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Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by lysaa(f): 9:20am On Aug 25, 2008
chioya!!! whats up? IDK all of my Chi pals anymore. .nice to meet u sha

U also jobless? tongue
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by chioya(f): 12:49pm On Aug 25, 2008
iysaa

angry grin wink tongue
nice meeting u too
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by helium44(m): 6:01pm On Aug 25, 2008
@everyone
Yea!!! Hmmmm! Please easy on me guys.Maybe you all should start by asking why i posted this in the jokes forum and not in the general discussion forum.
I think that explains everything.So please halt the vituperatons cos im too cool for all these.
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by dreday(m): 7:50pm On Aug 25, 2008
helium44:

@everyone
Yea!!! Hmmmm! Please easy on me guys.Maybe you all should start by asking why i posted this in the jokes forum and not in the general discussion forum.
I think that explains everything.So please halt the [size=16pt]vituperatons[/size] because im too cool for all these.

E don tay wey i don hear this kain big English.Honestly.I'm ,
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by ogorluv(m): 10:52pm On Aug 25, 2008
And the man has to insult us with big grammer, vitu what? guy na waa uooo!
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by 9jafirst: 10:22am On Aug 26, 2008
this is just like saying HOPE IS HOPELESS
O'boy lo wa sese
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by citizenY(m): 10:59am On Aug 26, 2008
[[/color]haba my people, u are all idle and jobless. I have read all your comments
and the basic truth is that you are running away from your shadows. At a fime when we are in dire
straits you can stay on line and not deiver a sermon. LOOK at OUR PREDICAMENT,  Our president is MR. go slow,
OUr goose is being aspyxiated, OUR Stock exchange has become a gaming(casino) and 419 venue, etc no call INEC or JUdiciary oh.

These are the issues. Te people stealing your jobs are in office carting away all the moneyand you are just browsing ,  na una sabi, [color=#000099]
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by lysaa(f): 11:15pm On Aug 26, 2008
thank u bros, we are inspired by ur speech, tomorrow will all go hunt for jobs tongue
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by Nella(f): 11:19pm On Aug 26, 2008
Chei, I never realised how jobless I am until now, . . .
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by folahann(m): 11:19pm On Aug 26, 2008
angry angry angry angry what the Bleep are you doing here
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by dreday(m): 11:22pm On Aug 26, 2008
Somebody,anybody;where did this guy citizenX come from?
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by MrInfo1(m): 3:32am On Aug 27, 2008
citizenY:

[[color=#000099][/color]haba my people, u are all idle and jobless. I have read all your comments

u deserve to b d president of Jobless people. with or without elections
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by ogorluv(m): 8:10am On Aug 27, 2008
The dude sounds as if he is talking from expirience.
Holla if u agree.
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by chioya(f): 8:39am On Aug 27, 2008
holla undecided undecided
so wats next
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by spenchuks(m): 8:55am On Aug 27, 2008
me i no dey jobless oh. i just dey use dis forum cool ma self if tension rise 4 office
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by cbase: 9:21am On Aug 27, 2008
continues, continues, I'm Loves it grin
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by mykali(m): 2:00pm On Aug 27, 2008
will u say a moderator is jobless if he has to spend his/her whole day on the net?

do moderators get paid?

is moderating a job?

answers please. . . .
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by newdeal(m): 4:34pm On Aug 27, 2008
@poster
you are suffering from jokophobia [/b]and i advise you to see a physician soon to avoid untimely [b]kaput
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by ogorluv(m): 8:20pm On Aug 27, 2008
chioya:

holla undecided undecided
so wats next
u have a nice voice, are u as pretty as u sound?
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by bastrin(f): 8:58pm On Aug 27, 2008
citizenY:

[[/color]haba my people, u are all idle and jobless. I have read all your comments
and the basic truth is that you are running away from your shadows. At a fime when we are in dire
straits you can stay on line and not deiver a sermon. LOOK at OUR PREDICAMENT, Our president is MR. go slow,
OUr goose is being aspyxiated, OUR Stock exchange has become a gaming(casino) and 419 venue, etc no call INEC or JUdiciary oh.

