Okija_juju:

No be only martini, You for ask for kai-kai or aromatic schinapps.
Your places are as follows;

1. Kitchen - Cook the meals.
2. Bedroom - Sex, massages and house keeping
3. Backyard - Laundry and house-keeping
4. Sitting room - For company, entertaining guests and house keeeping
5. The yard - Lawn mowing

In short, you are in charge of Raising the kids, cooking, laundry, making me happy and house keeping. I provide the money. _{(Thats called division of labour)}

cant u lots do wtout sex?must it be included all d time?

Ruby_Pearl:

And what will you be pounding? ^{No pun intended}

I will be burping and farting slumped on the couch in front of the TV while occasionally checking the progress of my dinner.

Ruby_Pearl:

And what will you be pounding? ^{No pun intended}

what else does a man pound? hint: it has 2 legs and wears skirts.

mesmya:

can't u lots do wtout sex?must it be included all d time?

what's a wife without sex 24/7 anywhere, any place, however i demand it? I may as well marry my brother.

Ruby_Pearl:

rotflmao

I know say you go understand unlike these mugus:  

davidylan:

Na wa o. See the kain women we're left with?   Chineke!
In the good old days na koboko your husband go take teach you how to cook.

4 Play:

Wetin this one dey talk? You mean you no sabi how to prepare egusi and use mortar and pestle? Your own don finish. . . .for heaven's sake, this world is going nuts.  

davidylan:

Na wa o. See the kain women we're left with?   Chineke!
In the good old days na koboko your husband go take teach you how to cook.

mesmya:

can't u lots do wtout sex?must it be included all d time?

Whats wrong with sex?? Thats one of the two primary reasons for every marriage

davidylan:

what else does a man pound? hint: it has 2 legs and wears skirts.

what's a wife without sex 24/7 anywhere, any place, however i demand it? I may as well marry my brother.

24/7 wetin?i pity una wives ooo,na at age 35 she go dey use pampers,due to too much poking in her hole

Okija_juju:

Whats wrong with sex?? Thats one of the two primary reasons for every marriage

Wetin be the other?

Okija_juju:

No be only martini, You for ask for kai-kai or aromatic schinapps.
Your places are as follows;

1. Kitchen - Cook the meals.
2. Bedroom - Sex, massages and house keeping
3. Backyard - Laundry and house-keeping
4. Sitting room - For company, entertaining guests and house keeping
5. The yard - Lawn mowing

In short, you are in charge of Raising the kids, cooking, laundry, making me happy and house keeping. I provide the money. _{(Thats called division of labour)}

Your place as follows:
1. clean the yard
2.Fix whatever needs to be repaired
3. Take the kids out/ bath them for the night
4. Laundary should be washed b4 I get home
5. Chinese rice should be on the dinner table every other night
5. Lawn mowed
6. Floor should be mopped
7. Be ready to get to round 10
8. Dishes needs to be washed on your time. . .
9. I'll need massage
10. The rest of the house cleaning will be done by me

More to think about

davidylan:

what's a wife without sex 24/7 anywhere, any place, however i demand it? I may as well marry my brother.

Yes you should marry your brother. Cave man.

Okija_juju:

Whats wrong with sex?? Thats one of the two primary reasons for every marriage

Not with me.

mesmya:

can't u lots do wtout sex?must it be included all d time?

It's like asking me to do without oxygen. Do you want me dead? What is the point of having a wife if she is not satisfying my sexual needs regularly?

4 Play:

It's like asking me to do without oxygen. [b]Do you want me dead? [/b]What is the point of having a wife if she is not satisfying my sexual needs regularly?

Yes. Is your wife your sex medicine?

Ruby_Pearl:

Your place as follows:
1. clean the yard
2.Fix whatever needs to be repaired
3. Take the kids out/ bath them for the night
4. Laundary should be washed before I get home
5. Chinese rice should be on the dinner table every other night
5. Lawn mowed
6. Floor should be mopped
7. Be ready to get to round 10
8. Dishes needs to be washed on your time. . .
9. I'll need massage
10. The rest of the house cleaning will be done by me

More to think about

The list to long. Just 4 words: "Do as I ask!"  

michelin89:

The list to long. Just 4 words: "Do as I ask!"  

