onyinye2:

Oka seriously, Morenike. . . . you pic looks so familiar.

You're not the first to tell me that.
Another one said I live in Ghana. . . . well, just took this this afternoon

*Morenike:

You're not the first to tell me that.
Another one said I live in Ghana. . . . well, just took this this afternoon

No like, i have seen your picture. . . . just with a different profile name.

onyinye2:

No like, i have seen your picture. . . . just with a different profile name.

Don't think so baby, just took this.
abi na my look alike?
I got 10 more of this sha

onyinye and morenike whats happening? anything for the boys?

I'm kind of mad. I typed a lengthier response that was lost to the server.


Desist you lowly serpent!
How cowardly of you to make such mockery of a most esteemed prince
The more you ramble the hateful I get
Your presence, your figure, both do digust me
I am gloated by your most deceitful words.
Not even your wildest imaginations could award you my love

Ohhh, the shards have fallen, fallen into the organ that so beat rigorously, hidden between my ribs.
My eyes are now widen and wise, they have witnessed the cruelty you bestowed upon me,
The fair maiden by the river, the maiden that sorrowfully wept in pain as you discarded her
As you disregarded her love for nothing more than decayed grapes
One by one, the tissues of my heart rebelled against me, as they bled in anguish
'Cruel, dark knight, you have done your deed
You're now shielded, away from my prowling eyes, away from my sweet voice that once praised your beauty.
You are now free, forever. . . . again.





I for cannot endure the heartbreak, I must now leave. I willingly banish myself from your presence.

Savoring entertainment with wide eyes and chewing on pretzels with gusto.

Bites tongue

Ouch! Stupid Dry pretzel

Flings Pretzels in the trash can, looks around for something else to eat. There’s nothing, chews on lips thoughtfully.

Go to the kitchen or stay? If I go. . . I’ll miss the action but if I sat I will be hungry.
Hungry or miss the action? Yeah, I’m staying. What’s the worst that can happen if I don’t  eat? 
Starvation and death? Puh-lease, so worth it, as long as I can still watch Acid and Ruby from the grave, I’m cool as a cucumber.

Sits back on lounge, drowns sound of growling stomach with Temitope  music

Aaah! This IS the life!

LOL! You're such a trouble maker!
Bobo wo ni ye?
Acid nu kan ni mo fe

Ah! Ah! You are asking me?
Okay, oh!

Sits back and dances to music

I am seriously channeling my grandmother here, she will be pleased. 

Sisikill, I thought we were friends.
Why you dey pour sand in my garri?
Plz plz o, bigboy kini?
Plz, plzz, I beg you, don't destroy what I'm trying to put together here

Aaaaah! Aaaye! ^{Bites finger} I am trying to help you! Me too I want you and Acid together, your romance gives me gisgis and I like gisgis, that's why I am trying to help, now. Okay, this is what we will do, we will erase all evidence of it. 

In the mean time, I will distract you know who for you. I think I will find one girl I can give him, someone I can pay to work him morning, afternoon and night. . . abeg, what is Klip's number, maybe I can borrow one of his sister/lover/friends?

@ Poster


Simply feaky v way some pple fink

Hmmm, sisikill, am warning you oh!! Stop am!
No need to distract anyone cuz I was 100% faithful to my baby

and who is your baby?

Who else na?

Thank You! This is what I want to hear!  

Okay, all is well, now I can go back to my observer status!


Increases music volume, Picks aso to cover ara.

Yeparipa!

Quickly gets off lounge and runs all over nairaland

Where is Klip oooh!

Somebody help me find Klip fast, fast before yawa starts here.

LOL! Sisikill, you too like drama.
Just plz, you and bigboy should not intervene, plz o

Hmm, I miss H202 sef.
Oya, I wnt reply until he gets back. bye

*Morenike:

Ohhh, the shards have fallen, fallen into the organ that so beat rigorously, hidden between my ribs.
My eyes are now widen and wise, they have witnessed the cruelty you bestowed upon me,
The fair maiden by the river, the maiden that sorrowfully wept in pain as you discarded her
As you disregarded her love for nothing more than decayed grapes
One by one, the tissues of my heart rebelled against me, as they bled in anguish
'Cruel, dark knight, you have done your deed
You're now shielded, away from my prowling eyes, away from my sweet voice that once praised your beauty.
You are now free, forever. . . . again.


I for cannot endure the heartbreak, I must now leave. I willingly banish myself from your presence.

Full of vexation cometh I again,
Awoken by the miserable dissonance of your neverending whine,
How hurtful my fingers get from typing to a peasant so void of respect;
Had I your ribs, to the dogs I would feed them.
Love, what say you? Woe unto your love!
A love would with honor itself kill, away from your dirty grip.
Not even a baboon's ass would be fit for your love.
Sickness and disease, dare I lay my fists upon it,
Would be my gift to your docile heart
Fly you to a world with Satan's sons to feast.
The jaws of darkness, your bestfriends they should become.
You most cruel truant,
You speak of your presence as if it were mammoth,
Your measly presence could not a fly feel.
Away, stray in the bushes which you belong,
To mingle with wild beasts (like klip) which feed you with feces.

Is this game then? Morenike, answer!

H2O2:

Full of vexation cometh I again,
Awoken by the miserable dissonance of your neverending whine,
How hurtful my fingers get from typing to a peasant so void of respect;
Had I your ribs, to the dogs I would feed them.
Love, what say you? Woe unto your love!
A love would with honor itself kill, away from your dirty grip.
Not even a baboon's ass would be fit for your love.
Sickness and disease, dare I lay my fists upon it,
Would be my gift to your docile heart
Fly you to a world with Satan's sons to feast.
The jaws of darkness, your bestfriends they should become.
You most cruel truant,
You speak of your presence as if it were mammoth,
Your measly presence could not a fly feel.
Away, stray in the bushes which you belong,
To mingle with wild beasts (like klip) which feed you with feces.

