shildren

eye service in my kingdom? oh I see u are the one with problems. .if not u would have noticed the lolo crown on my head. Enough said. .if u anger the lolo one more time, we'd have ur head fed to our watchdogs. rubbish!

ohilebo, you are not and will not become a part of this kingdom and its govt.
just for insulting lysaa my ex wife.


mikali,
your application is under scrutiny since you came out of prison two days ago.


TUFE my chief of staff is back from holidays.

lets join hand together in welcoming him back (men only)

@ lysaa ,   but u did not complete the bla bla bla rounds with the king makers to earn the crown,, how come they gave it to you just like that?

I want my share of the bla bla bla oooooooooooooooooooo


@ SAM , I like that,, ''ex wife'' that means I can still get some bla bla bla

sam, where the party @ men?

see enemies of progress. .

As long as this kingdom exists, I am lolo. . who nor gree make e put hand for electric make u greeeeeeeeeeeee.

anyways. .

I am the crowned queen, I retain my place. .

I am the terror of the enemy, no one contends my case. .

I am the leader of a hundred-thousand-female-soldier, opponents can never trace. .

I am who I am . .THE ONE AND ONLY LOLO OF THIS NEW KINGDOM

hmm, baffles me

i thought the chosing of LOLO is my duty

hehe,

I am begining to wonder if the cap really fits u. .

how can a king speak and then repent of his own words

@sam

me sef tire ohhh. if care is not taken, this babe go take over ur government.a coup de ta is on the way

BODY GUARD KE SAM MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA HELP!!!


HABA SAM MILLA? WATS DIS IM HEARING BOUT LYSAA, I TOT IM UR NEW LOLO, SEE OW SHE TALKS SEF?

U GO FEAR. SHE IS DICTATING FOR U MY LORD

thank you her highness ade milla (er)

i thought no one will come to my rescue

as for the body guard, he will be heading to guard the prison soon.

@gab
why the long face

ademiller

pele oh

cause nobody appreciates the Minister of Farting and Burping

i'm looking into that gabby. . would contact u as soon as i've reached a final decision. . . not without this lazy ass king tho

Congratulations, am happy that my prediction was right. My vote was not wasted.

Oh ye king,may you live long but beware of these women .
If you need my advice on who the queen should be,then i would recommend for you.
Till then__ look before you leap.

Eh. . . bobo. Dont make me fart on your face ohhh

hmm, the spirits of some out casts smells in the land.

ur lowness sorry highness, this man here comes with a negative mind and must be chased out now!!!

I hereby declare ademiller my LOLO.
This decission came after careful evaluations of what the job of first lady covers.

Lysaa is very good in divorcing after getting a little money, just enough to buy her ticket to bahamas.
lysaa cannot control my kingdome without cheating on me
lysaa cannot cook good meal without too much salt in it
lysaa cannot even wash her clothes let alone mine (forces the maids to do that against their wishes)
lysaa prefer to sit in front of the king instead of beside him
lysaa has 5 bank accounts while d king has 2
lysaa is a gambler and she calls that lotto

ademiller is directly opposite of lysaa.

no way! I beg to differ u highness!

I was always there when my counterpart was nowhere to be found.

I was the one u talked to when u needed a listening ear.

I was the one U poured ur anger on when u were vexed.

I was the one that always took decisions for u when u laid sick in bed.

lastly, I was trained to be a lolo, for u alone. not a maid, a dry-cleaner or a house cleaner.

reconsidering my decission :-x

@lysaa

look here woman, as the COS, its my duty to maintain order here, and if SAM says u are not the lolo, so it is. u cannot force ur way to being his wife. if u can scheme ur way, no problem, but from the looks of things, u are just a gambler who likes money so disappear b4 u run this kingdom down.


if u still fight for the post of the lolo, u wud have it bad with me, and believe me, u wudnt want to do that.

Tooot wipe

sure

@ tufe, seconded,,  because this kind woman fit kill the king for fublic

And many thanks to Ohilebo for bringing out the real Agbero in lysaa ,, and I think I deserve the position of The chief Intelligence officer for the King,, while i look towards being the next King too 

ohi, u will be king of prisoners , uncontested after spending 30 years in SAM MILLA prison

Well i thank u ur highness for ur confirmation  

With the power infested in me i here by declare free booze for every legitimate citizen of this new kingdom.

ALCHOHOL RULES AND REGULATIONS

1.Every bottle of alchohol opened must b finished to the last drop (any form of wastage will not b taken lightly)

2.Every child must start on half bottle of chelsea till they are adults daily.
 
3.Before any new brew can b approved by the council, a 30tonnes tank of such brew must b delivered to the ministry for sampling.(pls note this does note guarantee ur approval except all protcols are being observed and undergoes due process)
4.Public consumption of alchohol will b greatly encouraged by the ministry with a compliment of 1 carton of brew being consumed.

5.The ministry of ALCHOHOL AND TOBACCO hereby states that DRUNKARDS AND SMOKERS ARE LIKELY TO STAY LONGER ON THIER SPOUSE OR CONCUBINES DURING BLA BLA BLA SESSION THAN ANY NORMAL MAN.

6.Every woman must be trained in the art of beer pouring b4 qualifying for marriage.

The ministry is opened for more suggestions and opinions.thank u

The council of chiefs will look into it and get back to you.

thanks for having the interest of the kingdom in heart

Why suddenly this thread become like this nna Oh well . . . .

ur highness, Its has reached my knowledge that some mad men are always allowed into the court to err their views.

ha! this spells doom for the kingdom ur highness. . a plague that could eat up the land if they are kept hia.

As I have the progress of this kingdom at my outmost interest, I suggest they be sent away or taken to the local herbalist for cure.

their names are tufe, ohilebo.

Long Live The King!

You did well lysaa by pointing out some bad citizens of this kingdom.
Meanwhile they are part of us and should be treated with utmost respect for citizenry.
As a deposed first lady, its not in your decisions to suggest punishments for our citizens.

that will be the job of the current first lady.
meanwhile i am considering taking up the title of 'KING DAVID'
Which will allow me to have as many wives as i please , EVEN concubines.

Shuo. ur highess, make i just keep shut.