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Re: Ethnic Joke by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Sep 28, 2009
who woke this thread up?
Re: Ethnic Joke by tytylayor: 2:01pm On Sep 28, 2009
me
Re: Ethnic Joke by chibaby5(f): 2:05pm On Sep 28, 2009
lol seen da joke b4 still
Re: Ethnic Joke by bashydemy(m): 6:59am On Sep 29, 2009
and?
Re: Ethnic Joke by chibaby5(f): 6:26pm On Sep 29, 2009
move n go way! ! ! ! angry
Re: Ethnic Joke by bashydemy(m): 8:24pm On Sep 29, 2009
no sense
Re: Ethnic Joke by bydot1(m): 4:49am On Sep 30, 2009
u always loff to hear
Re: Ethnic Joke by clemcykul(f): 9:21am On Sep 30, 2009
hehheh i like that
Re: Ethnic Joke by bashydemy(m): 10:06am On Sep 30, 2009
you always like bad thing now
Re: Ethnic Joke by clemcykul(f): 12:17pm On Sep 30, 2009
how u take know??

lol ure in the spirit
Re: Ethnic Joke by ndigbo: 12:49pm On Sep 30, 2009
i'm igbo but i can of enjoy the joke. let's not take it personal.[color=][/color]
Re: Ethnic Joke by Potu(m): 9:02am On Oct 01, 2009
emmeno:

Men i'm laughing , This is Hillarious and lovely

On their way to Saudi Arabia, a Yoruba man convinced an Igbo man to smuggle beer into the Arab nation. “You are braver and bolder than me,” the Yoruba told the Igbo; “If I tried it, we will be caught.” Flattered the Igbo man smuggled the beer into Saudi Arabia.

In Saudi Arabia, the Yoruba man blabbed to a Philippine girl that he and the Igbo guy were interested in; that the Igbo guy lawlessly smuggled beer into Saudi Arabia. The Philippine girl reported them to the police and both men were arrested.

They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each received 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"

The Yoruba man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.

The Ibo man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As your prowess in hard-work is universally acknowledged, you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Igbo man thought for a second, and then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Yoruba man to my back."
Re: Ethnic Joke by bashydemy(m): 9:47am On Oct 02, 2009
seen this before
Re: Ethnic Joke by clemcykul(f): 10:46am On Oct 02, 2009
so?
Re: Ethnic Joke by Kays1(m): 4:27pm On Oct 02, 2009
Hey clemcy , whats up, how about my old G's on here , Ituen ,Jeovy ,benjazzy , ??sup bros's
Re: Ethnic Joke by sylve11: 4:50pm On Oct 02, 2009
sad cool
Re: Ethnic Joke by Kays1(m): 4:52pm On Oct 02, 2009
who be this now ?? why you open close up **hiss*
Re: Ethnic Joke by jojo110(m): 7:44am On May 06, 2010
this is some thing really awesome
Re: Ethnic Joke by flexystar(f): 12:01pm On May 06, 2010
to be candid i see no tribalism in this joke.
Re: Ethnic Joke by CuteAngel(f): 2:36pm On May 06, 2010
Smart dude, really funny
Re: Ethnic Joke by nawfia(m): 12:43am On Jul 17, 2010
clemcykul:

lol igbos na wa o grin

igbos are so dumb all they knoe is money and more money.

they are afraid of political power only containers they care about.

why yorubas are so full of greed and back stabbing plus gossip of course

and the dalyn gentle but killer hausas who knoe how to kill becus of belief at the slightest provocation but can parade themselves as meek people.

what a hypocritic world grin

u r so dumb, guess d igbos u r referring to excludes Anambra igbos, coswe r d most successful people on planet earth, be it in health,finance,leadership, etc.stupid NLander
Re: Ethnic Joke by nawfia(m): 12:53am On Jul 17, 2010
A preacher was preaching On a bus, inorder to get everybody's attention,he will intermittently say, "SHOUT ALLELUIA"

this angered d hausa guy on the bus and he demanded to know why d preacher is recognising only d Southern part of d country, why not North alleluia,East

alleluia.West Alleluia.
Re: Ethnic Joke by NaijaSisi(f): 4:56pm On Aug 13, 2010
^^^
Haha very poor joke!
Re: Ethnic Joke by blacksta(m): 4:59pm On Aug 13, 2010
Naija_Sisi:

^^^
Haha very poor joke!

give am small break na - it was that bad
Re: Ethnic Joke by NaijaSisi(f): 5:01pm On Aug 13, 2010
blacksta:

give am small break na - it was that bad
it wasnt that bad,
it was very bad!
He needs to try again
Re: Ethnic Joke by blacksta(m): 5:04pm On Aug 13, 2010
Naija_Sisi:

it wasnt that bad,
it was very bad!
He needs to try again

how now - my first wife grin
Re: Ethnic Joke by ElementG(m): 5:09pm On Aug 13, 2010
man dat was a nice one, d yoruba was smart. i give ur story a 10/10
Re: Ethnic Joke by NaijaSisi(f): 5:11pm On Aug 13, 2010
Yeah d yoruba yoke was funny, liked it cheesy
Re: Ethnic Joke by NaijaSisi(f): 5:12pm On Aug 13, 2010
C how i gave the topic life again?
Mehn i'm a life saver! cheesy
Re: Ethnic Joke by NaijaSisi(f): 5:18pm On Aug 13, 2010
blacksta:

how now - my first wife grin

first wife kini? after u con dey leave me for your other wifes  angrysad
anyway o da, mi o ni binu

angry angry angry
Re: Ethnic Joke by blacksta(m): 5:21pm On Aug 13, 2010
Naija_Sisi:

first wife kini? after u con dey leave me for your other wifes angrysad
anyway o da, mi o ni binu

angry angry angry
E ya ma binu - awon omo os hi lo fa - u have my full attention. grin
Re: Ethnic Joke by EfemenaXY: 5:39pm On Aug 13, 2010
I have no sense of humour

Try as hard as I might, I'll never find Ethnic jokes funny

One tribe claiming to berra than everyone else - how can that be funny??!!

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