Olodo. I pay my bills months before they start coming.

Is the credit crunch affecting you this much that you are now looking for a famous person to marry? Thank God I got a good hold of your antics before you could play it on me.

Go and look for your Babayaro in your dreams.

E dey pepper you? Me and BabaBoo

Call on me baby and i can help you offset those high energy bills before you'll freeze during winter, Imagine staying in a house with no heat and no woman during winter, A long cold night and possible freezing, I'll be looking out for you(sorry, Me and babayaro will always be there for you)

Groundnut seller??
If i can play pentagrams with the vaginas of women in your category Groundnut sellers are not even considered, let alone be on me radar.

Your greatest enemy in this life is your big mouth. roaster like you claiming he plays pentagroundnut with boobs and kitten. Who dash monkey? I'll hook you up to one of Fela's wives.

DeepZone:

Your greatest enemy in this life is your big mouth. roaster like you claiming he plays pentagroundnut with boobs and kitten. Who dash monkey? I'll hook you up to one of Fela's wives.

Fela's wives?? U must be brain dead.

Fela's wives?? You must be brain dead.

You don't want any of them? Funmi is hissing and farting at the same time, It's not as if this loud mouth has better options.

@Mr. & Mrs Hannizone

I went out shopping today for my wedding attire. Just drop the invitation here, and i will glady accept.

CodeRED:

@Mr. & Mrs Hannizone

I went out shopping today for my wedding attire. Just drop the invitation here, and i will glady accept.

I thought they were Mr & Mrs Hannideep

CodeRED:

@Mr. & Mrs Hannizone

I really like that name.
I feel as if Mrs. Hannizone should register as that when she comes back.
This cat and rat of a thing is just a sweet way of showing affection.
I'm still busy awwwwwwwwwwing at the way they claw at each other in pretense. Such sweet love. 

@Mr. & Mrs Hannizone Grin Grin Grin Grin

I went out shopping today for my wedding attire. Just drop the invitation here, and i will glady accept.

Lol, I'll rather marry Gary Coleman or aki and pawpaw. Stop saying this before Celestine Babayaro, my boo use our bodyguards against Hannibal. Oil and water can never mix. Hannibal is a champion at the red light zone. pataki is also a regular just that he only bargains for those prostitutes on sale. Cheapskate!!!

Queenisha:

I thought they were Mr & Mrs Hannideep

, I am reconsidering oo. Coming to think of it, Hannideep sounds more like it.

Baby#1. Hannizo

#2. Zonebal

#3. Deepni

#4. Nibalzo , I want to be God-momma ooo

#3. Deepni

roflmao

DeepZone:

You don't want any of them? Funmi is hissing and farting at the same time, It's not as if this loud mouth has better options.

The same farts n burps that have wrecked 6 different marriages of yours??
At this rate u would marry ur bingo cos no man would settle with a dirty asswipe like you.

CodeRED:

@Mr. & Mrs Hannizone
I went out shopping today for my wedding attire. Just drop the invitation here, and i will glady accept.

DeepZone is for Pataki. . . . . .She loves Pataki with all her heart.
Heard through the grapevine that they might walk the aisle before January next year.

DeepZone:

Lol, I'll rather marry Gary Coleman or aki and pawpaw. Stop saying this before Celestine Babayaro, my boo use our bodyguards against Hannibal. Oil and water can never mix. Hannibal is a champion at the red light zone. pataki is also a regular just that he only bargains for those prostitutes on sale. Cheapskate!!!

Naaaaaaaaaa.  Trust me when I say, those dwafts have NOTHING on Hannibal. So girlfriend, you better grab him now before the 'man snatchers" on NL beat you to it darling

CodeRED:

, I am reconsidering oo. Coming to think of it, Hannideep sounds more like it.

Baby#1. Hannizo

#2. Zonebal

#3. Deepni

#4. Nibalzo , I want to be God-momma ooo

na deepni I wan be godmother for.
We can even make the name sweeter add a few letters and it becomes a little trendier
what say ye about Deepnisha
How about[i] Deepnishameka[/i]
Deeptina nko?

I mean, she can still be deepni for short

CodeRED:

, I am reconsidering oo. Coming to think of it, Hannideep sounds more like it.

