DeepZone:

[size=14pt]DarkRoom Graduate!!![/size]

I know you are one. Your resume is stored with those cows.

@ CodeRED,

Is it possible one gets a coochie transplant for DeepZone??

@CodeRed,
Why not start the wedding planning from getting a penile pump for hannibal?

CodeRED:

J-girl darling, here is the list of Groomsmen

1. Pataki

2. Eldee

3. Sly

4. TBK

5. Okija Juju

6. Loyika

7. A-40

8. Lordimpaq

and Best man would definitely have to be Rickyjen

lard what ah bashment this ginne be oo

This list is dodgy.
SLY, ELDEE and TKB plus Playa Pataki as groomsmen??
U wanna burn the Church??  

DeepZone:

@CodeRed,
Why not start the wedding planning from getting a penile pump for hannibal?

Nah. . . . . .Lets deal with ur contagious craw-craw first.

DeepZone:

Denver? I'm a Republican, isewu!!!!

Farting republican, you are more repugnant than I even anticipated.

Iti bonkom!!!!

I have a tentative list for the bridal party, feel free to submit yours.

BRIDEMAIDS

1. J- Girl

2. Queenisha

3. Razor

4. Cristalz

5. TROoe

6. Chiogo

7. Ibakye

8. Oniyne

and of course I will do the honours of Maid of Honor Grin Grin

I am working on the Groomsmen

How can you bring all these classy women above near a sexual predator like Hannibal? You want to send him back to Brixton prisons where he celebrated his 45th birthday last year?

DeepZone:

@CodeRed,
Why not start the wedding planning from getting a penile pump for hannibal?

Naaa. Hannibal dont need that oo. He is well hung . My sister, don't play with this opportunity oo. Take it now. abeg.

Hannibal:



@ CodeRED,

Is it possible one gets a coochie transplant for DeepZone??

Leave the "dirty" syntax for in the bedroom joo

Farting republican, you are more repugnant than I even anticipated.

Geraitric Democrat!!!

Iti [/b]bonkom!!!!

Is it a latin acronym for [b]I am so damn Hot?

CodeRED:

J-girl darling, here is the list of Groomsmen

1. Pataki

2. Eldee

3. Sly

4. TBK

5. Okija Juju

6. Loyika

7. A-40

8. Lordimpaq

and Best man would definitely have to be Rickyjen

lard what ah bashment this ginne be oo

You are making this aturu nwuru happy tonight.

Deepzone is not the kind I can step my royal being to and engage in anything pertaining to her farting potentials. I am not ready to be suffocated with her Ebola fartings.

Naaa. Hannibal don't need that oo. He is well hung Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin. My sister, don't play with this opportunity oo. Take it now. abeg.

Roflmao, CodeRed go kill me today. Is it as in Hung hung down south or he's like William Hung?

@Deepzone, Hannibal, J-girl, Pataki and Queenisha,
Thanks guys for helping me release some stress tonight. Come tomorrow I am  back in the "penitentiary"   ,


@Hannibal,
You noticed I placed the "playas" at the top of the list? I am hoping their will be get the fresh dose of "Holy Ghost Fire", as they enter the church, thus drastically making a turn for the better

You are making this aturu nwuru happy tonight.

Deepzone is not the kind I can step my royal being to and engage in anything pertaining to her farting potentials. I am not ready to be suffocated with her Ebola fartings.

To Hell with Pataki, CodeRed tells Him.

DeepZone:

How can you bring all these classy women above near a sexual predator like Hannibal? You want to send him back to Brixton prisons where he celebrated his 45th birthday last year?

Don't u think u should worry more about the concentrated hydrogen-sulphide in your farts??
I just hope u wont send this classy bridal train to their early graves.

Pataki:

Deepzone is not the kind I can step my royal being to and engage in anything pertaining to her farting potentials. I am not ready to be suffocated with her Ebola fartings.

All the guests shall wear oxygen masks.
Ignore the precaution at your own peril.

@ CodeRED,

What are we doing to protect the guests from Deepzone's putrescent farts??
MANSLAUGHTERING is on the cards if we don't protect the guests.

CodeRED:

@Deepzone, Hannibal, J-girl, Pataki and Queenisha,
Thanks guys for helping me release some stress tonight. Come tomorrow I am  back in the "penitentiary"   ,


@Hannibal,
You noticed I placed the "playas" at the top of the list? I am hoping their will be get the fresh dose of "Holy Ghost Fire", as they enter the church, thus drastically making a turn for the better

You welcome sweets.
I might chat with you on IM, it depends on my studying . I have a feeling this wedding will be the best wedding in NL and it WILL come to pass.   No matter what they both say.

DeepZone:

Geraitric Democrat!!!

Is it a latin acronym  for I am so damn Hot?

Geriatric Democrat? Between Obama and Mcgoat, who is older?

Your farting are clouding your senses.

Go and marry your famous person.

DeepZone:

Roflmao, CodeRed go kill me today. Is it as in Hung hung down south or he's like William Hung?

