It was offering time, the pastor was preaching to encourage people to sow their seeds and the interpreter was interpreting. Here goes:

Pastor: There are many reasons why people sow.

Interpreter: Orisirisi idi ni awon eniyan fi n so

Pastor: Some people have big reasons to sow.

Interpreter: Awon miran ni idi araba lati so.

Pastor: Some people have small reasons to sow.

Interpreter: Awon miran ni idi pelebe lati so.

Pastor: If you have a big reason to sow, then sow bountifully

Interpreter: Ti iwo ba ni idi araba, o ye ki o so daadaa

Pastor:If you don't have a big reason today but dance with courage

Interpreter: Ti iwo ko ba ni idi araba sugbon ti o faya gbejo

Pastor: And you dance and dance with courage

Interpreter: Ti o faya gbejo, ti o tun faya gbejo

Pastor: The Lord will give you a big reason to sow

Interpreter: Oluwa a fun e ni idi Araba lati so

Pastor: Ushers, please bring out the sowing baskets

Interpreter: Eyin Usher, e gbe igba iso wa

Pastor: And let us sow unto the Lord

Interpreter: Ki a le maa so si Oluwa

:DIAh you r so crazy.. I have heard so many jokes.. but not this one or anything similar. This is funny. I love it. Oya ema so! haha. I actually got a little tears in my eyes. Poor me.

Very good one! Where did you get it?

o mi gosh..hahahahahahahah i cant stop laughing..o god..i'm getting tears now..

iah u rock!

Hear this Preacher and his interpreter too.

preacher: this guy in question was very short.

Interpreter: Okunrin ninu ibeere yii n yibon pupo.

preacher: And when he got to the headquarters.

interpreter: Nigba ti o dodo awon abeni l'ori ...

Y'all probably know this one:

Preacher : Who knows?
Int : Imu tani?
Preacher : Nobody knows
Int : Kon se imu enikankan
Preacher : Only God knows
Int : Ah, alakoba ni pastor o

U guyz are good

I love your jokes.

tear-inducin-rib-crackin ones

nice joke,

the only one i kno is peace unto the world : eto si ara aye

anyways..its silly, u guys are funny..!

haha...............

It is well with Nigeria -
kanga ni fun naijiria

There are several reasons for sitting down, genuine reasons and useless reasons -
Orisirisi idi lowa lati fi joko, idi gidi ati idi oshi.

ha ha, u people are funny

My colleagues at work think i'm crazy . Stand-up comedy will be a lot of fun in yoruba.

There is a small town after Bida, Niger state called DOKO.
Meanwhile, if u do not know, Prof Jerry Gana is from DOKO and there are other 7 Professors from this small Village.

A father of a girl, Toyin, came to Federal Polytechnic Bida sometime 1997 to see his daughter all the way from Ogbomosho and the following conversations ensued between Toyin's DAD and Kemi (Toyin's closest friend)

Toyin's DAD : Woo Kemi,  ibo lore e wa?

Kemi :  Toyin lo Doko sir

Toyin's DAD: Oni Toyin lo se kinni?

Kemi : Ani Toyin lo Doko

Toyin's DAD: Ko gbodo jebe!!!

Kemi: Daddy, mi o paro sir. Toyin lo Doko lale ana ni sir,

Toyin's DAD : Haa!! Gbenu e soun, bawo ni Toyin ma se lo Doko, ni gbati ko n se omo ale

Kemi: Mi o paro sir, ko sese ma lo Doko, o ma nlo most of the time ti aba wa less busy

Then Toyin surfaced from nowhere and the father pounced on her, it took the plea of some lecturers around to stop Toyin's Dad from killing Toyin. It was later done on him that he had committed beatry when he was later informed that DOKO is a neighbouring town.

Now who says yoruba language shouldnt be promoted. I can relate with these joke more. Infact look insane, Laughin all alone. 

OH my GOD! This is hilarious. Okay wait i have tears in my eyes. Ahahaha.. my friends are laughing... hahaha.

hahahahahehhehehahahahahaha ..

just got around to dis one. Wow its just too original keep it up guys

I love the joke ,so funny indeed.oh boy you are 2much.

IAH, where did you get this lovely joke?

HA ha ha you guyz are killin me o!im proud to be a yoruba gal sha

mein this is so funnyyyyy,

he he this joke is still here, such a funny joke

that was gr8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A similar audio version of the joke can be found here:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-20692.0.html

haha.

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Tarabye:

Yoruba girl don turn to woman now
Proudly Yoruba too

Na old cargo not woman o

You tried in digging out this old thread sha, I'm sure you were in kindergarten when it was created

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