The Old people are fun to be with, I am not trying to make anybody feel bad, but Let us share some funny things they have done !


Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors

and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having

dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their

elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."



The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the

house."

The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know

she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this

preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It

took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to

contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was

worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot

will recite it."



The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her

thank you notes. "She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so

huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.

Thanks

anyway."



"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries

delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."



"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could

hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and

I'm

nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the

same."



"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give

little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious.

Thank you."

buha ha ha aha

tyte one man

keep it rowln in

good one der, my guy, get da groove on

what d Bleep

Remember those days when we used to spend a lot of time waiting at NITEL phone centres to make calls with our NITEL cards?

One Old man came and when it got to his turn, he was shouting while talking to his son in America, and when some NITEL staff tried to stop him from doing that, he replied,,

Don't you know that America is very very far away from Lagos? if it takes a Plane more than 8 hours to get to America, how will my son hear what i am saying if i don't shout?

is true or false

very funny,I wonder how the poster will sound when he gets old

@ Jeovy, I will sound even more better than that your cheap N2.00 Home Theater

@ romade ,, but after the last bla bla bla, u told me that my voice was very romantic

No ayour voice is Jokantic

Thank u

close that teeth!