Baby#1. Hannizo

#2. Zonebal

#3. Deepni

#4. Nibalzo ,  I want to be God-momma ooo

God-mama to who?
Girl, we gotta do it big.
We need so much to plan for this big wedding of the century.
I wanna  be Hannizo's God-mother though. That child will need a lot of help when dealing with his/her parents' squabble.

Deepzone, hold on to Hannibal very well. If you need to visit Okija_juju, I have the connections and you get discount too.
Don't let him out of your sight. We can't afford him going back to Hanniwater o!

na deepni I wan be godmother for.
We can even make the name sweeter add a few letters and it becomes a little trendier
what say ye about Deepnisha
How about Deepnishameka
Deeptina nko?

roflmao, Don't give Hannibal stomach butterflies because he cannot cultivate DEEP. It only takes a man like Babayaro to do that for HOURS.

DeepZone:

E dey pepper you? Me and BabaBoo

Call on me baby and i can help you offset those high energy bills before you'll freeze during winter,  Imagine staying in a house with no heat and no woman during winter, A long cold night and possible freezing, I'll be looking out for you(sorry, Me and babayaro  will always be there for you)

Heater during winter? When I have the natural heater of a woman beside me!

You need a real man not all those fantasy you come spilling on the forum. If you are honest enough, you just might get Hannibal.

With your farting, you do not need a heater, you need an Air conditioner. Keep looking for the famous man to marry.

Deepzone, hold on to Hannibal very well. If you need to visit Okija_juju, I have the connections and you get discount too.
Don't let him out of your sight. We can't afford him going back to Hanniwater o!

Why should I hold on to a Eunuch?

Queenisha:

na deepni I wan be godmother for.
We can even make the name sweeter add a few letters and it becomes a little trendier
what say ye about Deepnisha
How about[i] Deepnishameka[/i]
Deeptina nko?

I mean, she can still be deepni for short

Cheese n Rice!!!!
DeepZone is not a marriage material. . . . . . You guys should stop massaging her ego.
She farts n burps with her loud ass mouth/wrinkled butt.
Pataki is trying to register her for London 2012 games for Farting(new sport to be added in the next Olympic).

You need a real man not all those fantasy you come spilling on the forum. If you are honest enough, you just might get Hannibal. Cheesy

With your farting, you do not need a heater, you need an Air conditioner. Keep looking for the famous man to marry.

Can't we fart during winter again?

Queenisha:

na deepni I wan be godmother for.
We can even make the name sweeter add a few letters and it becomes a little trendier
what say ye about Deepnisha
How about[i] Deepnishameka[/i]
Deeptina nko?

I mean, she can still be deepni for short

Girl how did you know that's going to be my favourite too? I am also loving Deepnishameka, but wait, are you sure she would be able to spell that name before it's time to remove her name-card? ehrmmm, I once had a child in my class, who still couldnt spell her at Standard 4. The damn name was too long dread

j-girl:

God-mama to who?
Girl, we gotta do it big.
We need so much to plan for this big wedding of the century.
I want to  be Hannizo's God-mother though. That child will need a lot of help when dealing with his/her parents' squabble.

Deepzone, hold on to Hannibal very well. If you need to visit Okija_juju, I have the connections and you get discount too.
Don't let him out of your sight. We can't afford him going back to Hanniwater o!

Darling, I am on the ph with Vera Wang, as we speak. This wedding will go down in the Guiness Book of Records, cha.

erhmmm

I have a tentative list for the bridal party, feel free to submit yours.

BRIDEMAIDS

1. J- Girl

2. Queenisha

3. Razor

4. Cristalz

5. TROoe

6. Chiogo

7. Ibakye

8. Oniyne

and of course I will do the honours of Maid of Honor

I am working on the Groomsmen

DeepZone:

Lol, I'll rather marry Gary Coleman or aki and pawpaw. Stop saying this before Celestine Babayaro, my boo use our bodyguards against Hannibal. Oil and water can never mix. Hannibal is a champion at the red light zone. pataki is also a regular just that he only bargains for those prostitutes on sale. Cheapskate!!!

Desperado, are you not one of those Buy One Get One Free (BOGOF) kind of girlz.

Who needs a freebie like you. I pay good money for what I have. Not cheapo of your caliber. Farting machine.