What vile words cometh from thy mouth
You, nothing but a mere mortal deserve to be trampled under my heels
Men of higher standard knee before me to beg for my kiss, my touch, and my sweet notes that once praised you
Men of better heritage searched the means to my mirth
and you, you, dare to spill atrocious poison from thy decayed lips
If I were a witch, your body the birds I feed
Scorn of my naivety, you stand
You think yourself a god, a man to be idolized?
Have you not pondered why the goats follow you like obedient children?
Because you're of their kind- useless, worthless
Joke and pity, I take of you
I now see my words hath stretched thy head for them you think yourself worthy
Away, I send thee from my glorious presence
For with the wretched, unwanted, you belong.

spikedcylinder:

Is this game then? Morenike, answer!

I will take it as a game

Reads Acid’s post, consults dictionary
Vexation, mammoth, truant

Reads Ruby’s post, consults medieval dictionary
Doth, thou, thy, cometh,

Flings dictionary

Me, I’m not understanding all of this ooh.
Together or not Together?
What is the answer?


Please tell me you two are joking with this. H2O2. . . that was li’l harsh even for you.

It's O, we're talking about here
It's hardly a surprise, his moods swings more than a pregnant woman's.



_{I should not and [i]is [/i]not surprise, I saw this coming}

*Morenike:

What vile words cometh from thy mouth
You, nothing but a mere mortal deserve to be trampled under my heels
Men of higher standard knee before me to beg for my kiss, my touch, and my sweet notes that once praised you
Men of better heritage searched the means to my mirth
and you, you, dare to spill atrocious poison from thy decayed lips
If I were a witch, your body the birds I feed
Scorn of my naivety, you stand
You think yourself a god, a man to be idolized?
Have you not pondered why the goats follow you like obedient children?
Because you're of their kind- useless, worthless
Joke and pity, I take of you
I now see my words hath stretched thy head for them you think yourself worthy
Away, I send thee from my glorious presence
For with the wretched, unwanted, you belong.

Quiet you! Maggot,
You do advance your drivel the more.
Hath thou truly civil and courteous,
You would not to me my heart cause pain and injury.
Shame! The scorn of the gods thou very well deserve
Tempt no more the hatred of my spirit,
For I doth become ill when I look on thee.
I'll forever run from thee, and hide me in the forests,
And leave thy bosoms to the mercy of wild vultures.
In the most seeable truth, I repeat,
I love thee not; I say refrain, pursue me no longer
Get thee gone, away from my noble sight.
Keep thy hymen and crotch to thyself,
They belong not to me, but the hateful soul who doth love thee to peril

Come forth fair Sisikill, to thine heart belongs my love

H2O2:


Quiet you! Maggot,
You do advance your drivel the more.
Hath thou truly civil and courteous,
You would not to me my heart cause pain and injury.
Shame! The scorn of the gods thou very well deserve
Tempt no more the hatred of my spirit,
For I doth become ill when I look on thee.
I'll forever run from thee, and hide me in the forests,
And leave thy bosoms to the mercy of wild vultures.
In the most seeable truth, I repeat,
I love thee not; I say refrain, pursue me no longer
Get thee gone, away from my noble sight.
Keep thy hymen and crotch to thyself,
They belong not to me, but the hateful soul who doth love thee to peril

So filled with scorn the heart of a man rejected
You, banished from my sight like an insightful creature, yet dare to venture near and spill thy vomit
Have you not heard?
Word to the wise is enough
Why do you so wish yourself back to my hatred?
Let you legs carry you away from my sight, for another glance I cannot spare you
Shameful a man who knows nothing more than vile sentiments to his opposite
Disgraced is a man who breeds hatred in his chest for a damsel who has discarded him and bids him goodbye
Courage brings you back to my present, but foolishness separates thy lips which uttered spiteful words
That forces the my pity for your forsaken soul
Now begone you unwanted pest
for your presence is of no use.

See what you two have done to me.

OMG!! Is that O's pix?

No mind H202, after e don pay bride price, e dey form.
No mind am jare, he no know say he be my sweetheart

Morenike hope all is well

you resemble runaway/homeless person for that pic of yours

debosky:

Morenike hope all is well

you resemble runaway/homeless person for that pic of yours

All is not well,
For I have missed you like the Iraq missed George Bush

Emi ni homeless, ori e ti gba gi. oniranu

GAME
Game is the ability to talk a good talk, walk a good walk and leaving the opposite sex panting for more. There are many ways to start the game is - some do it by flirting, others by ignoring. Some do it with caustic verbal barbs, others with sweet flowery words. Some loved to be chased and others prefer to do the chasing.

No matter how the game is played, there is one important rule all most know – WHEN TO STOP!

RUBY AND ACID. . . Enough! Will you be so kind and put your swords back in their sheath? Thank you.

Come with me, I’ve set up a table for you two. You are both going to sit down here and TALK IT OUT.

Bppppb, shuushh! I don’t want to hear one word from either of you.

NOW SIT. Good. 

We have a very chilled red wine – Bordeaux. Cheese, crackers and fruit, Coconut Shrimp Hor d’oeuvres, there’s Chicken Masala for you Ruby and Steak for you Acid. For desert, you will be having strawberry cheesecake and Petit pains au chocolat. Hmmm

Hiya, Mr. Debosky. . . nice to see you. Say, do you mind coming here for a sec? I want to show you something.

Pulls Debosky by the arm and throws him out of the thread! Wipes hands and smiles

There.

Turns to Ruby and Acid

Just holla if you need anything, my hard working staff is at your disposal.

Aww, you two. . . work it out, okay? Please don’t make me have to use the whip.