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Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by moshoodad: 3:50am On Sep 09, 2008 |
hello nairalanders, i beg i one enlarge my john thomas i beg wetin i fit do, |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by Gabry(f): 4:25am On Sep 09, 2008 |
You slap it 5 million times and then your wish will be granted. |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by stkris(m): 5:16am On Sep 09, 2008 |
BREAKING NEWS: the honourable NJTRI (national john thomas research institute) just announced a ground breaking discovery that d human 'john thomas' is actually an advanced hair follicle covered in epidermis, so like regular hair e.g beard etc it will grow longer after its shaved off. . so bros. u know wetin to do |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by tammyswits(f): 1:54pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
Relax dude, All great men had a problem down thea, e.g hitler had 1 ball and u have a toothpick, that means you'll be a great man someday! |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by ohilebo(m): 2:09pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
@ moshood ad , go soak am for bucket of hot water for 5 hours. (W.H.O Health Journal August Edition, page 1234) |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by Gabry(f): 4:22pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
oh yeah. . . That will also do the trick but I think the slapping woul be betta |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by tammyswits(f): 6:17pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
Nah, i still believe you'll be a great man with your toothpick thang! |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by showbobo(m): 10:18pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
@Poster Dont mind them all.They are only compounding your problem.I have an everlasting solution for you.All you just need is 60Naira,Yes 60Naira.Get three packs of SUPER GLUE apply all on your John Thomas and keep on rubbing it with both hands until the glue dries and both hands stuck to your john thomas.Try this and see how gigantic your john thomas would grow.We are all awaiting your testimony |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by SamMilla1(m): 10:22pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
HMM NO COMMENT |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by showbobo(m): 12:41pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
He already knows the remedy.Ya'll shouldnt bother yourselves anymore |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by tredax66(m): 7:52pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
guy,not look there face , them hate you watin you jus need to do PAY visit to ALABA and see dos aboki on the road side tell dem say you won enlarge your big brossss jus going to cost you 55naira only, i beg if it work try pay visit to BOSE and see wat going to happen, |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by gilgee(m): 8:07pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Showbobo na so you kind reach? Repent for the kingdom don reach your hand ooo. . . |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by showbobo(m): 8:29pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
gilgee:You be my mentor now bros,abi?? |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by gilgee(m): 8:30pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
hehehe. . . Bad pikin. |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by showbobo(m): 8:35pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
hahaha . . . bad mentor |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by gilgee(m): 8:39pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
See your head wey be like obasanjo own. |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by ThugLife1(m): 8:58pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by gilgee(m): 9:03pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Bad boy how U dey? |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by MrInfo1(m): 9:14pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
moi? |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by gilgee(m): 9:18pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Toi! |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by showbobo(m): 10:03pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
toi moi soi boi,huh |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by dreday(m): 11:09pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
@ poster Tie rope to ur thing(make sure u the knot is very tight) and tie the other end to a bus.Then tell the driver(preferably danfo driver) to zoom off. Research has shown that the elasticity of the kini muscle allows it to stretch to great lengths when great force is applied. Do this everyday for 1 month and u'll beboasting the biggest kini in ur family |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by showbobo(m): 1:09am On Sep 11, 2008 |
dreday:Grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by Gabry(f): 1:16am On Sep 11, 2008 |
mama Ngozi is damn piss now. . . . |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by CGKing(m): 1:31am On Sep 11, 2008 |
mean! mean! mean! mean! mean! This is evil. What if the guy is dumb enough to attempt one of these remedie |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by showbobo(m): 11:01am On Sep 11, 2008 |
CGKing:Then his family would come back with testimony and thanks for us |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by gilgee(m): 5:42pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
God dey watch una from a distance oo. |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by tammyswits(f): 5:51pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
@poster: i had to think, mayb ur dick is ok, only u've never had an erection! |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by showbobo(m): 7:48pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
tammyswits: |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by mykali(m): 9:13pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
@poster soak it inside HcL for 1 week. if e nor work, rub it a mixture of tar tar shi and crocodile pepper, and soak it in double concentrated HcL for two weeks. if e nor still work, please consult ya native doktor. . . . |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by MrInfo1(m): 10:47pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
Go Bleep female ant |
Re: Hello Nairalanders I Beg I One Enlarge My John Thomas I Beg Wetin I Fit Do: by Jeovy(m): 3:37am On Sep 12, 2008 |
crazy info and mad Gaby,The guy need help poster,abeg try mykali advice |
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