DeepZone is not a marriage material. . . . . . You guys should stop massaging her ego

DeepZone ponders why on earth Celestine babayaro should fly thousand miles to engage with her in the US when she's not a marriage material according to testicleLESS Hannibal, I see an element of jealousy here but why? I've told this dude before that he's not "UP TO". My undies will remain a mirage to you as long as you LIVE.

DeepZone:

Why should I hold on to a Eunuch?

I smell denial. So cute. . . . . . . . . . . I've told you sha, I wanna be Hannizo's Godmother.
Thanks in advance.

BTW, feel free to pop 2 extra buns in the oven. It might be better to get a lot of babies to keep him to yourself only.
He's probably too shy to ask you to marry him so get a head start on it.

CodeRED:

Darling, I am on the ph with Vera Wang, as we speak. This wedding will go down in the Guiness Book of Records, cha.

erhmmm

I have a tentative list for the bridal party, feel free to submit yours.

BRIDEMAIDS

1. J- Girl

2. Queenisha

5. TROoe

6. Chiogo

7. Ibakye

8. Oniyne

and of course I will do the honours of Maid of Honor

I am working on the Groomsmen

Awww! such nice gesture. We need a lot of men though because no man on NL will believe that Hannibal has forfeited bachelorhood for the love of his life (Deepzone).
Should we do the vows too, they might need us to help them out. They can't be cussing in front of the altar.

DeepZone:

Can't we fart during winter again?

No wonder you never get to pay gas bills.

You are a disgrace. A famous man is what you need indeed. Your farting achievements is WORLD CLASS!

Farting machine.

[size=14pt]DarkRoom Graduate!!![/size]

DeepZone:

DeepZone ponders why on earth Celestine babayaro should fly thousand miles to engage with her in the US when she's not a marriage material according to testicleLESS Hannibal, I see an element of jealousy here but why? I've told this dude before that he's not "UP TO". My undies will remain a mirage to you as long as you LIVE.

Of course, your undies will remain a mirage as they were bought in stacks from Yaba Market.
You are the biggest buyer of used undies in Nigeria. . . . . .Heard through the grapevine u have never owned a branded french knickers.
It's so appaling that u choose to wear undies pulled off casualties of war in Rwanda, Congo and Freetown.
The state of ur nether region will be unspeakable.

@ CodeRED,

Is it possible one gets a coochie transplant for DeepZone??

Hannibal:

Cheese n Rice!!!!
DeepZone is not a marriage material. . . . . . You guys should stop massaging her ego.
She farts n burps with her loud ass mouth/wrinkled butt.
Pataki is trying to register her for London 2012 games for Farting(new sport to be added in the next Olympic).

No wonder she never got to make it to Denver. Who wants a farting machine chasing them off their National Convention?

@ Deepzone,

Go back to farting on those cows, they appreciate you the more.

He's probably too shy to ask you to marry him so get a head start on it.

too shy? Hannibal is a stark JEW man and cannot muster courage to talk to any classy lady. Can you put a bet on him, let's watch him fail you?

J-girl darling, here is the list of Groomsmen

1. Pataki

2. Eldee

3. Sly

4. TBK

5. Okija Juju

6. Loyika

7. A-40

8. Lordimpaq

and Best man would definitely have to be Rickyjen

lard wat ah bashment dis ginne be oo

Of course, your undies will remain a mirage as they were bought in stacks from Yaba Market.
You are the biggest buyer of used undies in Nigeria. . . . . .Heard through the grapevine u have never owned a branded french knickers.
[b]It's so appaling that u choose to wear undies pulled off casualties of war in Rwanda, Congo and Freeto[/b]wn. Grin Cheesy
The state of your nether region will be unspeakable.

Lmao

CodeRED:

J-girl darling, here is the list of Groomsmen

1. Pataki

2. Eldee

3. Sly

4. TBK

5. Okija Juju

6. Loyika

7. A-40

8. Lordimpaq

and Best man would definitely have to be Rickyjen

lard what ah bashment this ginne be oo

Yeah girl!
Nice list. I'm impressed.
You know who I wanna be paired with right?

No wonder she never got to make it to Denver. Who wants a farting machine chasing them off their National Convention?

Denver? I'm a Republican, isewu!!!!