Okija_juju:

Romantic to moi

1. Silence during football matches
2. 4 six packs every night
3. Isiewu and Nkwobi for dinner
4. Poundo for lunch
5. A pack of cigarettes or _{(Rizla and kpoli)}

Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Thank you so much for this comment. You took all the words out of my mouth. That is Nigerian men and romance go together like braids on a white girl. Good Job.

onyinye2:

Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Thank you so much for this comment. You took all the words out of my mouth. That is Nigerian men and romance go together like braids on a white girl. Good Job.

You shld see a blonde petite babe with braids. Cute.

davidylan:

You shld see a blonde petite babe with braids. Cute.

You are an exception being that you is into them plastic chix.

onyinye2:

You are an exception being that you is into them plastic chix.

lmao!

agaba123:

I am not playing no trick. You can only say you do not want Diamond from Sierra Leone because it was blood diamond. But as for it being genuine, it is flawless.

Your point is?

onyinye2:

You are an exception being that you is into them plastic chix.

Braided hair makes one plastic?

agaba123:

Braided hair makes one plastic?

Stop twisting my words. You know what i mean.

What I expect from a romantic woman:

1:Check the football fixture list before fixing any outing

2:Pounded yam at least once every 2 days. Not those "fake" ones . . . . . . I have mortar and pestle in my house.

3: Shut your mouth unless you have something good to say

4:Sex on tap

The above define a truly romantic woman.

Ruby_Pearl:

lmao!
Your point is?

So cannot understand me? Too bad

Ruby. . . . i miss the 4P from yesterday. This is one is a

onyinye2:

You are an exception being that you is into them plastic chix.

there's nothing plastic about them. To be honest many of them are a lot more traditional than you noise nigerian women.

@ topic - a romantic chic for me is easy:
- a good, willing cook
- dutiful, clean, diligent.
- Allow me my space
- non confrontational
- braided hair, hoop ear rings.  

So you men think of football more than your woman?
Aiye le!!

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What I expect from a romantic woman:

1:Check the football fixture list before fixing any outing

2:Pounded yam at least once every 2 days. Not those "fake" ones . . . . . . I have mortar and pestle in my house.

3: Shut your mouth unless you have something good to say

4:Sex on tap

The above define a truly romantic woman.

lawwd have mercy!!
lemme guess, you're single and it's not by choice

If you prefer frozen food and box food, then they're good willing cook na.
I don talk am b4, you don't know what a real food is.

davidylan:

there's nothing plastic about them. To be honest many of them are a lot more traditional than you noise nigerian women.

@ topic - a romantic chic for me is easy:
- a good, willing cook
- dutiful, clean, diligent.
- Allow me my space
- non confrontational
- braided hair, hoop ear rings.  

So you going to marry a white girl? Good luck with that. Hope you ready to deal with having kids with that real nappy hair.

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What I expect from a romantic woman:

1:Check the football fixture list before fixing any outing

2:Pounded yam at least once every 2 days. Not those "fake" ones . . . . . . I have mortar and pestle in my house.

3: Shut your mouth unless you have something good to say

4:Sex on tap

The above define a truly romantic woman.  

Dude if you ever meet this chick I'll love to have her sister.  

onyinye2:

So you going to marry a white girl? Good luck with that. Hope you ready to deal with having kids with that real nappy hair.

Who cares if the kids have locks.

onyinye2:

So you going to marry a white girl? Good luck with that. Hope you ready to deal with having kids with that real nappy hair.

Do I smell jealousy?

Ruby_Pearl:

So you men think of football more than your woman?
Aiye le!!
lawwd have mercy!!
let me guess, you're single and it's not by choice  

Try and learn o,before it's too late. You will be thanking me for this when you get married.

Try and stay in touch with the latest football fixture listing,it will save you a lot of hassle. If na David you dey marry,you might as well add tennis join am.   I'm only asking for football and you are complaining.   Do you know my mother used to ask me when Man Utd are playing before asking me to do something on a weekend,na my wife no go gree do same thing?    

@topoc

Banana and a pulverised tomato

Okija_juju:

Dude if you ever meet this chick I'll love to have her sister.  

This girl only exist in male form.