No WAy love.  I am telling you sistren. What Hanni packs will make your womb go "zoom zoom zoom" The guy is just BLESSED ,


@Pataki,
You better start respecting Mrs. Hannideep now. Remember you are still gonna want to go hang-out at the Boss man's house. And Madam Hannideep would be the one preparing the joloff, stew and egusi. So you better be nice, or else

Geriatric Democrat? Between Obama and Mcgoat, who is older? Grin Cheesy Grin

Your farting are clouding your senses. Tongue Tongue Tongue

Go and marry your famous person.

Whatever Boo wooo, and his running mate is what ? 65?? Geriatric Biden!!!

No WAy love. I am telling you sistren. What Hanni packs will make your womb go "zoom zoom zoom" The guy is just BLESSED

Tell him to prove it to the nairaland audience and if his peewee is longer than 1 inch, I'll pay $1000 to the house. Pataki too can play but i'm putting his own at 1/2 inch. I bet ya!!!

All the guests shall wear oxygen masks. Cool Cool
Ignore the precaution at your own peril.

@ CodeRED,

What are we doing to protect the guests from Deepzone's putrescent farts??
MANSLAUGHTERING is on the cards if we don't protect the guests.

Ever heard of odour suppressants? Besides, it will not be only me that will be farting. Pataki will partake in the farting compeWedding too,

CodeRED:

No WAy love.  I am telling you sistren. What Hanni packs will make your womb go "zoom zoom zoom" The guy is just BLESSED ,

Seriously, don't make DeepZone's head swell for the fun of it.
She is suffering from PSAS(permanent sexual arousal syndrome).
Words like these make her reach orgasm at the speed of light!!!

P.S. Is there a way i can pull out of this arrangement. . . . .I think SLY deserves DeepZone.
SLY's nostrils are insensitive. . . .He cannot smell anything even if it's DeepZone's shit so no hazards!!!

Madam is calling.

Goodnight.

j-girl:

You welcome sweets.
I might chat with you on IM, it depends on my studying . I have a feeling this wedding will be the best wedding in Nairaland and it WILL come to pass.   No matter what they both say.

Yes dear, you know how to reach me. I am hitting the books later too. I have to be in the Lab at 7.40am
As per the wedding thingy. I have already called up my personal shopper. You know your girl Codey goes all out when it comes to dressing up or down

Hannibal:



@ CodeRED,

What are we doing to protect the guests from Deepzone's putrescent farts??
MANSLAUGHTERING is on the cards if we don't protect the guests.

You know how the Island girl roll now. Trust me, when i am done organising this wedding, what Tom and katie had could NEVER come close. This wedding will be on the cover of "Vogue", "Rollingstone" " Cosmopolitan" "O" "People. Man I am telling you, You guys have no idea how blessed you two are. Finding Love on NL. Seun should charge y'all dread

DeepZone:

Tell him to prove it to the nairaland audience and if his peewee is longer than 1 inch, I'll pay $1000 to the house. Pataki too can play but i'm putting his own at 1/2 inch. I bet ya!!!

Girl don't be fooled oo. 1inch? God forbid. No way, He can give Long John Silver a run for his money joo


@Pataki, Which madam ah call? You see what happens when you let these men go away for school? All of a sudden they throw out Mama and Daddy's principles.

Hannibal:

Seriously, don't make DeepZone's head swell for the fun of it.
She is suffering from PSAS(permanent sexual arousal syndrome).
Words like these make her reach orgasm at the speed of light!!!

P.S. Is there a way i can pull out of this arrangement. . . . .I think SLY deserves DeepZone.
SLY's nostrils are insensitive. . . .He cannot smell anything even if it's DeepZone's shit so no hazards!!!

It was never my intention to make Her head swell dear. I have something else in mind that I want to swell . So make sure you consumate the marriage the same day o. I want god children

CodeRED:

It was never my intention to make Her head swell dear. I have something else in mind that I want to swell . So make sure you consumate the marriage the same day o. I want god children

Consumate what??
I am confident ma seeds would swim backwards to where they spurted from instead of swimming upstream.
With all the farticles in DeepZone's system?? ?? Even Mike Tyson will find it hard to keep an erection.

Hannibal:

Consumate what??
[b]I am confident ma seeds would swim backwards to where they spurted from instead of swimming upstream. [/b]With all the farticles in DeepZone's system?? ?? Even Mike Tyson will find it hard to keep an erection.

I swear, that even Zing is here purring his fine ass off, , Now I rest my case ooo. I have tired joo,

I am confident ma seeds would swim backwards to where they spurted from instead of swimming upstream. Grin Cheesy
With all the farticles in DeepZone's system?? ?? Even Mike Tyson will find it hard to keep an erection.

Roflmao. when i said before that this dude has a low sperm count, y'all will start acting like I'm dissing him. It's only a weak sperm from a non potent man that will swim backwards. In the world of sperm motility, backward swimming is a NO NO.

He just shot himself in the leg.