These are the issues. Te people stealing your jobs are in office carting away all the moneyand you are just browsing , na una sabi, [color=#000099]

I can see it is either that u've terminal illness
or u are hopelessly jobless to be in the mist of jobless pple n trying to make sense infact u're senseless too. angry angry angry angry angry
@poster
n u dis poster well don cos u r d c/man of d jobless pples club with our daily meeting in ur sitting room and all ur family members as hnrary members of d club. tnx U
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On Aug 28, 2008
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by mondob2k(m): 4:06pm On Aug 28, 2008
Ogorluv, You got talent WASIU is looking 4 someone to feature grin
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by citizenY(m): 4:31pm On Aug 28, 2008
As a newcomer I now understand the sense of humour in these parts, all the ostriches abound here.
Let us continue joking with our future, na una sabi.
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by helium44(m): 5:15pm On Aug 28, 2008
spenchuks:

me i no dey jobless oh. i just dey use this forum cool ma self if tension rise 4 office

Which kain job dey giv u dat much tension.Sorioo!!!
bastrin:

I can see it is either that u've terminal illness
or u are hopelessly jobless to be in the mist of jobless people n trying to make sense infact u're senseless too. angry angry angry angry angry
@poster
n u this poster well don because you're d c/man of d jobless pples club with our daily meeting in your sitting room and all your family members as hnrary members of d club. tnx You
Hey! Hey!! This isnt directed to u personally.And if by chance you have no job and hence taking this personal i pray u gt out of this frustrated state ASAP.And try not infect your generation with this curse.
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by helium44(m): 5:19pm On Aug 28, 2008
mykali:

will u say a moderator is jobless if he has to spend his/her whole day on the net?

do moderators get paid?

is moderating a job?

answers please. . . .

Dis na Jamb Question or what? OK!! i no dey answer.Tamam!!!
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by spenchuks(m): 6:17pm On Aug 28, 2008
@helium
co-ordinator of jobless people grin grin grin
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by coolykdat(m): 6:25pm On Aug 28, 2008
**enters with a can of beer in each hand**

@all
Whats up my gees, wetin dey happen for nthis ogba now?
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by romsky: 12:15pm On Aug 29, 2008
Quote from: citizenY on August 26, 2008, 10:59 AM
[haba my people, u are all idle and jobless. I have read all your comments
and the basic truth is that you are running away from your shadows. At a fime when we are in dire
straits you can stay on line and not deiver a sermon. LOOK at OUR PREDICAMENT, Our president is MR. go slow,
OUr goose is being aspyxiated, OUR Stock exchange has become a gaming(casino) and 419 venue, etc no call INEC or JUdiciary oh.

These are the issues. Te people stealing your jobs are in office carting away all the moneyand you are just browsing , na una sabi,

I can see it is either that u've terminal illness

sims to me lyk u r d CEO of we jobless people, pls make me ur Finacial Manager
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by citizenY(m): 1:36pm On Aug 29, 2008
U SEE NOW, i WANTED TO CATCH THEM YOUNG WITH THE THORNS AND THE SWEETNESS BUT SPARE ME THE NAPPIES.

YOUR POSITION IS SECUR, NO SHAKING!!!!!!!! AFTER U GRADUATE IN THE YEAR 2020 WHEN YOUR MATES WILL MAKE
CORRECTIONS TO THIS HELL HOLE CALLED NIGERIA WHEN WE SHALL HAVE OUR OWN FEMALE "OBAMA" AS CUTE AS YOU
NOT THAT MOUNTAIN OF FLESH AND ARROGANCE AT OUR EXCHANGE WHO LOOKS LIKE THE LEFT SIDE OF AN EAST BOUND
ELEPHANT AND GORRILLA COMBINED.

WHERE DO I SEND YOUR APPOINTMENT LETTER TO ?,
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by helium44(m): 3:18pm On Aug 29, 2008
@Spenchuks
Mr president remember u appointed me.
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by romsky: 4:40pm On Aug 29, 2008
AFTER You GRADUATE IN THE YEAR 2020 WHEN YOUR MATES WILL MAKE
CORRECTIONS TO THIS HELL HOLE CALLED NIGERIA WHEN WE SHALL HAVE OUR OWN FEMALE "OBAMA" AS CUTE AS YOU

Na so u hate me reach haba 2020 shocked, 12yrs from now, xcuse me for now in ur conference but rememba me in ur regime
Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by tufe(m): 8:52pm On Aug 31, 2008
**yawns**

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