Okija_juju:

Who cares if the kids have locks.

You say that now. . . .

agaba123:

Do I smell jealousy?

(coughing relentlessly)

Okija_juju:

Dude if you ever meet this chick I'll love to have her sister.  

Nothing is impossible. . . . there are women out there who will prepare Egusi with pounded yam cheerfully for their husband,while never uttering a word of discontent.

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Nothing is impossible. . . . there are women out there who will prepare Egusi with pounded yam cheerfully for their husband,while never uttering a word of discontent.

It is either you Marry your mama. . . or marry a dude.

onyinye2:

It is either you Marry your mama. . . or marry a dude.

Thank you!!

4Play, take note!

onyinye2:

It is either you Marry your mama. . . or marry a dude.

All you young ladies with your stubbornness. The advice we are giving you will do you a lot of good in future.

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All you young ladies with your stubbornness. The advice we are giving you will do you a lot of good in future.

STFU!!! Advice for what again? To be a doormat? PLEASE!!!!

4 Play:

All you young ladies with your stubbornness. The advice we are giving you will do you a lot of good in future.

My advice: You better learn to work around your "Football or tennis" schedule on your wife's biddings.

Or else, na that football you go eat for dinner That same football you go sleep with

onyinye2:

STFU!!! Advice for what again? To be a doormat? PLEASE!!!!

You call being romantic being a doormat? Kai. . . young ladies of these days.  

4 Play:

You call being romantic being a doormat? Kai. . . young ladies of these days.  

Oh so this is Romantic?

4 Play:

1:Check the football fixture list before fixing any outing

2:Pounded yam at least once every 2 days. Not those "fake" ones . . . . . . I have mortar and pestle in my house.

3: Shut your mouth unless you have something good to say

4:Sex on tap

onyinye2:

Oh so this is Romantic?

That is the true mark of a loving woman.

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Try and learn o,before it's too late. You will be thanking me for this when you get married.

Try and stay in touch with the latest football fixture listing,it will save you a lot of hassle. If na David you dey marry,you might as well add tennis join am.   I'm only asking for football and you are complaining.   Do you know my mother used to ask me when Man Utd are playing before asking me to do something on a weekend,na my wife no go gree do same thing?    

This Y2K chicks dont seem to realize that times have changed.
Just because we dont send them to the farm and stream anymore abi!!


What is so difficult about knowing match fixtures and TIVOing it if I am sleeping or waking me up to watch it with a six pack and a cigarette on the table while she massages my feet in silence, huh??
You did not plant the yam, you did not weed the farm, neither did you harvest it. Just Cook and pound, and you are complaining.
Whats so difficult about Isiewu and Nkwobi every night?? It is not as if I sent you into the bush to hunt the goat, kill it, prepare it and cook it. All you have to do is cook it.

These women need to be schooled O!
In short any lady I marry will have to go for 3 months Domestic Training (D.T) before entering my house.

My idea of what is romantic to me is pretty spontaneous. One minute it's what she done for me lately, the next, it's the little way she jokes around.

Onyinye

Please take this cough linctus to ease your relentless coughing

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That is the true mark of a loving woman.

Get down on your knees and pray to marry a Japanese woman and not a woman like me. I would turn your life upside down. And do it in laughter.

Okija_juju:


This Y2K chicks don't seem to realize that times have changed.
Just because we don't send them to the farm and stream anymore abi!!


What is so difficult about knowing match fixtures and TIVOing it if I am sleeping or waking me up to watch it with a six pack and a cigarette on the table while she massages my feet in silence, huh??
You did not plant the yam, you did not weed the farm, neither did you harvest it. Just Cook and pound, and you are complaining.
Whats so difficult about Isiewu and Nkwobi every night?? It is not as if I sent you into the bush to hunt the goat, kill it, prepare it and cook it. All you have to do is cook it.

These women need to be schooled O!
In short any lady I marry will have to go for 3 months Domestic Training (D.T) before entering my house.

What the hell is this? Why don't you do it yourself? Why don't you set a reminder for your stupid football on the freakin television set? It takes like 5 seconds. Will you die? _{wish you would.} Why don't you prepare your own meal? Stop acting like a freakin hibernating bear.