yeah I'm scared, did you witness the fight between her and Donzman. That girl got my boy crying like a little bitch.

OgidiBoy:

Sh^t hell yeah I'm scared, did you witness the fight between her and Donzman. That girl got my boy crying like a little bitch.

LOL! Thankfully, I have never been on the receiving end of her abuses.

poster, not every fashion is designed for everyone.

Someone might give you an advice, but it may not work because each man is diff. trust me.

Different cup of tea

j-girl:

LOL! Thankfully, I have never been on the receiving end of her abuses.

ohhhhhhhhhhh, see this one na

OgidiBoy:

Sh^t hell yeah I'm scared, did you witness the fight between her and Donzman. That girl got my boy crying like a little bitch.

What if I am to tell you DOnz and I happen to now be best of friends? yea we made up ( in person) ,

Trust me I am an angel, ask J girl, Cuteass and Omo Eko, and TBK, Pataki, A40( can name a lot more) I only bite if provoked.

Hey J you and I have to hook up soon, I'm sure we'll make a cute couple. You have to check out my little "Love shack" it's only a studio but with your touch I'm sure it will come to life.

Ogidiboy, when are you inviting us to your wedding?. Thanks to Nairaland for getting you a wife this evening.

una no dey cook for thanksgiving?
I've been slaving since morning

OgidiBoy:

Hey J you and I have to hook up soon, I'm sure we'll make a cute couple. You have to check out my little "Love shack" it's only a studio but with your touch I'm sure it will come to life.

Really? Love shack? LOL - you are so sure about this.

RedHotChic:

Ogidiboy, when are you inviting us to  your wedding?. Thanks to Nairaland for getting you a wife this evening.

Which wedding? He said he's not ready for marriage now!

CodeRED:

ohhhhhhhhhhh, see this one na

What if I am to tell you DOnz and I happen to now be best of friends? yea we made up ( in person) ,

Trust me I am an angel, ask J girl, Cuteass and Omo Eko, and TBK, Pataki, A40( can name a lot more) I only bite if provoked.

Wow, that amazing who would have ever thought. Men NL last 2 years used to be on fire with you two.

RedHotChic:

Ogidiboy, when are you inviting us to your wedding?. Thanks to Nairaland for getting you a wife this evening.

 

Me and J have to finalize a a lot of things, will keep you informed.

*osisi:

una no dey cook for thanksgiving?
I've been slaving since morning

LOl Quantos would love you for that . I am going by family but have to make some stew fish. That can be done tomorrow so no rush dear.  DHL my turkey, I oNLY eat the neck though,

OgidiBoy:

Wow, that amazing who would have ever thought. Men NL last 2 years used to be on fire with you two.


Me and J have to finalize a a lot of things, will keep you informed.

Yea things happens. BUt Doz and I are cool now. Havent heard from him in a while though. I hope he is well,

As per J una mek me go ah me first naija wedding oo.Hurry up before say I clock 50

CodeRED:

As per J una mek me go ah me first naija wedding oo.Hurry up before say I clock 50

LOL - Codey, you're on crack. You just giving me up that way.

OgidiBoy:

Me and J have to finalize a a lot of things, will keep you informed.

LOL! this guy has it all figured out. I'm amazed by his level of organization

j-girl:

LOL - Codey, you're on crack. You just giving me up that way. LOL! this guy has it all figured out. I'm amazed by his level of organization

Girl I had it all figured out last year, I've been talking with your folks with out you even knowing. I just know my mom will love you