No it is "My wish is your command."

mesmya:

24/7 wetin?i pity una wives ooo,na at age 35 she go dey use pampers,due to too much poking in her hole

A woman has 3 holes, we only demand the use of 2 . . . what's the harm in that?  

onyinye2:

Yes you should marry your brother. Cave man.

siddon dia. Maybe your children will drop from heaven.

davidylan:

what else does a man pound? hint: it has 2 legs and wears skirts.

what's a wife without sex 24/7 anywhere, any place, however i demand it? I may as well marry my brother.

david, sex no be food

No be only martini, You for ask for kai-kai or aromatic schinapps.
Your places are as follows;

1. Kitchen - Cook the meals.
2. Bedroom - Sex, massages and house keeping
3. Backyard - Laundry and house-keeping
4. Sitting room - For company, entertaining guests and house keeping
5. The yard - Lawn mowing

In short, you are in charge of Raising the kids, cooking, laundry, making me happy and house keeping. I provide the money. (Thats called division of labour)

wetin u go come dey do onyinye
u don turn am in2 houseboy oo

onyinye2:

Yes. Is your wife your sex medicine?

If she is not,who else will it be?  

onyinye2:

Yes. Is your wife your sex medicine?

Being a sex machine, like my dish washer and washing machine which means "anytime I want it" is the duty of a husband.

4 Play:

I will be burping and farting slumped on the couch in front of the TV while occasionally checking the progress of my dinner.

And you call yourself a man?
Not every woman wants an unemployed man

davidylan:

what else does a man pound? hint: it has 2 legs and wears skirts.

what's a wife without sex 24/7 anywhere, any place, however i demand it? I may as well marry my brother.

No be the only thing in ya mind?

Ruby_Pearl:

Your place as follows:
1. clean the yard
2.Fix whatever needs to be repaired
3. Take the kids out/ bath them for the night
4. Laundary should be washed before I get home
5. Chinese rice should be on the dinner table every other night
5. Lawn mowed
6. Floor should be mopped
7. Be ready to get to round 10
8. Dishes needs to be washed on your time. . .
9. I'll need massage
10. The rest of the house cleaning will be done by me

More to think about

Tufiakwa!!!

GINI??!!

This is the height of abormination.

So whats your use??
You think say you come my house for all expense paid life time holiday??

Apart from the two highlighted parts, I dont owe you nothing else in the house.

michelin89:

Wetin be the other?

Reproduction.

na waoooo,see as them men dey claim sex ,sex ,sex,sex, wt women,no wonder u guys cant do wtout us  infact make women begin do shakara wt their body

tope2000:

david, sex no be food

it is even more important than food. it gives life. No be small thing.

4 Play:

If she is not,who else will it be?  

Your two God given hands.

michelin89:

Being a sex machine, like my dish washer and washing machine which means "anytime I want it" is the duty of a husband.

Hmmmm. . . . . .

tope2000:

wetin u go come dey do onyinye
u don turn am in2 houseboy oo

Hell yeah. I will turn him into my houseboy, busboy, slaveboy, dogboy

davidylan:

A woman has 3 holes, we only demand the use of 2 . . . what's the harm in that?

Get that out of your mind.
No be the mouth we suppose to dey use to eat. lai lai

Okija_juju:

Reproduction.

Marriage is not necessary then.

Ruby_Pearl:

Get that out of your mind.
No be the mouth we suppose to dey use to eat. lai lai

As for me, any thing that looks like rod in a man is a tool! 

onyinye2:

Your two God given hands.

My hands are for using the TV remote control and tapping on the keyboard. My wife must be prepared to fulfill all my sexual needs,no arguments.

davidylan:

siddon dia. Maybe your children will drop from heaven.

Invitro fertilization sounds better and better each day. . . . .

4 Play:

My hands are for using the TV remote control and tapping on the keyboard. My wife must be prepared to fulfill all my sexual needs,no arguments.

True because as she fulfills yours, she fulfills hers.

michelin89:

True because as she fulfills yours, she fulfills hers.

My sister,na you understand me very well. I can't see how sex 2 or 3 times a day is too much to ask.

4 Play:

My hands are for using the TV remote control and tapping on the keyboard. My wife must be prepared to fulfill all my sexual needs,no arguments.

Igbo men are so backwards. AA men are sounding better and better each day. . . . Oya where is JaQuan?

michelin89:

True because as she fulfills yours, she fulfills hers.

Truly Questionable.

Ruby_Pearl:

Get that out of your mind.
No be the mouth we suppose to dey use to eat. lai lai

its non-negotiable.   Infact that is the tonic for a successful morning.

onyinye2:

Invitro fertilization sounds better and better each day. . . . .

make sure u brought ur own sperm.

Okija_juju:


Tufiakwa!!!

GINI??!!

This is the height of abormination.

So whats your use??
You think say you come my house for all expense paid life time holiday??

Apart from the two highlighted parts, I don't owe you nothing else in the house.

Is that not the point?

You lucky say I no be your wife. You go cry pepper sef